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#1 Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:22 am
by The Minx
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A worried member of the public has forced Leicester City Council to admit it is unprepared for a zombie invasion.

The authority received a Freedom of Information request which said provisions to deal with an attack, often seen in horror films, were poor.

The "concerned citizen" said the possibility of such an event was one that councils should be aware of.

"We've had a few wacky ones before but this one did make us laugh," said Lynn Wyeth, head of information governance.

The Freedom of Information Act allows a right of access to recorded information held by public authorities.

Ms Wyeth said she was unaware of any specific reference to a zombie attack in the council's emergency plan, however some elements of it could be applied if the situation arose.

Other submissions to the council have included requests for records of paranormal activity and haunted buildings within the city.

"To you it might seem frivolous and a waste of time... but to different people it actually means something," said Ms Wyeth.

"Everybody has their own interests and their own reasons for asking these questions."

She added high-profile cases, such as the MPs expenses scandal, has raised public awareness of the right to request information records.

Ed Thurlow, who runs zombie website Terror4Fun, said he felt a zombie invasion in Leicester was highly unlikely.

"I think perhaps [the "Concerned Citizen"] has watched films like 28 Days Later a few too many times."

Don't laugh, now. National defense is important business.

#2

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:19 am
by SirNitram
Leicester is likely to be passed by the main horde. Improvised explosives and a half-dozen riflemen in elevated positions should secure it.

#3

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:39 pm
by frigidmagi
It's more of an individual responsibility to be prepared for uprising z* anyways. The government cannot cover every burial ground and secure every home, at best it can only react to clear confirm post-life hostiles from areas and contain infections. Look to own and be ready citizen!




*Yes there are other uprisings. Pray we never have to suffer uprising s.

#4

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:54 pm
by Batman
I'll probably regret asking this but would be uprising s be?

#5

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:46 pm
by Derek Thunder
What I'd like to know is how the military plans to protect us from a White Glove scenario, I.E. a breakout of dancing zombies from 'Thriller.' After all, no mere mortal can resist its evil, especially if you don't have the soul for gettin' down.

#6

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:43 am
by frigidmagi
I'll probably regret asking this but would be uprising s be?
You ever read Red Son?

It's like that only there's more of him.