Duct Tape Bandit Strikes

[LadyTevar]

Man wraps head in duct tape, attempts robbery

Tuesday August 14, 2007
ASHLAND, Ky. - Laughter might be unexpected in a liquor store where a robbery just occurred.

But that's how employees responded to the "Duct Tape Bandit'' who hit Shamrock Liquors in Ashland and fled nearly empty handed.

A man who had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity walked into the store last Friday, Ashland police said.

Store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing, according to a report by WSAZ-TV in Huntington, W.Va.

Store employee Craig Miller said he chased the man to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke position until police arrived, the station reported. An unidentified customer also helped, police said.

Kasey G. Kazee, 24, of Ashland, was charged with first-degree robbery, according to Ashland Police Sgt. Mark McDowell.

Kazee, in an interview with the TV station, denied he was bandit who robbed the store of two rolls of change.

Kazee pleaded not guilty Monday in Boyd District Court and was ordered held under a $250,000 cash bond.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Why the fuck did he have to use duct tape? Was it too damn difficult to get a ski mask on the first place? Didn't he ever realize how painful it would be to peel all the duct tapes off of his face after he finished robbing?