Maybe We're Not All Dirty Stinking Traitors (40K)
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#1 Maybe We're Not All Dirty Stinking Traitors (40K)
So maybe we aren't all dirty stinking traitors. From the Chapters of the First Founding:
Marcao embraces the power, beauty, drive to perfection, and fury of the Blood Angels.
A master of stealth and intelligence gathering, the Raven Guard calls to Hotfoot.
Sir Nitram replaces his weak, fallible flesh with the perfection of the machine in service with the Iron Hands.
frigidmagi takes his place among the stoic, pragmatic, craftwise, and pyrophiliac Salamanders.
Comrade Tortoise quests for glory under the banner of the Ultramarines.
And what of me? What could be more appropriate for one who values both secrecy and knowledge, stubborn, and joyous in unleashing psychic might and searing plasma upon my enemies than a position in the Librarium of the Dark Angels?
Marcao embraces the power, beauty, drive to perfection, and fury of the Blood Angels.
A master of stealth and intelligence gathering, the Raven Guard calls to Hotfoot.
Sir Nitram replaces his weak, fallible flesh with the perfection of the machine in service with the Iron Hands.
frigidmagi takes his place among the stoic, pragmatic, craftwise, and pyrophiliac Salamanders.
Comrade Tortoise quests for glory under the banner of the Ultramarines.
And what of me? What could be more appropriate for one who values both secrecy and knowledge, stubborn, and joyous in unleashing psychic might and searing plasma upon my enemies than a position in the Librarium of the Dark Angels?
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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#2 Re: Maybe We're Not All Dirty Stinking Traitors (40K)
I do like any plan that results in me setting fire to stuff.
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#3 Re: Maybe We're Not All Dirty Stinking Traitors (40K)
Of course, that leaves me right out.
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So, what would that make me? Eldar?
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#5 Re: Maybe We're Not All Dirty Stinking Traitors (40K)
Nit will tell you that I also like setting things on fire, playing with candles, and watching things burn.
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I notice a distinct lack of myself and B4 in the list......
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You whined too much about the last one.LadyTevar wrote:Of course, that leaves me right out.
You've already been assigned a loyalist chapter in the previous one.So, what would that make me? Eldar?
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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Cynical Cat wrote:You've already been assigned a loyalist chapter in the previous one.
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Adepta Sororitas. All the burny, twice the bustline.LadyTevar wrote:Nit will tell you that I also like setting things on fire, playing with candles, and watching things burn.
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