Librium Arcana User Quotes thread.

[LadyTevar]

TeamhairTahal: How the fuck should I know? LOL
BraidedShinigami: talk to your boy toy and your boy toy...
TeamhairTahal: *sigh*
TeamhairTahal: Which ones?
BraidedShinigami: that's more information then I really needed or wanted....
BraidedShinigami: I meant your husband and (Cyncat)

[Hotfoot]

[01:01] BraidedShinigami: it appears I missed a lot
[01:02] HotfootB5: Yeah, well, you're in the air force, we don't ask much for your aim
[01:03] HotfootB5: that's why we make bombs that are smarter than the pilots
[01:03] BraidedShinigami: you know
[01:03] BraidedShinigami: one day I'm going to get really tired of the AF jokes
[01:03] BraidedShinigami: and I'm going to slit someone's throat
[01:04] HotfootB5: That's why they don't let you have sharp objects
[01:04] BraidedShinigami: odd
[01:05] BraidedShinigami: because I still carry sharp objects
[01:05] HotfootB5: The top of your head doesn't count
[01:06] BraidedShinigami: *stabs*
[01:06] HotfootB5: Hey, that's DS's bit :p
[01:07] BraidedShinigami: *shanks*
[01:07] HotfootB5: Stargate!
[01:07] BraidedShinigami: *stabbity death*
[01:07] HotfootB5: Black Mage
[01:08] BraidedShinigami: ...
[01:08] BraidedShinigami: *puts his fist through your ribcage and pulls out your still beating heart before devouring it*
[01:08] HotfootB5: KALI MA! KALI MA!
[01:09] BraidedShinigami: OH GOD DAMNIT

[Cynical Cat]

TeamhairTahal (6:21:05 PM): House is good so far
ImperialFeline (6:22:01 PM): spoilerize me and I will boil you in oil.
TeamhairTahal (6:22:17 PM): Awww... your'e so kinky.
ImperialFeline (6:23:08 PM): I said "boil" not "slather"
TeamhairTahal (6:22:45 PM): *snickers*

[LadyTevar]

TeamhairTahal: http://ladytevar.livejournal.com/
HotfootB5: nice pic
TeamhairTahal: He cleans up good, don't he :)
HotfootB5: you know what I thought when I saw that pic?
HotfootB5: Baltar
TeamhairTahal: Nit: Why yes, I am running for President of the 12 Colonies.

[LadyTevar]

BraidedShinigami: but I meet more qualifications that they look for then their average applicant
BraidedShinigami: and the guy seemed fairly impressed with my qualifications and training
TeamhairTahal: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
BraidedShinigami: not many people apply with previous military training, top secret clearance, spec ops training, courier training, small arms marksmanship, combat experiance, etc
TeamhairTahal: 0_0
BraidedShinigami: plus I've got marksmanship awards with both the m-16a2 and 9mm sidearm
TeamhairTahal: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet
TeamhairTahal: Not to mention build/repair Airplanes
BraidedShinigami: looks good to a blackwater rep, looks rather scary on a McDicks application
BraidedShinigami: "So what are your qualifications to be an assistant manager at McDonalds?"
"I know 172 ways to kill a man unarmed. I'm a marksman with both semi-automatic handgun sidearms and assault rifles. I have 9 confirmed kills and 23 injuries. I have successfully lead combat ready mechanics into a hazardous remote forward location, under fire, to repair a downed aircraft, returning it to mission capable status in under 5 hours. In short I have killed, I have injured, I have lead and I have worked my way through blood, sweat, tears and shit. I have been shot at and nearly blown up over a dozen times. And if anyone gives me sit I can and will make them have a very bad day. I think that's what qualifies me as a McDonalds Assistant Manager."
TeamhairTahal: omg I cant breathe

[LadyTevar]

TeamhairTahal: omg... Upstairs neighbor just made brownies... with melted butter instead of oil
DarekSilver001: ....
DarekSilver001: nice...
DarekSilver001: delicious smelling..
TeamhairTahal: Indeed
TeamhairTahal: I don't need them *sigh*
DarekSilver001: mmm
DarekSilver001: but you want them
DarekSilver001: -nods-
TeamhairTahal: But here I am, picking at them while they're still warm
TeamhairTahal: *sigh*
DarekSilver001: mmmmm
DarekSilver001: -huggles and steals one-
TeamhairTahal: God they're good
DarekSilver001: temptress!
TeamhairTahal: Evil Temptress. Get it right
TeamhairTahal: Actually.. Vile Evil Temptress
DarekSilver001: no, I was speaking of the brownies
DarekSilver001: -nods-
DarekSilver001: brownies are notoriously females
DarekSilver001: so they are temptresses
DarekSilver001: while fudge, is male
TeamhairTahal: Family-size pack of Duncan Hines.
DarekSilver001: brownies are soft and warm and gooey
DarekSilver001: as befitting a woman
TeamhairTahal: Very Yin, yes.
DarekSilver001: fudge is hard and firm
DarekSilver001: like a male
DarekSilver001: -nods-
DarekSilver001: so fresh fudge is a temptor
TeamhairTahal: I can't really argue that
DarekSilver001: brownies are temptress
DarekSilver001: my logic is irrefutable!

[LadyTevar]

TeamhairTahal: *WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM
DarekSilver001: ......
DarekSilver001: I have lumps...
DarekSilver001: but no clues
TeamhairTahal: Ah well.
DarekSilver001: wha clue was I suppossed to get? -eyes you-
DarekSilver001: aside from a concussion?
DarekSilver001: -eyes you-
TeamhairTahal: Just openign the skull to let the clue in

[Ace Pace]

imperialfeline: Go ahead. My anti Power Ranger sentiments have never been secret.
Ace1 Pace1: heh, I'm a quiet fan, havn't watched in years.
imperialfeline: Okay, that's it. You are dead to me. Why couldn't you keep your perversions limited to wholesome activities like sodomy?

[Comrade Tortoise]

FM: It's kinda hard to kidnap a south american tribe and bring them into the lab... social sciences are by their nature inexact. It's what you get when you deal with people.

[Shark Bait]

Rukia: Wait you put garlic in it?
Me: Yeah its honey mustard garlic sauce.
Rukia: Wow you are too Italian

[Ace Pace]

[Monday 23:54:48] Ace1 Pace1: we didn't STEAL his sisters mattresses, we RESCUED them.
[Monday 23:55:06] KeevanC: along with the underwear?
[Monday 23:55:11] KeevanC: Or did spanky get there first?

[LadyTevar]

TeamhairTahal: Ok... I've found something that just makes me go WTF
TeamhairTahal: A Dalek... in anime cat ears and tail
ImperialFeline: Makes sense. Daleks are an arm of the cat empire.
TeamhairTahal: ....
how so?
ImperialFeline: How big is the pilot compartment on a Dalek? What do Daleks think of humanoids?
* TeamhairTahal asks her cat if she's a superior being. Cat opens mouth and yawns, showing all fangs
ImperialFeline: Exactly. The Daleks are tech servants, producing and handling the war machine of the cat empire. Being conviently and not coincidently cat sized, their technology is all cat friendly.

[Ace Pace]

destructionator4: but you live in a dimensional vortex of bizarreness

Right Dest, I'm the one living the weird life...

Oh wait.

[Rukia]

[22:08] TorridPixieSpaz: http://www.topendtales.com/images/wallp ... sa_800.jpg
[22:09] magi: Nice bike.
[22:09] TorridPixieSpaz: I know
[22:09] TorridPixieSpaz: I want one
[22:10] magi: hehehe.
[22:10] TorridPixieSpaz: what?
[22:12] TorridPixieSpaz: "hehehe" What?
[22:13] magi: The idea of you on the bike and *Sharkbait* behind you holding on for dear life.
[22:13] TorridPixieSpaz: LMFAO

[Ace Pace]

Take these words:


Bulldozer
Bobcat
Falcon
Sandtiger
Shanghai
Predator
Budapest
Spider
Hardcastle
Pinwheel
Cartwheel


Pass them through one bored american fluffy and you get

[22:17] InnocentKibitzer: So what they're saying is that they're new Hardcastle architecture will contain a Sandtiger which was Shanghai'd from the old Budapest architecture to act as a secondary Predator along with the new Bobcat. And thanks to Hardcastle the old issues associated with Bulldozer have been overcome by adding the new Pinwheel system. The whole thing sits atop of AMD's new Cartwheel board, allowing it to make better use of the new off-die Spider. Cartwheel also allows the old Falcon to be implimented on the same board without the usual problems that arise when you have a Falcon and a Spider feeding into the same die.
[22:18] Ace1 Pace1: BWAHAHAHAHA BRILLIANT
[22:18] InnocentKibitzer: We could *never* do this sort of thing in the days of Sandcastle. God bless Hardcastle

[LadyTevar]

TeamhairTahal: *sucks on pudding pop... suggestively*
DarekSilver001: mmmm
DarekSilver001: -eyes you-
DarekSilver001: evil woman
DarekSilver001: how dare you turn a pudding pop into a suggestive thing!
TeamhairTahal: *slowly licks her way up the puddingpop, then nibbles the tip*
DarekSilver001: -mutters-
TeamhairTahal: *circles her tongue around the tip, flicking over the top, lapping up the drips lovingly....*
DarekSilver001: ....
DarekSilver001: stop that!
TeamhairTahal: *Bites the tip off the puddingpop, chews, swallows* Ok
DarekSilver001: meanie. -mutters and eats his pudding pop-

You know he winced.

[Ace Pace]

[17:52] Laurencegale: Attempting to find my testicles as well.

Uh...what?

[Rukia]

[00:30] TorridPixieSpaz: you still haven't posted your character
[00:31] TorridPixieSpaz: TVI did it and he's Drunk
[00:31] TorridPixieSpaz: was drunk
[00:31] DarekSilver001: he's in England...their always drink there

[LadyTevar]

Upon seeing my poor attempt at coloring a sketch:

DarekSilver001: oh, and I'm deleting MSPaint from your computer.
TeamhairTahal: If you can do better, do it.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Finally, Batman admitted it!

I stand corrected; I should have picked someone who is neither evil, old, nor ugly.
Allow me to change the question again then; was Robin good in sack?

And once more, there's the question of standards. Specifically, the standard all of them except Dick towards the end failed was being female,

[Rukia]

Sharkbait: No! I'm not calling my *parts* Captain Obvious... That's worse than Princess Sophia...



Me: *giggle*

[LadyTevar]

TeamhairTahal: Why are all my friends in different TimeZones?
TeamhairTahal: *sigh*
agentfisherSDnet: lol
agentfisherSDnet: Because you have such a wonderful personality that you attract people from all over.

[Mared]

DS on necessity being the mother of invention:

DarekSilver001 (11:54:44 PM): let me tell you something Chris....
DarekSilver001 (11:55:01 PM): all of man's rules and inventions throughout history has been about seeing naked women
DarekSilver001 (11:55:31 PM): you think then the caveman invented fire, he was thinking "hey, now i can keep warm in the winter and cook meat?" no, he was thinking "great, now i can see naked bumms at night"
DarekSilver001 (11:56:00 PM): and when Ghutenburg invented the printing press, you think he really wanted to print those bibles? No, he wanted a way to take pictures of naked womens bumms with him into the outhouse
DarekSilver001 (11:56:18 PM): and then..there's the internet, which we've turned into a giangantic world spanning database....of women's naked bumms.
christinamzc (11:56:26 PM): ok.
christinamzc (11:56:36 PM): explain the telephone
DarekSilver001 (11:57:23 PM): simple
DarekSilver001 (11:57:33 PM): that's to call the female up to get them over to show you their naked bumms
christinamzc (11:57:34 PM): you're wack!
DarekSilver001 (11:57:56 PM): no I'm not!
christinamzc (11:57:47 PM): but....strangly....it makes sense.
DarekSilver001 (11:58:03 PM): it was specifically designed for that reason!
DarekSilver001 (11:58:54 PM): I mean, why else woudl they call it the "booty call"

[Ace Pace]

christinamzc: oh my goodness
christinamzc: I wish I could do that...
christinamzc: ship my sis off to switzerland

[Lindar]

Brucie (1:38:50 AM): IOW I don't believe you did this just to stop me from licking back
LindarFenume (1:40:13 AM): IOW?
Brucie(1:40:47 AM): In Other Words. Seriously, which one of us is the native speaker again?
LindarFenume (1:41:27 AM): sorry...
LindarFenume (1:41:42 AM): so you don't think that's the case?*licks, and snuggles*
Brucie(1:42:24 AM): Well, there's an easy way to find out, isn't there? *licks back*
Brucie(1:42:33 AM): *snuggles*
LindarFenume (1:42:57 AM): *SQUEEEEEEEEEEE*

YAY!