Hey Bats

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:05 am

There ya go.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:06 pm

OMFG!!

Harley is like right there...next to Ivy!!!

*melts*

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:40 pm

Damn. How did I miss that one?
Anyway documented history suggests that no, they can't.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:23 pm

Documented history also says that Batman is NOT gay.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:30 pm

Do I really have to break out the pre-Crisis never actually happened routine or point out that back in those days gay meant something entirely different?
*yawns*

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:23 pm

Batman wrote:Anyway documented history suggests that no, they can't.

Yeah, I was grooving on the irony of how such an army of well-armed lunatics can't take down a lunatic dressed like a bat.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:08 pm

I should point out that half of them are so fucking crazy it's a wonder they can tie their shoes, forget kill a man with more urban combat experience then your average Marine Battalion. These days that's a lot of experience.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:28 pm

They're not crazy, they're just misunderstood.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:45 pm

frigidmagi wrote:I should point out that half of them are so fucking crazy it's a wonder they can tie their shoes, forget kill a man with more urban combat experience then your average Marine Battalion. These days that's a lot of experience.

That they seem to spend a not inconsiderable portion of their time fighting each other probably doesn't help, either. They're almost like real-word people that way.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:58 pm

They're not crazy, they're just misunderstood.

If they're misunderstood then Stalin just had anger management problem. Nope they're crazy. Batshit, motherfucking crazy.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:13 pm

I would like to take this opportunity to mention I strongly disapprove of the term batshit insane.
Says the man who dresses up like a giant bat to fight crime.
Shut up.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:40 pm

You're okay with apeshit despite being a member of the ape family however?

Rukia · Post by **Rukia** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:49 am

*makes popcorn and listens*

I love this stuff!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:29 pm

frigidmagi wrote:You're okay with apeshit despite being a member of the ape family however?

Take a look at human history and try that again.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:20 pm

Batman wrote:
frigidmagi wrote:You're okay with apeshit despite being a member of the ape family however?
Take a look at human history and try that again.

Human civilization brought us porn and housecats, Bats. I think that balances it all out.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:14 pm

Petrosjko wrote:
Batman wrote:
frigidmagi wrote:You're okay with apeshit despite being a member of the ape family however?
Take a look at human history and try that again.
Human civilization brought us porn and housecats, Bats. I think that balances it all out.

Take a look at japanese porn and some of them housecat breeds and get back to me.
Besides cats should be outdoors animals anyway.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:15 pm

Batman wrote:Take a look at japanese porn and some of them housecat breeds and get back to me.

So yeah, not all porn is good. But still, overall it's a great advance of civilization.

Besides cats should be outdoors animals anyway.

I don't think Selena would approve of that.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:42 pm

Petrosjko wrote:
Besides cats should be outdoors animals anyway.
I don't think Selena would approve of that.

You'd be surprised. Have fun trying to be a catburglar without ever going outside

Besides, what was our favourite pastime again? Oh, That's right, rooftop chases. Which happen guess where?

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:44 pm

I'm amazed what they can do with indoor gyms these days.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:16 pm

frigidmagi wrote:I'm amazed what they can do with indoor gyms these days.

Nothing much to burgle there generally, though. And Selina would probably protest the limited selection of escape options.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:10 pm

I'm not saying she's exclusively indoors, I'm just saying that she does spend a certain amount of time inside.

Which you would deny her.

Meany McJerkface.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:48 pm

Petrosjko wrote:I'm not saying she's exclusively indoors, I'm just saying that she does spend a certain amount of time inside.

As do housecats, even the outdoors kind. What's the POINT of a cat if it can't be lying in your lap, purring contently, and you couln't be more content except you really, really have to pee?

Which you would deny her.

I'm doing no such thing. Cats CAN and SHOULD stay indoors, on occasion (especially when it's raining, and not only for their own sake). They just shouldn't do so all the time.

Meany McJerkface.

Do I really have to say 'canonically so'?

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:10 pm

Batman wrote:What's the POINT of a cat if it can't be lying in your lap, purring contently, and you couln't be more content except you really, really have to pee?

Um, apetizer?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:38 pm

Anybody who ISN'T a sick, twisted fuck?

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:53 pm

I prefer cats alive and uneaten and vote we lock KAN in a small cage with large hungry tigers.

All for?

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