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Wait, does that mean you're my bitch?

*grin*
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of course not m'dear

read my sig, and the truth shall be revealed, it took God 6 days to create the Universe.

I could never be that slow.....
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Wait now I'm confused I thought you were God... and if not then who's my Bitch Damn it! :cry:
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"if you want to get out of a speeding ticket short skirts and crying are still the way to go" Kairy on "mythbusters"

LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
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I can't be your bitch, otherwise, how can I chain you up to the wall and used The Feather (tm) upon your personage?
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Well that comes with the package! whatever I want my bitch gives to me! *sigh* *goes to search for her nonexsistant bitch*
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"if you want to get out of a speeding ticket short skirts and crying are still the way to go" Kairy on "mythbusters"

LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
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:walks around aimlessly with a "Bitch for Hire" sign around her neck:
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*slams in to xB and reads her sign* Yaye! Come with me!
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"if you want to get out of a speeding ticket short skirts and crying are still the way to go" Kairy on "mythbusters"

LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
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that's that wrong thread thing there Ben ol' boy....

I'll fix that for you....
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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Destructionator XV wrote:
PHILOSOPHY- Sketch the development of human thought, estimate its significance. Compare with the development of any other kind of thought.


Human thought started with men trying to think new ways to enter a woman's vagina. Throughout the years, it has expaned to include the mouth, then the ear, and lastly, at the pinncale of thought, the ass. Here is my sketch:

8===D ~~ (_*_)

The significance of this is great; if we still thought only of vaginal sex, we would quickly overpopulate the world, hence reaching the biosphere's carrying capacity, and selection pressere would start to direct EVILUTION which, as it's name implys, is evil. Hence, our shift of thought to butt sex saved us all.


Bend over and praise the ass!
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LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
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Rukia wrote:Will you men stop at nothing? Honestly where to you get your arguments?

You know, it's very tempting to make a Freudian-esque comment about men wanting to satisfy homosexual tendancies in heterosexual relationships..But, I will refrain... :razz:
Um, it was Adam's post. I was just quoting it :razz:
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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:
Rukia wrote:Will you men stop at nothing? Honestly where to you get your arguments?

You know, it's very tempting to make a Freudian-esque comment about men wanting to satisfy homosexual tendancies in heterosexual relationships..But, I will refrain... :razz:
Um, it was Adam's post. I was just quoting it :razz:
And what's the percentage of men who agree?
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LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
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......... You guys are SOOO WRONG Teasing B4 like that!
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When I get to the special hell lady, I want to be able to say I fucking deserved it!
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And yet so very right :twisted:
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I'd just like to point out to Magithis and Hotfoot that I hate you both so very, very much. When you get to Hell I will reserve a special spot for both of you in which your grandfathers analy violate you while you're forced to preform oral sex on you grandmother or something...

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Hey I don't want to cause problems in a relationship that was so meant to be.. Don't worry Allen *pats your shoulder* I'll sleep on the couch....
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LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
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:?: :sad: :cry: :cry:
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Aww dun cry Scotters!
*tackle pounce*
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I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an AWESOME rack!
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"if you want to get out of a speeding ticket short skirts and crying are still the way to go" Kairy on "mythbusters"

LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
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Thats ok Cass, I've had my ways with him already.

I'll let you have fun with him now

-nods slowly-

Just dun break him, k?
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I'll do my best.. Cross my heart *makes an 'x' over her heart and crosses her fingers behind her back* :twisted:
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LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
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Charon? You might be afraid of the dead guy... but I've figured out a way to screw with Tarot. :twisted:
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I think that was the first time I actually made it into the user quotes thread.
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You're welcome.
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Where are my manners?
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Does anybody else find it strange that the comment thread is about half the length of the actual quotes thread?
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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