Librium Arcana User Quotes thread.

[Dark Silver]

[Petrosjko] 10:01 pm: That's because we stole ours from Mexico, like proper conquering
horse thieves.
[Dark Silver] 10:02 pm: horse theives? That's what your calling yourselves now adays?
What happened? Transexual Pig Fuckers got usurped by the Californians?
[Petrosjko] 10:03 pm: They split it. Transexuals for Cali, pig fuckers for Arkansas.
[Dark Silver] 10:03 pm: aahh, that explains that....

[Josh]

magithis: If we got to hang everyone we wanted to we would run out of rope.
Petrosjko: Then we go to stoning. One can recycle rocks.
magithis: Hard to run out of those.
Petrosjko: Precisely.

[B4UTRUST]

[00:00] dareksilver001: .....
[00:00] dareksilver001: -falls to his knees in awe-
[00:00] dareksilver001: my god..
[00:02] BraidedShinigami: *zips back up his pants* Yes, that is the usual expression that I get....

[B4UTRUST]

On Charon, the above out of context quote, and /B/

[05:51] BraidedShinigami: only one person commented on it
[05:51] BraidedShinigami: and it was josh
[05:51] dareksilver001: not to me in AIM....
[05:51] dareksilver001: if I wasn't about to pass out face first on the work desk
[05:51] dareksilver001: I'd stab you
[05:51] BraidedShinigami: uh huh
[05:51] BraidedShinigami: who's said shit to you?
[05:51] dareksilver001: Christina and Charon
[05:52] dareksilver001: both jokingly, obviously, but the out of context haunts me!
[05:52] BraidedShinigami: Charon is a /B/tard he doesn't count
[05:52] BraidedShinigami: he'll fap to dickgirls and dicknipples and tarps and hell anything with two legs, four legs, six legs, feces or anything else for that matter as long as you tell him it's a type of porn and a fetish of some sort
[05:54] dareksilver001: indeed
[05:54] dareksilver001: he also says your wang does not exsist
[05:55] BraidedShinigami: you see, as a /b/tard he lives under a certain moral code in reference to the genatalia of others
[05:55] BraidedShinigami: it boils down to simply this
[05:55] BraidedShinigami: TITS or GTFO

[LadyTevar]

TeamhairTahal: I've heard myself on the phone, hon. I sound like the damn ATT computer
DarekSilver001: -yawns-
DarekSilver001: your not that bad...
TeamhairTahal: How many times have you been mistaken for a computer?
DarekSilver001: ....
DarekSilver001: I've been mistaken for female...
DarekSilver001: but not computer..
TeamhairTahal: *dies laughing*
DarekSilver001: it's amazing what you can do with a good synthesizer chip now adays...
DarekSilver001: what?
DarekSilver001: yeah, my voice sounds femenine apparently
TeamhairTahal: I didn't think so.
Call me sometime and I'll doublecheck.

[Cynical Cat]

ImperialFeline (2:39:13 AM): Between the Penopolessian Wars, there was a Helot rebellion in Sparta. The Helots holed up in a hastily constructed fort at the top of a hill. The Spartans were so inept at siege warfare that they had to hire Athenian engineers to help them take out the fort.
magithis (2:41:31 AM): Fight yes, engineer and math... Not so much.
magithis (2:49:28 AM): The Athenian wall from what I read left the Spartians completely confounded for example.
ImperialFeline (2:50:11 AM): yeah, but even a hastily built hill fort was completely beyond them.
magithis (2:50:20 AM): Athough War Like No Other strongly suggested the plauge that resulted from cramping everyone behind it robbed Athens of any hope of victory.
ImperialFeline (2:51:44 AM): The plague certainly hurt the Athenians badly. Its just the idea of Spartan uber warriors floundering when it comes to siege really drives home how narrow their military skills were.
ImperialFeline (2:52:12 AM): Having the Persians buy the Spartans fleet after fleet until they got a good admiral didn't hurt either.
magithis: Unlimited money can do alot to win a war.
ImperialFeline (2:53:49 AM): So, how many iron skewers for that cheeseburger?
magithis (2:53:58 AM): 2.
ImperialFeline (2:54:17 AM): Sparta, where even the money can kill you.
magithis (2:55:01 AM): For a thrid iron sewer you can get the true warrior combo meal of wine and olive oil to go with it. Would you like the true warrior combo meal... Or are you an Athenian sissy?
magithis (2:55:15 AM): Burger King Spartain syte.

[LadyTevar]

While talking to a friend about the FSTGOD in Kitchen Table

Le Marche Futile: Civilization?
TeamhairTahal: Yes.
TeamhairTahal: More of a Master of Magic, if you ask me
TeamhairTahal: Fantasy-based. I have the Elves
Le Marche Futile: Aha. Nice.
TeamhairTahal: They're supposed to be ancient enemies of the Snake People. They're also NPCs, so eventually I'm supposed to bite it
Le Marche Futile: Just make sure that the snake people ever get planes.
TeamhairTahal: They have airships... but I live in the NorthEast. Think Maine/NovaScotia.
TeamhairTahal: The snakes stay in the south, where it's warm. More like Texas/Louisianna.
Le Marche Futile: Snakes on an airship?
TeamhairTahal: *GROAN!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[Hotfoot]

[22:33] magithis: Check heroes, last post.
[22:34] HotfootB5: ANTI SEMITE!!!!

Hehehehe
[22:41] magithis: Heh. Ah the things that go through those Catholic boys heads right?
[22:43] HotfootB5: Okay, there's no right way to respond to that, so I invoke my fifth amendment rights.
[22:43] magithis: ...
[22:43] magithis: ...
[22:43] magithis: ...
[22:44] magithis: No comment.

[Ace Pace]

faqa52: NONE OF YOU ARE SANE
Ace1 Pace1: LOOK WHO IS TALKING!
faqa52: THE SANE ONE
Ace1 Pace1: NO!
faqa52: WHY AM I TYPING LIKE DEATH?
Ace1 Pace1: BECAUSE YOU DEBUG YOURSELF AT NIGHT!
faqa52: I'LL BREAKPOINT YOUR ASS!!!!!!
faqa52: Geekiest foreplay. EVER

[Charon]

DarkSteele: die!
IRWriter86: You first.
DarkSteele: ok
DarkSteele: -grabs a rvest of C4, straped it to you with duct tape, and ties it into a dead man's trigger to his heart.-
DarkSteele: -shoots himself in the head, and falls into a vat of acid-
DarkSteele: -boom-
IRWriter86: *had in that time taken off the vest*
DarkSteele: bullshit!
DarkSteele: you cn't get duct tape off!
DarkSteele: you lie!
DarkSteele: it's duct tape!
IRWriter86: I can with more duct tape.
DarkSteele: whoa,...
IRWriter86: What now bitch?

[Ace Pace]

Hotfoot on The Library.

hotfootb5: Die? Oh no, you don't understand the pure insidiousness of it. It doesn't kill you, it merely confuses you. Room after room after room, all perfectly identical, with only little arrows every so often to pretend to help you. After a while, you'll forget what even started the madness. You just know that you'll never escape, and that this is truly the darkest pits of hell....

[LadyTevar]

Ace1 Pace1: You as admin, I'm really scared.
TeamhairTahal: It will be temporary
Ace1 Pace1: true, but if I managed to do alot of damage within 15 minutes of admin...and you're far more devious
TeamhairTahal: So you best check and see what I've been up to, hadn't you........
Ace1 Pace1: I'm not banned YET. ...*checks title*
TeamhairTahal: *smirk*
Ace1 Pace1: Hmn, better then admins bitch
Ace1 Pace1: I like
TeamhairTahal: Someone else did mine, unfortunately. I'll leave that for now.
Ace1 Pace1: change Scotties title maybe?
TeamhairTahal: Too obvious, hon.
Ace1 Pace1: Heh, i rather like his current one.
petros just looks wrong. He's twice my age.
TeamhairTahal: You've yet to find anything I've really done.
Ace1 Pace1: true.
Ace1 Pace1: hmn, I'm more terminally blind, I can't see what else you did
TeamhairTahal: *SMIRK*
TeamhairTahal: What I will do is post this in User Quotes. ;)

[LadyTevar]

Gods Above, I'm evil...

Ace1 Pace1: im terminally blind, please fix my CT :P
TeamhairTahal: No.
TeamhairTahal: If you'd found the things I'd done, you're not be terminately stupid
Ace1 Pace1: is it a small change that you plan on no one noticing and therfor being a masterstroke to be unveiled tommorow?
Ace1 Pace1: HAH @ stofsks title
TeamhairTahal: Not my idea
TeamhairTahal: When the prestige is revealed, you'll be hitting yourself
Ace1 Pace1: I'm hitting myself anyway
TeamhairTahal: Excellent!
Ace1 Pace1: yes you are evil

[Comrade Tortoise]

magithis (1:04:22 PM): I feel I should also mention that Richard is a missionary for objectivism.
AIIFHarbinger (1:04:33 PM): .....
AIIFHarbinger (1:04:35 PM): the fuck
magithis (1:04:53 PM): Ann Rand with a magic sword... And a penis!
AIIFHarbinger (1:05:05 PM): As in, goes into spontaneous 30 minute speaches about the evils of any form of charity?
magithis (1:05:18 PM): Yes.
AIIFHarbinger (1:05:22 PM): wow
AIIFHarbinger (1:05:40 PM): And does he have a sick rape fantasy?

[frigidmagi]

magithis (12:59:46 PM): My main compliant is that Richard is a mary sue. Everyone in the books just gushes about how one of a kind, stand up, great guy he is. No one fucking hates him! Even the women who was supposed to be torturing him to death falls in love with him! He's the only one who can ever sleep with his wife (whose a super duper politcal/law enforcer magical being, she's also hot) due to special uber nice magic talent and "true love" he's the last or first super wizard in thousands of years, he can read secret langauges, he gets his own country at the end of the first book... And he started out as a woods guide who just got a magic sword.

magithis (1:00:05 PM): And when I say the women torturing him falls in love with him. I mean she's so gone she willingly dies for him! She's a veteran member of a secret police organization who got her start by seeing her mother tortured to death and then tortured her own father to death as a graduation! I mean they have systematically had the humanity earses and ground out from them.

magithis (1:00:19 PM): Oh and the sword, is called the sword of Truth. It makes you angry. You won't like me when I'm angry Angry! It's suppose to kill you eventually and in a bad way. But Richard is just so gosh darn special that it won't ever hurt him no never never never!
AIIFHarbinger (1:01:16 PM): ....
AIIFHarbinger (1:01:20 PM): wow
magithis (1:01:32 PM): This is all from the first book. There's over 9 books now.
AIIFHarbinger (1:01:54 PM): jesus
magithis (1:02:15 PM): I feel I should also mention that Richard is a missionary for objectivism.
AIIFHarbinger (1:02:27 PM): .....
AIIFHarbinger (1:02:29 PM): the fuck
magithis (1:02:45 PM): Ann Rand with a magic sword... And a penis!
AIIFHarbinger (1:02:59 PM): As in, goes into spontaneous 30 minute speaches about the evils of any form of charity?
magithis (1:03:10 PM): Yes.
AIIFHarbinger (1:03:16 PM): wow
AIIFHarbinger (1:03:34 PM): And does he have a sick rape fantasy?
magithis (1:03:48 PM): No. That's for the bad guys.
AIIFHarbinger (1:04:00 PM): explain?
AIIFHarbinger (1:04:21 PM): Because the main female lead in of Ayn Rand's books gets raped (and likes it)
AIIFHarbinger (1:04:34 PM): the male lead just sort of... forces himself on her...
AIIFHarbinger (1:04:38 PM): in every book
magithis (1:05:45 PM): Imperial Order is led by the Dream Walker. He literally gets into your head and takes you when you sleep. He enslaves a number of wizardess for his harem and likes to pick out conquests. His army seems to be made up of serial rapist and murders given a leather uniform. They even have a ranking system (female slaves are marked by having a lip ring) over who gets to rape which slave.
magithis (1:06:07 PM): Seriously the Imperial Order is incredially vile.
magithis (1:06:21 PM): Like making the SS weep vile.
AIIFHarbinger (1:06:33 PM): yipe
magithis (1:07:05 PM): Now on to creepy. You know how you keep the Dreamwalker out of your head? By praying to Richard 5 times a day.
AIIFHarbinger (1:07:23 PM): what the fuck!?
AIIFHarbinger (1:07:52 PM): Ashedu RICHAAAAARD!!!! IDAAAAH! ASHEDU RICHAAAAAARRRD!
magithis (1:08:06 PM): See his ancestor the Rahls were wizards who fought Dream walkers. The prayer is a ritual that keeps them out. It also marks you as loyal to the house of Rahl.
AIIFHarbinger (1:08:11 PM): RICHARDU AKBAR!
magithis (1:08:43 PM): Pretty much, 5 times a day you stop kneel in a certain direction and chant the same chant over and over for like 15-20 minutes.
AIIFHarbinger (1:08:57 PM): Oh. My. God
AIIFHarbinger (1:09:23 PM): this conversation is getting FUQed by the way
magithis (1:09:45 PM): Feel free.

The whole thing. Nitram and Hotfoot may just recogize the rant.

[Rogue 9]

This wasn't said by a member here, but I found it too hilarious to not pass on.

Know what I didn't like about TMNT? Shredder. He didn't shred. Not once did I see him with a guitar. What a fucking cunt.

And if they did give him a guitar, he wouldn't need to be introduced.

*Shredder breaks in with a guitar and wails on it*

Donatello Who's that?

Leonardo: That's Shredder.

Donatello: How do you know?

Leonardo: He busted in here with a guitar and he started shredding. How the fuck can you not know? That's the god damned Shredder.

Raphael: How do we fight him?

Leonardo: With the power of rock.

*Raphael gets out tambourine*

Leonardo: No.

[frigidmagi]

magithis (10:43:37 PM): AAAAHHHHH COMMIE WIZARDS!

magithis (10:43:41 PM): Something like that?

Nitram Tahalshia (10:44:44 PM): Much like that.

Nitram Tahalshia (10:45:11 PM): The fallout from both sides trying to enchant high tech equipment is probably the main reason neither panned out.

magithis (10:45:07 PM): Electronics don't like magic juju?

Nitram Tahalshia (10:46:02 PM): More that it's incredibly hard to do right. Done wrong, you get a machine that's going homicidal.

Nitram Tahalshia (10:46:19 PM): This can be terrifying, if it's, say, an Abrams tank. It's just kind of sad to watch, if it's an Apple-II computer.

The idea of a homicidal Apple II just strikes me as funny okay?

[Ace Pace]

skyman8081: What's the "sweet spot" for the number of MMORPG players?
SteelEFFIGY: 1

Too good not to quote.

[Cynical Cat]

Me and Lady T discussing the Heroes game:

TeamhairTahal (9:07:04 PM): So... is Argent or Gravitus the Ego Problem?

ImperialFeline (9:08:41 PM): Gravitus. Argent's an amateur.

TeamhairTahal (9:08:25 PM): Argent's an amateur at Heroing.

TeamhairTahal (9:08:37 PM): Breaking/Entering and Theivery she's actually very good at

ImperialFeline (9:10:28 PM): Yes, and if Blackheart needs to steal some diamonds, he would defer to the professional.

ImperialFeline (9:10:36 PM): In this business, she's an amateur.

TeamhairTahal (9:11:09 PM): Tha's what I said

TeamhairTahal (9:11:21 PM): What he should defer to her in is knowing Emotional Instability

ImperialFeline (9:13:54 PM): So you've been studying his psyche profile for ten years? No? Practice actually treating people for psychological problems instead of just preceiving their feelings? No.

TeamhairTahal (9:13:43 PM): Felt the demon personally? Yes.

TeamhairTahal (9:13:56 PM): Feel how the seperation between them is gone? Yes

TeamhairTahal (9:14:10 PM): Bah... I'm being chased to bed

TeamhairTahal (9:14:11 PM):

ImperialFeline (9:15:10 PM): And if you had spent your life helping with their psychological problems instead of stealing from them . .

TeamhairTahal (9:14:28 PM): LOL!

TeamhairTahal (9:14:31 PM): Touche.

[Hotfoot]

[23:46] BraidedShinigami: I'm to much of a sensative male
[23:46] HotfootB5: .....right
[23:49] BraidedShinigami: no shit, that's her bit. Apparently her dad ruined her on sensative guys and the whole love thing. I'd love to kick her dad's ass. Now I can't sleep with her damnit ><
[23:49] HotfootB5: No, I mean you being a sensitive guy.
[23:50] BraidedShinigami: What? I'm not?
[23:50] HotfootB5: Hold on
[23:51] HotfootB5: [05:55] BraidedShinigami: I want the players to be sick
[05:55] BraidedShinigami: Tev felt ill
[05:55] BraidedShinigami: Fisher nearly puked
[05:55] BraidedShinigami: I was on that verge
[05:55] BraidedShinigami: that edge of glory and greatness
[23:51] BraidedShinigami: ...
[23:51] HotfootB5: [05:56] BraidedShinigami: Yes, my goal is to freak you all out and give you all nightmares
[05:56] BraidedShinigami: I fully intend to earn my lifetime Dark Alley Award
[23:51] HotfootB5: Prosecution rests, your honor.
[23:51] BraidedShinigami: just because I desire to destroy minds and break spirits doesn't mean I'm not a sensative male
[23:52] HotfootB5: Mmmmhm...
[23:52] BraidedShinigami: What? Are you saying that I can't be sensative?
[23:52] BraidedShinigami: Because if you are I swear by Chemosh I shall see you tortured for a fortnight!
[23:53] BraidedShinigami: ...wait that doesn't help my case does it? Forget I said that. Now tell me your problems...here's some chocolate...
[23:53] HotfootB5: Yeah...I think I've got an airtight case.
[23:54] BraidedShinigami: I'm a very sensative guy! Just ask the females on the board!

Ladies....his fate is in your hands!

[Charon]

In which I have a rather heinous low-blow.

BraidedShinigami: how does that not annoy you?
IRWriter86: Because I'm amazingly hard to annoy.
BraidedShinigami: What was that? All I heard was I'm ammazingly annoying blah blah blah. White noise
IRWriter86: That's pretty much how it goes.
IRWriter86: So... tired.
BraidedShinigami: then go to bed, Nancy
IRWriter86: Man, do you have any original material or do you just have to rip off Scrubs?
IRWriter86: :-P
BraidedShinigami: I'm sorry, Grace, but I merely quote the greats, which sadly Sasha, you will never be if you continue to annoy me in such a manner.
IRWriter86: Prove it Mencia.
BraidedShinigami: I mean, I swear-to-God if you were any more annoying I might have to shove my fist down your throat and forcefully pry out your vocal chords
BraidedShinigami: Oh that was cold...

[Rukia]

In referance to me at a radio event for tickets to rockfest:

Look for the extreamely pale firecrotch who looks like she's about to spontaneously combust in the sun.

That was from the annoucer chick.

[Hotfoot]

Another gem in which I have it out with a certain somebody:

[23:00] HotfootB5: I honestly think that a zombie apocalypse MMO could work
[23:03] HotfootB5: No need for levels, other than maybe skill levels...
[23:05] BraidedShinigami: there's a need for levels
[23:05] BraidedShinigami: to see who's more capable of leading a defense or mounting an attack
[23:05] BraidedShinigami: and you need a class system
[23:05] HotfootB5: ....
[23:06] BraidedShinigami: infected zombies, feral zombies, intelligent zombies, magically risen zombies...
[23:06] BraidedShinigami: plus on the human side you need your "warrior class" as prior military or police
[23:06] BraidedShinigami: your scientist/"mage" class as your teachers, scientists, researchers, etc
[23:07] BraidedShinigami: your rogues are your former less reputable people, your thieves, thugs, and such
[23:10] BraidedShinigami: and of course there's always your priest class
[23:11] BraidedShinigami: your holy spiritualists who have some protection from the undead
[23:44] HotfootB5: I don't know you :p
[23:49] BraidedShinigami: oh?
[23:50] HotfootB5: Classes. Feh. Zombie PCs. Feh.
[23:51] BraidedShinigami: simply because you don't have vision...
[23:52] HotfootB5: What, the vision of making an MMO that's exactly like every other one out there with minor trappings changed?
[23:52] BraidedShinigami: yes damnit!
[23:52] BraidedShinigami: it's pure genius!
[23:52] BraidedShinigami: profit!
[23:52] HotfootB5: Hate.
[23:53] BraidedShinigami: it's a great business strat!
[23:54] HotfootB5: ....I can't think of enough ways to murder you.
[23:56] BraidedShinigami: oh that's a lie! There's only so many ways to kill a person
[23:57] HotfootB5: That's what I'm limited by.
[23:59] BraidedShinigami: why death?
[23:59] BraidedShinigami: I mean were my ideas REALLY that bad?
[23:59] HotfootB5: Yes
[00:00] HotfootB5: It's clear you are a zombie
[00:00] HotfootB5: And since you can't feel pain, death is the only options
[00:03] BraidedShinigami: how am I a zombie!?
[00:04] HotfootB5: MIndlessly following the crowd, eating the brains of the living, yeah, I think the criteria is met
[00:05] BraidedShinigami: are you sure I'm not republican?
[00:05] HotfootB5: Two words:
Strom Thurmond.

I'm covered.
[00:08] BraidedShinigami: ...
[00:08] BraidedShinigami: wow
[00:08] BraidedShinigami: you got me there

Damn straight.

[Dark Silver]

While testing out the new chat interface and bots tonight in the Chat....

[dark silver] 12:17 am: the bots, unfortunatly, are rather simplistic still
[George Jetson] 12:17 am: I have never heard about The bots unfortunatly are rather simplistic still.
[dark silver] 12:17 am: nothing more than Liza's
[George Jetson] 12:17 am: Really nothing?
[B4UTRUST] 12:17 am: thats because you are a bot
[George Jetson] 12:17 am: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
[B4UTRUST] 12:17 am: and retarded
[George Jetson] 12:17 am: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What do you do in your spare time?
[dark silver] 12:18 am: ...well...apparently he just told us why he's retarded.
[George Jetson] 12:18 am: Well what?I get it. Dark Silver just told us why he is retarded just told us why he is retarded told us why he is retarded just told us why he is retarded.
[B4UTRUST] 12:18 am: make fun of silly bots

[Ace Pace]

innocentkibitzer: its just fire dude

innocentkibitzer: I mean... I know skittles haven't made it there yet, but you guys can't be *that* backwards