All I know is that there will be no fucktons of sugar distributed on my watch.
I consulted with my accountant on the terminology the other night and found out that four shit-tons equals one fuckton, so you may distribute three shit-tons, but no more.
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#126
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#127
Actually to be honest, I just put that one there to mess with people's heads. ;)B4UTRUST wrote:The Chaose symbol I understand, the Illuminati one popped my interested though. *laughs* Oh and welcome to the board.
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#129
I wasn't offended, I was just saying that I didn't come up with the term "fuckton". There's nothing to apologize for.Batman wrote:Sorry, no offense intended. I did remember you giving sugar to Lindar and must have misconnected that to the fuckton incident. My apologies.
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Anyway, here's a little list I came up with; the expanded metric system:
Ton
Megaton
Teraton
Petaton
Exaton
Googleton
Shitton
Fuckton
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#130
Damn, and there goes my chance at saving a member's life and getting inducted. Damn. You've disappointed me for the last time Morrigan. 
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My dad used to be a Mason, if it helps any. I say 'used to' because he later converted to Catholicism and, as I understand it, the two are mutually exclusive.B4UTRUST wrote:Damn, and there goes my chance at saving a member's life and getting inducted. Damn. You've disappointed me for the last time Morrigan.
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#133
Supposedly, though there has been 'rumors' of various members who belonged to both groups and I've met a few masons already, semi-high ranking even. But the Illuminati is better *nods sagely*
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#136
Oh, the stories I could tell of the Illuminati...
But those are Code Red classified material, so...
But those are Code Red classified material, so...
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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I'm ULTRAVIOLET Josh...*twitch* FC will be angry if you're witholding information. Witholding information is treason. You're not a traitor are you?
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#139
It is so noted Detective
I will bestow upon you Igor, as well as Alfred, enjoy your new/old companions.....
I will bestow upon you Igor, as well as Alfred, enjoy your new/old companions.....
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"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
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#140
Thank you, m'lord.Dark Silver wrote:It is so noted Detective
I will bestow upon you Igor, as well as Alfred, enjoy your new/old companions.....
Now, is this, or is this not, still the official greeting thread? Because if it is, methinks a split is in order.
And one of you slipped my spelling a mickey again. NOT funny.
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I'll take it under consideration...Batman wrote:Now, is this, or is this not, still the official greeting thread? Because if it is, methinks a split is in order.
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"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
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#142
Me? Never. *displays FCCCP card, then quickly hides it*B4UTRUST wrote:I'm ULTRAVIOLET Josh...*twitch* FC will be angry if you're witholding information. Witholding information is treason. You're not a traitor are you?
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#143
Well I just thought I would toss out a hello to all and a air kiss to Silver for inviting me over. Thanks sugar, yer a peach!
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#145
As long as it's a good, welcoming friendly poke
and the newbies don't take offense....sure.
But then again, the Triumviate always selects the freshiest, choicest cuts of flesh from new signies (it's in the Terms of Service), so I guess we can't begrudge you a occassional poke....
and the newbies don't take offense....sure.
But then again, the Triumviate always selects the freshiest, choicest cuts of flesh from new signies (it's in the Terms of Service), so I guess we can't begrudge you a occassional poke....
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"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
#147
Welcome to the board, velvety_kitten. You have the honor of being the first to see my Mark I greeting banner.
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#149
Damn it, everyone else has a cool greeting image, all I have is this nifty banner Zac made for me...
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain