Consider the bottle cracked, buddy.elderdan wrote:In other news: Petro, you can crack that bottle of tequila. My baby girl was born last night, Thanksgiving night around 10PM Pacific time. We haven't named her yet but she's perfect. She's got her mother's infectious bite but her fathers rending claws, all the way.
Congratulations to Dan!
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#1 Congratulations to Dan!
For the new and as-yet unnamed addition to the family!
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Cheers! *hoists vodka*
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#3 Introductions
Hi, all, I'm relatively new around here, haven't had much opportunity to weigh in on too many things but I'll be around. My name's Dan, I'm in the Bay Area in California, and this is my new daughter, Liana Charlotte Johnson:
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Congradulations on your new offspring, Dan. :cheers
And welcome to the board. We look forward to your contributions.
And welcome to the board. We look forward to your contributions.
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*awwws, and dashes over, clings to the viewing cage and eyes the 2 hit point creature*
It's so cute!!!!*applauds* congratulations Dan!!!
It's so cute!!!!*applauds* congratulations Dan!!!
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Congrats and best wishes.
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You have produced a very cute man-larva Dan.
I wish you the best of luck. Especially when she enters her metamorphic stage in her teens.
I wish you the best of luck. Especially when she enters her metamorphic stage in her teens.
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Don't know ya but congrats man. Just remember that no matter what she does that you love her and you'll be a great dad.
Don't know ya but congrats man. Just remember that no matter what she does that you love her and you'll be a great dad.
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Awww a baby! Soooo cu- ow the little shit bit me! LOL
Congrats Dan! (Even tho I don't know who ya are either!)
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Congrats Dan! (Even tho I don't know who ya are either!)
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Congratulations.
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AW. I saw her in your LJ, Crispy. I think most kids are putrid, but that one's really cute. Congrats.
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Congrats Dan, that is indeed a cute baby
let me know when she's old enough to make ribs out of.
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let me know when she's old enough to make ribs out of.
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Thanks, all. So far, she's marvelously well-behaved. No doubt she is lulling us into a false sense of security so that, at some point, she will be able to crawl spider-like to the bed and suck our souls out through our noses, and because of her Supreme Cuteness we will be helpless to resist her.
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Congratulations, comrade
Have a very nice day.
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I don't think I've read you before, but I don't think there is a better thread to make my first non RPG related post in this board.
A toast to your kid! May life smile Liana Charlotte and her family!
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P.S. This counts as me tooing, but she is a really cute little baby.
A toast to your kid! May life smile Liana Charlotte and her family!
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Me-tooing is fine when it concerns celebrating our newest member. When are you getting her an account, Dan?Murazor wrote:P.S. This counts as me tooing, but she is a really cute little baby.
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Petro, I think the moment she can understand a keyboard she should get an account and a playpen here. 
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Along those lines...Ace Pace wrote:Petro, I think the moment she can understand a keyboard she should get an account and a playpen here.
From the SDN chat wrote: elheru07 (10:33:55 AM): .....heh... i can so see that baby getting a playpen... and going up to Petro all cute-like... 'Wanna pway, Unca Petwo?'
Ace1 Pace1 (10:34:12 AM): ......GOD NO
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What? She can help me make my molotov cocktails, just like I did with my father!
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
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I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
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*checks thread* Shit, I'm late!
CONGRATULATIONS!
CONGRATULATIONS!
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