RPG Player Quotes

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:56 pm

Everyone is going to fucking behave or get smacked with a mod stick, yes all of you, even you.

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:10 pm

Artillery Tenor: And the first of his response conforms to that. The second act feels off though, but I am being paranoid because it is the only safe(ish) path with you around.

Paranoia. Standard fair in games I GM.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:36 pm

Tevar: I also need to figure out what to post in Heros
IRWriter86: I'd say either putting a tendril through the useless angel's chest or "Boo hoo Legacies is dead!" like everyone else.
IRWriter86: Boo hoo Legacies is dead is more conductive for finishing RCE though.
Tevar: Boohoo.
IRWriter86: Heh
Tevar: She will feel guilty. She couldn't stop him or reach him
IRWriter86: Good, because this was her fault again. ;-)
IRWriter86: Legacies died knowing he was right about her. :-D

Post by **B4UTRUST** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:47 pm

The robot spider monkey just asked me for a lube job...I'm done now.

Paranoia - Send in the Clones

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:10 pm

If he dies my one regret will be that the fog bank he just foiled our ranged attacks with shall ensure I see none of it.

Silence's reaction to Rhoenix's fog bank.

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:10 pm

Talking about OWM characters.
Me: I'm basically royalty, I'm the son of a freeking emperor It just happens to be the emperor of a nation far to the north that most haven't heard of...

Rukia: yeah thats kinda like the girlfriend in Canada

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » Sun May 18, 2008 10:39 pm

[21:42] agentfisherSDnet: Yes, yes, burn the corpse, close the chapter, let us continue with the whole
[21:42] TevarTahalshia: Right :)
[21:42] agentfisherSDnet: "One of their own is now evil, can they turn him from his ways or will Blackheart just say fuck it and kill him."
[21:43] TevarTahalshia: Knowing Blackheart... is this a trick question?
[21:43] agentfisherSDnet: Personally, I'm leaning towards him saying fuck it.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » Sat May 24, 2008 11:39 pm

"Open sack, aim halfling"

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Tue May 27, 2008 6:59 pm

[21:01] TevarTahalshia: I like rheonix's description.
[21:01] TevarTahalshia: Blast has a headache now.
[21:01] Gen Havoc: Well I figured he was busying himself investigating the garden's irrigation systems
[21:01] Gen Havoc: ? I didn't see his...
[21:01] TevarTahalshia: In that case, he may want to stay there.
[21:01] Gen Havoc: Oh shit, I missed page three
[21:02] TevarTahalshia: *DIES LAUGHING*

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Wed May 28, 2008 6:59 pm

Rolling up my Dark Heresy Char:

[20:46] ImperialFeline: so, those are really good numbers. Willpower is average, but not sucky. You can choose any stat to reroll.
[20:46] TevarTahalshia: I really want to keep the Agility... I know that much LOL
[20:47] TevarTahalshia: I'll try to get a better Will. *crosses fingers*
[20:47] ImperialFeline: fuck me. 41.
[20:48] TevarTahalshia: Honey, I'll fuck you for a full day for that roll

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Thu May 29, 2008 6:39 pm

IRWriter86: If I crash full bore into one of those guys what will be the likely results?
genhavoc: Full bore?
genhavoc: You'll likely hurt yourself, as well as the Leuchtkaffer
IRWriter86: Well yeah, but are we talking bruises from hell or multiple shattered bones?
genhavoc: If you literally slam into him at top speed, it'll be no different than colliding with the ground
IRWriter86: Alright, will slow down some then.
genhavoc: I mean, you might well kill the Leuchtkaffer outright in that case, but you'd very very badly injure yourself
IRWriter86: What if I used both of the Leuchtkaffer's to stunt my fall? (kidding)
genhavoc: ROTFL

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Fri May 30, 2008 3:23 pm

And it happens again.

IRWriter86: Lets reroll Perception.
ImperialFeline: fuck. 40
IRWriter86: That seems to happen to you a lot...
ImperialFeline: take advantage while it lasts.
IRWriter86: I'm gonna need it.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:11 pm

[21:07] DarekSilver001: sssoooooo
[21:08] DarekSilver001: Saibot's pants in costume are quickly removable, like, tear away
[21:08] DarekSilver001: to reveal the Superhero Male Thong, aka the Super Bananna Hammock.
[21:12] TevarTahalshia: *falls out of chair laughing*

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:21 pm

[21:21] TevarTahalshia: Somehow I don't think Blackheart will be as amused
[21:22] DarekSilver001: no....
[21:22] TevarTahalshia: *watches the banana deflate*
[21:23] DarekSilver001: but if he needs a quick escape from Blackheart, he can always just rip the pants off, flash the manly gluttimos minimus and hung bananna and shoot off while Blackheart tries to claw his own eyes out..

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:17 pm

A lot tonight. Half the party is playing eladrins. The OOC joking plays up the race angle.

"Everyone who is a member of the master race, hold up your hand"*the four players playing eladrins and the dragonborn player hold up their hands*

*one eladrin player to another* "Don't worry. The giant lizards will soon die out."

"Is she part of the master race?" "No. We just have the elf along so we don't have to talk to the others directly."

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:09 pm

"We didn't really need two dwarven clerics."

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:14 pm

(player after receiving sweet, sweet loot from me): Just to be clear, and make sure that this isn't supposed to go to someone else, it wasn't me that slipped into your bed and gave you a blowjob last night.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:58 pm

While playing my new addiction, DragonFable:

Tev; Damn... new multi-attk won't hit the Ravens, they're wind-based.
Nit: You could always take off the DragonArmor ...
**THUNDERCRACK, Rain starts pounding the windows**
Tev: .... heheh... nice timing

Post by **Dark Silver** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:05 pm

[00:08] Dark Silver: true, but nothing's a discharge cannon...
[00:08] Dark Silver: except well..
[00:08] Dark Silver: a discharge cannon
[00:08] Nitram Tahalshia: All others, are inferior.
[00:08] Dark Silver: unless it's a discharge cannon Mark II
[00:08] Nitram Tahalshia: Well of course.
[00:08] Nitram Tahalshia: We.. Don't talk about the Mk III, though.
[00:08] Dark Silver: or a proton accelerator pack with optional neutrino funneling...
[00:08] Dark Silver: no...
[00:08] Nitram Tahalshia: It's really a shame, what happened to Fred.
[00:09] Dark Silver: poor Fred...
[00:09] Dark Silver: a shame we had to wipe Janice's memory of him to...
[00:09] Dark Silver: she used to love him so much..
[00:09] Nitram Tahalshia: It's better this way.
[00:09] Dark Silver: agreed.
[00:09] Nitram Tahalshia: Say, who was the fourth on that Op to the Pegasus Cluster? I can never remember.
[00:09] Dark Silver: That'd be Bill
[00:09] Dark Silver: poor poor Bill...
[00:10] Dark Silver: I hear he's got ahead now...
[00:10] Nitram Tahalshia: Oh yea. Face full of alien wing-wang.
[00:10] Nitram Tahalshia: Well, he needed a new one.

-sighs-

A shame what happened to Bill....

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:26 pm

Nit is helping me find a suitable Fetish for Havoc's Glasswalker.

[21:21] TevarTahalshia: Oh... shit... he's in the Technocrat's Toy Shop
[21:21] genhavoc: Is that a bad thing?
[21:21] genhavoc: That's a bad thing, isn't it
[21:21] TevarTahalshia: He's doing it for your FETISH
[21:22] genhavoc: Is that a good thing?
[21:22] genhavoc: That's a good thing, isn't it

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:50 pm

Old but good. Climatic confrontation at the end of a Dark Ages Vampire campaign. Baali plus minions and allies against the PCs.

The Gangrel, sizing up his opponent. "I have never killed an Assamite before." He then faces off against said badass Assamite warrior and rips trough the Assamite's chainmail vest and tears out his heart.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:12 pm

[21:08] steeleffigy: He may have his head in the Umbra due to being a Stargazer and a Theurge to boot, but as a Lupus, he's still very concise and direct
[21:09] steeleffigy: Balancing both is difficult, but getting easier as I get to know the character
[21:09] TevarTahalshia: Good.
The Tao can be simple and direct, remember.
[21:09] TevarTahalshia: Not everything must be a koan
[21:09] steeleffigy: ...*smacks forehead*
[21:09] steeleffigy: that's utterly perfect - thank you
[21:09] steeleffigy: He is a Stargazer after all, so that fits perfectly
[21:10] steeleffigy: ...a Taoist Lupus Theurge will be interesting

The worst part? I was JOKING about the Tao.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:16 pm

[20:15] Gen Havoc: I'm gonna die horribly, aren't I?
[20:16] TevarTahalshia: Nah.
[20:16] Gen Havoc: You have Nitram coming up with bad guys for us to deal with. That means we're going to wind up fighting Unspeakable Lovecraftian Abominations.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:48 pm

[20:14] TevarTahalshia: When are you starting that (HeavyGear game) thread?
[20:14] HotfootB5: soonish, probably this weapon
[20:14] TevarTahalshia: This Weapon?
[20:14] TevarTahalshia: LOLOL!
[20:15] HotfootB5: wow...talk about a freudian slip.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:52 pm

[19:49] Gen Havoc: What are the options with Manip and Intel?
[19:50] TevarTahalshia: Manip:
[19:51] TevarTahalshia: Glib expressive, cunning, persuasive, smooth, silver-tongues, bravado, ingratiating, eloquent, 'blarney', double-talker, sophist, witty
[19:51] Gen Havoc: Blarney?
[19:51] TevarTahalshia: Kiss the Blarney stone?
[19:51] Gen Havoc: I do not know that term
[19:51] TevarTahalshia: 0_0

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