Federation Argo Dune Buggy versus the A-Team Van

[Ra]

Mirror of the thread on strek-v-swars. I expect cooler heads will prevail here.

Q is feeling particulary bored one day, and decides to play another "prank" on Picard as he's joyriding in his Argo dune buggy. Q transports Picard, Data, and Worf (along with the 'buggy, of course) to modern-day Los Angeles.

They come upon the A-Team, and there's a little dispute or something. Whatever, Picard is forced to make a hasty retreat down the LA Freeway with Mr. T's helluva fast van in pursuit. The LAPD, LA County Sheriff's Deparment, and the CHP are put into a Q-induced sleep, so they won't interfere.

Worf's got his noisy phaser gun, while the A-Team's got Kalashnikovs.

What happens?

[frigidmagi]

I pity the fool who messes with Mr. T and I love it when a plan comes togather.

[Narsil]

Quit your jibba jabbin fool!

Picard and Co get pitied.

[Destructionator XV]

I, too, would pity the fools. The Argo doesn't seem so fast, and it has an open cockpit.

We all know what the A-Team does to Jeeps - flip them over.... without injuring anyone inside.

But then after they get out....

Worf vs BA Baracus?
Picard vs Hannibal Smith?
Data vs Starbuck (err, I mean Faceman)

And of course,

Barcaly vs Murdock

FISTICUFFS!

[Josh]

Data takes down Face, but otherwise it's a total massacre for the A Team here, in the fisticuffs portion.

Now in a run and gun, the Star Trek team does have on demonstrable advantage- be it with Mini-14s, M-16s, AKs or whatever, the A Team demonstrably could not hit the broad side of a barn, whereas Worf can.

[Ra]

Worf also missed other dune buggies at the spectacular range of seven feet., so he won't exactly be doing a lot of damage either.