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General Havoc wrote:"Forgive her, Lord Tyr. She knows not what she does..."
Your next line should be "Forgive him, Lord Tyr, for he knows exactly what he does..."

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*reaches out, smacks Rheonix*

Why didn't you ask us FIRST, so we could rp it as a group getting everything at once?
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LadyTevar wrote:*reaches out, smacks Rheonix*

Why didn't you ask us FIRST, so we could rp it as a group getting everything at once?
Good point. Edited. :wink:
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...CT, please, please tell me your character has Survival.
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I can't believe you people went to the entrance and paid the fee to go down before realizing you hadn't provisioned. :lol: Durnan can sell torches and water flasks at a copper each; anything fancier than that and you'll have to go elsewhere and come back later.
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Rogue 9 wrote:I can't believe you people went to the entrance and paid the fee to go down before realizing you hadn't provisioned. :lol: Durnan can sell torches and water flasks at a copper each; anything fancier than that and you'll have to go elsewhere and come back later.
Yeah, yeah - I fully admit I brainfarted. Making a human character, and not having a source of light for an adventure happening where again? That's right - UNDERGROUND.
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*reaches out, slaps him AGAIN*

You really need to learn, dummy.
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LadyTevar wrote:*reaches out, slaps him AGAIN*

You really need to learn, dummy.
That was very helpful. Nations and lineages will carve statues and screeds proclaiming its wisdom.

We've been over how I haven't played in more than two years, right?
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Fear not. Your faithless rogue has 10 candles, a lantern and 8 torches. And no, he's not scared of the dark. Just scared of the things that live there...

..you know, like the Grue..
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B4UTRUST wrote: ..you know, like the Grue..
They make good pets, but its a bitch to house break them.
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Hey, -I- have plenty of provisions ready to go...

I swear, am I gonna have to babysit you all down there? "I told you to go to the bathroom before we engaged the flesh-flaying embodiments of pure malice!"
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LEt's just try to get into the tunnel BEFORE Nit and I leave for the weekend? :lol:
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rhoenix wrote:...CT, please, please tell me your character has Survival.
No :)

But he has a week of food, and will eat the non-humanoids he kills. Wizards do not get survival as a class skill, though he will take it as he uses it.
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General Havoc wrote:Hey, -I- have plenty of provisions ready to go...

I swear, am I gonna have to babysit you all down there? "I told you to go to the bathroom before we engaged the flesh-flaying embodiments of pure malice!"
Yeah, I am actually well provisioned.... for a gnome that cant carry much
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Assuming you don't die first from food poisoning from, you know, not knowing what parts are good to eat. If you don't have survival, you wouldn't have that knowledge, massive intellect or not.
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Comrade Tortoise wrote: But he has a week of food, and will eat the non-humanoids he kills. Wizards do not get survival as a class skill, though he will take it as he uses it.
Non humanoids only? I'll have you know that kobold tastes like chicken.
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Bedroll - check
Warm blanket - check
Lantern and oil - check
flint and steel - check
weeks rations - check
torches - check
chalk - check
candles - check
sack to carry loot - check
Masterwork thieves tools - check

Alright, I'm good :wink:
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*Facepalm*

Request permission that when I am found, in classic RPG style, outnumbered and surrounded by the last yahoos I was with, I be properly provisioned so we don't all starve.
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Not my fault people can't bring rations. I have a weeks rations for myself. I'm assuming we'll hit skullport or return to the surface in between that time at SOME point
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SirNitram wrote:*Facepalm*

Request permission that when I am found, in classic RPG style, outnumbered and surrounded by the last yahoos I was with, I be properly provisioned so we don't all starve.
Oh, we should be OK... I mean, a weeks rations is all 1st levels can reasonably carry and afford... After that... well.... hehe. Though technically trail rations are designed for something... medium sized...
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What is really awsome about small sized creatures is that whatever they need weighs half as much as a medium sized creatures provisions and they can carry 75% the weight of a medium sized character of their same strength
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Jason_Firewalker wrote:What is really awsome about small sized creatures is that whatever they need weighs half as much as a medium sized creatures provisions and they can carry 75% the weight of a medium sized character of their same strength
And yet costs the same....

*grumble*
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nope, read the armor section, it says armor for small sized creatures cost and weigh half as much, so.... I would leave it up to a DM but as a DM I run it at all half price
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I was referring to the rations...
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