In a attempt to continue the tradition of the vs Poll started by elf vs dwarf, I give you Norse Troll vs DnD Troll!
In Norse Myth Trolls were giants capable of building cities and forging enchanted swords, they were the fear of the gods and the leaders of the armies of EVAL!!!
In DnD Trolls are regenerating, never full monsters who fear fire, acid and soap.
Gentlemen and ladies, chose your creature.
Poll war of the trolls!
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#1 Poll war of the trolls!
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Considering I created a D&D campaign world that my players refer to as "The Troll Campaign" because of the bad ass, Norse style trolls, my preferance is obvious.
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May the Trollish Horde consume Valhala and dispose of Thor and the other pretenders..
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*clears throat* Allen, it's time to wake up. The coffee has finished brewing.Allen wrote:May the Trollish Horde consume Valhala and dispose of Thor and the other pretenders..
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
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Trolls that can last seconds against the norse gods would rip apart (for a few hours) D&D trolls.
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Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much: the wheel, New York, wars while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in water having a good time.
But the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons
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At which point the pieces of D&D troll would grow into more trolls. They simply keep multiplying the more they're shredded. 
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Then the Norse trolls, who were all heading for a concert when these insects began troubling them, whip out their zippos and go to town.Rogue 9 wrote:At which point the pieces of D&D troll would grow into more trolls. They simply keep multiplying the more they're shredded.
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
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One notes you haven't put your vote where your mouth is.At which point the pieces of D&D troll would grow into more trolls. They simply keep multiplying the more they're shredded.
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One also notes that Norse trolls have forges full of nice hot flame handy.
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