Mace Windu and those three cannon-fodder Jedi during RotS are replaced by Esme Weatherwax. Darth Sidious' lightsabre is replaced by a pretty flower...
Now in power vs power, Esme Weatherwax vs Darth Sidious... whoever gives up/dies first.
Darth Sidious is allowed aid via one (1) Anakin Skywalker after ten minutes of the mind-raping match.
Granny is allowed aid via one (1) Gytha Ogg after ten minutes of the mind-raping match.
Granny Weatherwax vs Darth Sidious
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Insufficient data on the extent of Esme's powers because she goes out of her way to not have to use them. It's entirely possible she assrapes Sidious so badly it's no longer funny. It's ALSO entirely possible that Palpy's initial Force choke ends the battle. From displayed feats of power Palpy by a landslide.
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'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
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Esme's powers are quite well known. She can, for example, shove a wound forward through time if she 'doesn't have time' to be hurt now. That's the main combat one we've seen; she isn't a combative type, preferring to use Headology. And Headology doesn't work on the truly evil(As we saw in Wyrd Sisters.). She'd get fried by Sith lightning.
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And her fight with the UU Archchancellor was tearing down the walls of reality (Equal rites).
She's also displayed high level shapechanging (Even into inanimate objects (A hooded tuff)).
She's also shown mindcontrol though she rarely uses it and her famous skill at Headology.
She's also displayed high level shapechanging (Even into inanimate objects (A hooded tuff)).
She's also shown mindcontrol though she rarely uses it and her famous skill at Headology.
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But the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons