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Mirror of the thread on strek-v-swars. I expect cooler heads will prevail here.

Q is feeling particulary bored one day, and decides to play another "prank" on Picard as he's joyriding in his Argo dune buggy. Q transports Picard, Data, and Worf (along with the 'buggy, of course) to modern-day Los Angeles.

They come upon the A-Team, and there's a little dispute or something. Whatever, Picard is forced to make a hasty retreat down the LA Freeway with Mr. T's helluva fast van in pursuit. The LAPD, LA County Sheriff's Deparment, and the CHP are put into a Q-induced sleep, so they won't interfere.

Worf's got his noisy phaser gun, while the A-Team's got Kalashnikovs.

What happens?

I pity the fool who messes with Mr. T and I love it when a plan comes togather.

Quit your jibba jabbin fool!

Picard and Co get pitied.

I, too, would pity the fools. The Argo doesn't seem so fast, and it has an open cockpit.

We all know what the A-Team does to Jeeps - flip them over.... without injuring anyone inside.

But then after they get out....

Worf vs BA Baracus?
Picard vs Hannibal Smith?
Data vs Starbuck (err, I mean Faceman)

And of course,

Barcaly vs Murdock

FISTICUFFS!

Data takes down Face, but otherwise it's a total massacre for the A Team here, in the fisticuffs portion.

Now in a run and gun, the Star Trek team does have on demonstrable advantage- be it with Mini-14s, M-16s, AKs or whatever, the A Team demonstrably could not hit the broad side of a barn, whereas Worf can.

Worf also missed other dune buggies at the spectacular range of seven feet., so he won't exactly be doing a lot of damage either.