Fundamentalist Mormons to go the way of the Branch Davidians

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:08 am

USA Today [quote]Some members of polygamy sect fleeing as law closes in
Posted 4/12/2006 11:45 PM ET

By Gwen Florio and Brian Passey, USA TODAY

HILDALE, Utah Ã¢â‚¬â€

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:27 pm

Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ The FBI and state officials are offering a $60,000 bounty on Jeffs.

Thats a nice little chunk of tuition right there, maybe there is a better way I could spend my summer.

But seriously though these idiots have been weirding me out for years I'd be glad to see them finally taken down.

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:28 pm

Shark Bait wrote:
Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ The FBI and state officials are offering a $60,000 bounty on Jeffs.
Thats a nice little chunk of tuition right there, maybe there is a better way I could spend my summer.

But seriously though these idiots have been weirding me out for years I'd be glad to see them finally taken down.

You and me both... If my lab job falls through, I would not be at all opposed to teaming up with you to hunt the fucker down

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:30 pm

If we can get magi in on this we got some professionalism added to it.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:23 pm

Hhm... Between the 3 of us that would be 20,000 dollars each...

Do they want him alive?

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:54 pm

My worry is that the women and children will be used as hostages and will be set up to get killed. It's not like the men care; a lot of their wives are their nieces and granddaughters and Jeffs has so many that he probably doesn't even remember all their names.

But yeah, I hope they get taken down and soon.

"Not provide romantic distractions." What a crock. More like, "they were removed to not be competition" like in the article I posted about the danger of polygamy.

EDIT The FBI's bounty says that they want to arrest him, so he would probably have to be taken alive.

Post by **B4UTRUST** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:06 pm

Technically you only need two arms and an ear to arrest someone... two arms to put the handcuffs on and a ear to read the miranda rights to.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:13 pm

Taking one guy alive isn't that hard if you do it right and have pros... Fuck CT, Bait this is going to be difficult.

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:27 pm

Yes... but it will be fun and lucrative

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:36 pm

Supposedly the guy always has bodyguards around him, and they're all probably heavily armed. They were fantastically rich before, and they probably stocked up.

So you'll need some help, and as I've been used as bait before, can I come along?

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 5:55 pm

Joking aside, this guy is either going to be an utter pain in the ass to run down, or else he's going to get caught in some tragic-comic goof where he accidentally locks himself into a bathroom.

I'm just waiting with no happy anticipation for this little El Dorado time bomb to blow up.

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