Librium Arcana User Quotes thread.

[Charon]

DarkSteele: only thing I know about the captain right now, he's a Cajun
DarkSteele: from the bayous of South Louisiana
IRWriter86: Fucking frenchie...
DarkSteele: bite me
IRWriter86: I'd be afraid of catching rabies.

I'm a total bastard.

[Comrade Tortoise]

derekthunder08 (10:44:28 PM): Objectivists have penetrated out schools :-S
AIIFHarbinger (10:44:31 PM): nooooooo!
derekthunder08 (10:44:38 PM): *our
derekthunder08 (10:44:46 PM): Soon they'll be in the bedrooms of childrens
AIIFHarbinger (10:44:50 PM): ...
derekthunder08 (10:45:18 PM): Children everywhere will fear the mighty, stone-hard penis of Ayn Rand
AIIFHarbinger (10:46:18 PM): lol
derekthunder08 (10:46:35 PM): that's something I've never gotten though
derekthunder08 (10:46:54 PM): Ayn Rand says herself that a woman should be suboordinate to a capitalist ubermensch
derekthunder08 (10:47:19 PM): And yet there are women that support her? I just don't get it
AIIFHarbinger (10:48:20 PM): no fucking clue....
AIIFHarbinger (10:48:26 PM): crazy people... the lot of them
derekthunder08 (10:49:10 PM): Maybe she was simply damaged goods; she wanted a good raping but unlike others, who simply play out rape fantasies in the bedroom, created an entire system of knowledge and ethics that would support her rape-centric worldview
derekthunder08 (10:49:32 PM): Fulfillment of a fetish by means of philosophy

My old roommate Mike and I chatting about Ayn Rand

[Rukia]

Rukia: "S-s-snake. Th-that's a rattling snake."


Let me set up the scene for you:

Sharkbait and I are trying to get back to the car after taking a walk along a nature trail. We had been joking about baby alligators and snakes because of the type of landscape we were in. we were at the end of the trail when I saw a snake slithering across the path. I stopped, SB didn't. My brain had to go through Oh shit. Oh Shit a snake. HOLY SHIT a rattlesnake. Just before his foot came down I said

"S-s-snake" He had saw it by this point and took a couple steps back. We were watching it and I said the brilliant phrase:

"Th-that's a rattling snake."

It was in fact a eastern diamondback, a couple years old but definitely a diamondback.

[SirNitram]

Too much Portal.

Nitram Tahalshia: tHere iS a pARty. Cake wILL Be seRvEd.
IRWriter86: Did you poison this cake?
Nitram Tahalshia: tHe caKe is MoISt anD delIciouS.
IRWriter86: Hmm, there is no hidden message in the capital letters...
Nitram Tahalshia: pLEasE prOceED tO the rEd claSS inCIneRatOr. yoU wiLl bE baked AnD thEn thEre wIll bE cAke.
IRWriter86: Ah HA. I knew it.
Nitram Tahalshia: fOr buDget puRposEs, yoUR qUartErS haVe bEen rePLacEd wiTh cOmbAt drOnES.
IRWriter86: Question. Are these my sleeping quarters, or the quarters I use to buy pop?
Nitram Tahalshia: botH.
IRWriter86: What the hell kind of budget issues are you having that you replace quarters with assault drones.
Nitram Tahalshia: yOuR anSWers wIll bE proVidEd aT thE paRTy.
IRWriter86: I don't want to go to the party.
Nitram Tahalshia: tHere iS a pARty. Cake wILL Be seRvEd.
IRWriter86: You are filled with lies and deceit.
Nitram Tahalshia: dUe tO fEdeRal rEguLatIonS, i cAN no LOnGer enHanCe tHe trUth.
IRWriter86: But you can lie.
Nitram Tahalshia: dUe tO fEdeRal rEguLatIonS, i cAN no LOnGer enHanCe tHe trUth.
IRWriter86: Ah, see, but lying is not enhancing the truth.
Nitram Tahalshia: aPeCtUre scIenCe hAs a STronG comMitmEnT to nOT lYinG.
IRWriter86: Commitments mean nothing to science, as new evidence can destroy a commitment at any time.
Nitram Tahalshia: yOu soUNd liKe yoU worK at bLaCK meSa.
IRWriter86: You sound like you're a malfunctioning machine.
Nitram Tahalshia: [Subject name here], i aM fuLLy opErAtIonAl as oF my lASt inSPectIOn.
IRWriter86: Of course.

[Shark Bait]

This happened a few days ago, Rukia came home and put on a movie that was on TV...

Me: What movie did you put on?
Rukia: Batman and Robin.
Me: Are you mad at me?

Tonight, i came home from work and guess what movie our room mate had put on...

me: are you watching.... SHIT! Why is everyone mad at me?
Derek: what you don't like Batman and Robin?

[LadyTevar]

TeamhairTahal: Whyfore is new apartment causing problems?
GenHavoc: Because moving is the seventh level of hell
TeamhairTahal: *thinks* Hmm... you're young and male. You can't have -that- much stuff to move outside of clothing, furniture and electronics ;)
GenHavoc: ROTFL
GenHavoc: ... it's... it's like you're magical!
TeamhairTahal: So Cyncat claims, and Nitram swears by.

[Hotfoot]

Yet another installment in B4 torment theater.

[11:42] BraidedShinigami: hidden weapons in the limbs, the ability to manipulate the mechanikal appendage as well as better then the flesha nd blood equivilent
[11:42] BraidedShinigami: Because, lets be honest, it would probably fuck with people to see a scrawny lightweight arcane mechanik suddenly punch a trollkin's jaw off
[11:43] HotfootB5: You should totally get a Mechanika right arm and left leg.
[11:43] HotfootB5: Then you should get a red trenchcoat with a funny rune on it.
[11:43] BraidedShinigami: I am NOT vash the stampede
[11:43] HotfootB5: You're barely five feet, so this is perfect.
[11:43] HotfootB5: Your mechanika familiar will be a giant animated suit of armor.
[11:44] BraidedShinigami: nor am I the full metal alchemist
[11:44] HotfootB5: And ugh, Vash. I hate that stupid son of a bitch.
[11:44] BraidedShinigami: Legato was much better ;)
[11:44] HotfootB5: dunno that one
[11:44] BraidedShinigami: Legato Bluesummers
[11:44] HotfootB5: dunno that one
[11:45] BraidedShinigami: He was the second in command of the Gung-ho guns in Trigun
[11:45] HotfootB5: Oh, okay, that explains it. I hated that show so much because of Vash I really didn't give a crap about anything else in it.
[11:45] BraidedShinigami: He was the one right under Millions Knives, who was Vash's brother. Vash had a mechanikal arm after his brother brother shot it off. Legato took the arm and amputated his own before surgically attaching Vash's to his body
[11:45] HotfootB5: By the way, if you liked Trigun, you'll love Trinity Blood. It's the same damn show, but with technovampires.
[11:46] BraidedShinigami: Legato had large scale mind control and generally hated people
[11:46] BraidedShinigami: he mindcontrolled an entire town once and made half of them kill the other half
[11:47] BraidedShinigami: then when they were released and started burying the bodies, one of them killed himself. Legato's comment was "Now you know the pain of living"
[11:49] HotfootB5: And yes, poor baby Vash felt so damn bad about killing him, wah wah wah.

Sorry, I just hate Vash SO MUCH
[11:49] BraidedShinigami: Vash was annoying
[11:49] BraidedShinigami: I think that's why I liked Legato so much
[11:50] BraidedShinigami: Legato fucked with him in a way no one else could
[11:51] HotfootB5: Heh, fair enough
[11:53] BraidedShinigami: Though Vash wasn't nearly as annoying in the manga
[11:53] HotfootB5: Did he actually kill people when they needed killing and not go emo afterwards?
[11:54] BraidedShinigami: No, but he didn't cry into random people's boxers pulled off of clotheslines
[11:54] BraidedShinigami: though he did kill more often later in the series
[11:54] HotfootB5: well that's a plus
[11:55] HotfootB5: At least with Full Metal Alchemist, they were realistic about why Ed was hesitant to kill. He was a fucking KID who had never done anything like that before. Once he hit that point though, while he grieved, he wasn't a whiny little bitch about it.

Vash, meanwhile, is hundreds of years old, yet has the mentality of a five year old (zomg killing is bad k? Guns are cool though).
[11:56] BraidedShinigami: Vash wasn't human, for one
[11:56] BraidedShinigami: and two he had made a promise to Rem
[11:58] HotfootB5: And when I was five I promised my mother I wouldn't have sex until I was married. As I grew up and I learned more, that promise rather got left behind.
[11:59] BraidedShinigami: Vash was different, what can I say
[11:59] BraidedShinigami: *shrugs*
[12:00] HotfootB5: Yeah, I got that. :P

but you can see at least where I'm coming from with my hate
[12:02] BraidedShinigami: you just wish you were that good of a shot ;)
[12:03] HotfootB5: Man if I was that good of a shot every god damned war in history would end with me putting a bullet in some dictator's brain.
[12:03] BraidedShinigami: *laughs*
[12:04] HotfootB5: I WOULD FIRE BULLETS THROUGH TIME AND SPACE
[12:04] BraidedShinigami: I don't think Vash had that power
[12:04] HotfootB5: He did, he just never let loose because he was a wuss.
[12:05] BraidedShinigami: err I don't think so?
[12:06] HotfootB5: Bad guys be like, "WTF I'LL KILL YOU"
I be like, "Bitch, I just shot a bullet that killed your grampa."
Then they all disappear and shit while I rock out to Johnny B. Goode.
[12:14] HotfootB5: I can tell you're stunned by my brilliance

[LadyTevar]

[00:29] agentfisherSDnet: Ok, I am seriously buzzed right now. The only reason I can type well through the haze of a half bottle of Captain Morgans is the habit of typing well
[00:29] NitramTahalshia: You fuckers and your ability to drink alcohol.
[00:30] agentfisherSDnet: It sucks, I know that i'm going to regrey talkin online tomrow
[00:30] agentfisherSDnet: SHit, I misspellecx tomorrow
[00:31] agentfisherSDnet: shit, I misspeleled misspelle
[00:31] NitramTahalshia: You fail.
[00:31] agentfisherSDnet: i know.
[00:31] agentfisherSDnet: don't tell teve I was thins drunk
[00:31] agentfisherSDnet: please

[Rukia]

Me: I want to ride an armored bear!

Sharkbait: Getting to ride an Armored Bear is a cross between petting a unicorn and slapping the Pope



FAIL

[LadyTevar]

Are we really surprised?

BraidedShinigami: I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything
TeamhairTahal: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
BraidedShinigami: I swear, that prostitot was dead when I found her!
TeamhairTahal: ............
You sick fuck... what were you doing fucking her then?!?!
BraidedShinigami: The body was still warm! A man has needs!
BraidedShinigami: Wait, what was the question?

[B4UTRUST]

[22:22] TeamhairTahal: yes.
BRB Sex

I know I've said it before, but my statement is still valid. Who do I feel sorry for? Nit or Tev?

[LadyTevar]

If you're gonna post it, post ALL of it.

[23:07] BraidedShinigami: no your novel wins
[23:14] TeamhairTahal: You missed the part where he pulls the dress off her, puts her down on her knees and fucks her hard, and she's thinking to herself how fantastic is is, and how right to be his bitch and his whore and .. HIS.... and it turned her on so much she screamed into climax
[23:17] BraidedShinigami: ...sounds like someone I know
[23:21] TeamhairTahal: yes.
BRB Sex
[23:43] TeamhairTahal: back
[23:43] BraidedShinigami: ...
[23:43] BraidedShinigami: 22 minutes
[23:57] TeamhairTahal: 7 Orgasms and I'm done
[00:07] BraidedShinigami: well good for you

[Hotfoot]

Help, help, he's being oppressed!

[11:25] TeamhairTahal: DarekSilver001: -drums- why the bloody hell would Hotfoot be messaging me?
TeamhairTahal: no clue
[11:25] HotfootB5: ...he's complaining that I wished him a merry christmas?
[11:25] TeamhairTahal: lOL!

You silly english Kaaaa-niggit!

[LadyTevar]

I've been told to quote this one:

TeamhairTahal: .......................
Ok, no good Marine should be without this one: http://www.pillagedvillage.com/~pillage ... R_Sip.html
TeamhairTahal: Illustrated brewing recipes
magithis: OOOHHH!

[LadyTevar]

TeamhairTahal: http://www.pillagedvillage.com/~pillage ... m_250.html
TeamhairTahal: NIt: Oh My God
magithis: Whoa... is that?
TeamhairTahal: Yes, that's based on The Tapestry
magithis: Holy Shit.
magithis: Hmmmm.... It's only 6 bucks... I can do 6 bucks..

[Shark Bait]

shark42bait (4:41:58 PM): i got a fuzzy hat... dident need it but damn is it awesome

TorridPixieSpaz (4:42:12 PM): oh lord

TorridPixieSpaz (4:43:30 PM): who do I have to thank for that?

The fuzzy hat is most amazing and soon very soon i will post pictures of said hat!

[rhoenix]

rhoenix: i wonder if cyncat sees the double entendre in his reply to rukia
ladytevar: ew
ladytevar: I missed it
rhoenix: *laughing*
ladytevar: ...... ok... yeah... I get it now.
rhoenix: what's this i'm feeling
rhoenix: it feels distinctly like an evil glare, filtered through the intarweb
ladytevar: You're good

[Shark Bait]

shark42bait (2:16:46 PM): you should so be a hulder maiden
shark42bait (2:16:56 PM): hehe do you want to be a pritty pritty princess?
AIIFHarbinger (2:18:54 PM): No
shark42bait (2:19:39 PM): but you could charm young men with promises of naughty ness
shark42bait (2:20:26 PM): and you get a tail
shark42bait (2:20:37 PM): so kinda kinky naughtyness
AIIFHarbinger (2:21:25 PM): *chuckles*
shark42bait (2:23:24 PM): hehe you know you want to
shark42bait (2:23:33 PM): you could put pritty ribbons on your tail
shark42bait (2:23:44 PM): pritty pritty princess with a tail
AIIFHarbinger (2:24:05 PM): Believe it or not, I am not that effete
shark42bait (2:24:31 PM): thats just cause your too hairy now, if your a hulder maiden all your hair is on your tail!

[LadyTevar]

(Nit's Mom ): (he) seems to have started panicking some days ago
TeamhairTahal: He's been... quite bitchy
TeamhairTahal: I was about to throw him out a window
(Nit's Mom): oh, well that would save a trip

[rhoenix]

12:55:05 AM B4UTRUST: do a google search for ProntoPro TSU6000
12:55:20 AM rhoenix: err...alright
12:56:19 AM rhoenix: that's the battleship controller you're using for your tv and such?
12:56:27 AM rhoenix: nice ;)
12:57:31 AM B4UTRUST: It's not the size of a battleship
12:57:36 AM B4UTRUST: it's the size of a PDA
12:57:37 AM rhoenix: no
12:57:46 AM rhoenix: but it can almost control one
12:59:39 AM B4UTRUST: assuming that the systems are RF or IR controlled, yes
12:59:51 AM rhoenix: you're killing the funny
12:59:56 AM rhoenix: the funny is dead, now
1:00:00 AM rhoenix: long live the funny
1:00:06 AM B4UTRUST: who was being funny
1:00:07 AM rhoenix: *salutes*
1:00:10 AM B4UTRUST: I was being serious
1:00:25 AM B4UTRUST: I've already got it programmed to macro the basic test set functions for the test sets at work
1:00:35 AM B4UTRUST: this baby's going to cut my work load by 30%!
1:00:42 AM rhoenix: nice, nice
1:01:08 AM rhoenix: but you still attached an industrial strength vacuum to the asshole of funny, and turned on the switch
1:01:34 AM B4UTRUST: ...
1:02:45 AM rhoenix: that reaction of yours, right there, just brought funny back to life
1:02:53 AM rhoenix: well done
1:03:04 AM B4UTRUST: I hate you
1:03:13 AM B4UTRUST: with the passion of a thousand burning nuns
1:03:14 AM rhoenix: *laughing*
1:03:21 AM rhoenix: burning nuns?
1:03:32 AM B4UTRUST: do you realize how much potentital energy is inside a nun?
1:03:35 AM B4UTRUST: far more then a sun, my friend
1:04:02 AM B4UTRUST: a thousand burning suns is insignificant next to the power of the flaming sisters
1:04:03 AM rhoenix: i cannot wait for the advent of nunclear reactors, then
1:04:18 AM rhoenix: our world's energy problems will be a thing of history
1:06:05 AM B4UTRUST: of course
1:06:16 AM B4UTRUST: but to get a thousand nuns all in one place and to get them to combust
1:06:21 AM B4UTRUST: and have the ability to harness that energy
1:06:38 AM B4UTRUST: it's a difficult problem for far more scientific mind then mine
1:07:02 AM rhoenix: ah, but i'm sure a solution will be found, and just in the nick of time
1:07:29 AM rhoenix: perhaps someone will announce during a nun's convention that gay jewish satanists are trying to fellate a bible
1:07:49 AM rhoenix: harness the collective reaction from that group, and that very well could be our start
1:12:19 AM B4UTRUST: "And in other news, a convention of nuns spontaniously detonated in what was measured as a explosive force that far exceeded that of a 40gigaton nuclear warhead. Scientific minds were baffled at this clear display of deitic power. Plans are already in the works to harness the power of the sisterhood. To date, no nun has volunteered for the research."
1:12:50 AM rhoenix: i salute science, and the power to horrify a nun

It is truly amazing what happens to a perfectly normal conversation after midnight.

[Ace Pace]

dareksilver001: aahh
dareksilver001: oh, Naked Celebrity Poker
dareksilver001: -watches-

[LadyTevar]

TheDixen: "WarBards are proficient in all simple and marital weapons (includes guns)"
TheDixen: This file is a Grammar Nazi's nightmare
TheDixen: LOL
TeamhairTahal: The (includes guns) was my addition.
TeamhairTahal: I had to retype the damn thing, because it's a pdf file
TheDixen: read the word marital again
TeamhairTahal: ...................
TeamhairTahal: My typo

[LadyTevar]

TeamhairTahal: Red brick building. Each apartment is 2bedroom. Forced Air Gas Furnace, with at least one grate in every room.
TheDixen: I think you can call the utility companies and ask for an estimate on bills
TeamhairTahal: :nods: I'm thinking on that
TheDixen: what floor?
TeamhairTahal: Ground floor.
TheDixen: You mean I won't have to kill myself every time I come to visit?
TheDixen: :ROFL

[rhoenix]

I think I simultaneously offended Dark Silver and took him aback.

3:58:47 PM Dark Silver: your level of suck is that great
3:58:56 PM Dark Silver: even a cloak cannot negate it
3:59:30 PM rhoenix: you imagining another guy sucking is a little disturbing, DS
3:59:45 PM rhoenix: it also lends credence to my suspicion that decepticons are all closet homosexuals
4:00:06 PM Dark Silver: ...
4:00:08 PM Dark Silver: I'm sorry...
4:00:10 PM Dark Silver: come again?
4:00:29 PM Dark Silver: I'm afraid I didn't hear you over the charging of my fusion cannon...
4:00:42 PM rhoenix: well, let's examine the evidence
4:00:50 PM rhoenix: nearly all the female TF's are autobots
4:01:05 PM rhoenix: the decepticon symbol is purple of all colors
4:01:30 PM Dark Silver: a lil closer please...I'm afraid I can't hear you...this fusion cannon is just so loud charging...
4:02:42 PM rhoenix: yeah, i think megatron & soundwave have the kirk & spock type of relationship
4:03:21 PM Dark Silver: sense there was no relationship beyond friendship, despite what shippers want you to think...
4:03:27 PM Dark Silver: they didn't even have that...
4:03:59 PM rhoenix: so megatron and soundwave just have a tacit acceptance of one another's needs?
4:04:05 PM Dark Silver: it was more, loyal servant working behind the scenes so he's always in power because he became so indespinsable
4:05:07 PM rhoenix: that seems like a euphemism for soundwave giving good head

[Rukia]

DS has such a way with words.

[17:40] DarekSilver001: I still love you anyway
[17:40] DarekSilver001: even if you are bleeding from your crotch

Gross yes... but still kinda funny. Least I'm laughing to keep from going insane.