shark42bait: me: i love it when a plan comes together
Cassandra: ... what are you plotting?
Me: your birthday gifts :-)
Cassandra: Oh ok... I was afraid I was gonna have to bail you out of jail or help you hide a body or something.
AIIFHarbinger: hehe
AIIFHarbinger: tell her from me: Oh, you would never have to help him hide a body. We both have plans for such things, and he would eat it sooner than hide it
shark42bait: hey!
shark42bait: i have respect for my body if i kill a sorostitute i would hide the body... remember what mom said "dont put that in your mouth you dont know where it's been"
Librium Arcana User Quotes thread.
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Comrade Tortoise
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"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution."
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
#252
Also went for a walk last night and met up with some friends.IRWriter86: I will eat your lungs.
Artillery Tenor: lol
IRWriter86: So you had best make certain they are delicious.
Artillery Tenor: I'm taking up smoking--unfiltered--even now.
Artillery Tenor: I'm thinking about cola mining for a career.
Artillery Tenor: err, that should be coal.
IRWriter86: Cola mining is far more amusing.
IRWriter86: And tasty.
Artillery Tenor: Can't use heavy equipment else the vibrations will shake up deposits and make a mess.
IRWriter86: This is true. So it is more challenging.
Artillery Tenor: Amusing indeed.
*During a rather windy rainy storm I decide to be chivelrous and give my coat to Molly*
Molly: Take your coat back.
Me: No I'm fine. I'm enjoying it actually. It's a nice chill.
Molly: You're gonna freeze.
Me: I'm a Buffalonian, I-
*huge gust of wind and rain*
Me: ...Ow.
Molly: Take your coat back.
Me: Thank you.
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Cynical Cat
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ImperialFeline: I wonder if you touch it to a Ringo book, the right wing wank versus the left wing wank will have annhilation reaction?
magithis: I don't know, but at least the Ringo books I've read have the decenty to be set far in the future.
magithis: I'm sure I've missed a series that wanks to Jr being the greatest President ever somewhere.
ImperialFeline: His Polseeen books are set in the near future. Complete with mind boggling combinations of 1) Canada not being hit hard (and so can provide US with radioactives) because of the climate 2) Germany alone of Europe, using rejuvinated SS supermen, holds off alien invaders 3) Russia going tits up. Now, explain to me how fucking Germany and Canada can do better against a cold hating alien invaders that use human wave attacks that beg for artillery and nuke strikes?
magithis: ... You know... that completely breaks Right Wing Wank pattern. Has someone reported him to the local Sovie... I mean RNC committee?
magithis: Socialist Soceities such as Germany and Canada are suppose to always cave like rice paper so valient he men US Marines can ride in and save them while giving college level lectures on the value of free market enterprise.
magithis:
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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Because, just like a cat, my ego appreciates being stroked:
magithis: VI says he would pay for your 40k writing.
ImperialFeline: Good. It means I have a future selling the stuff as soon as some publisher buys.
magithis: Hell if Wizards of the Coast wasn't so pussy whipped you could have had a 3 book deal for Nal and company by now. But noooo. Heaven forfend there's some real adult fantasy written about FR.
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
#255
Rogue 9 Nine: Wait. I don't suppose I could have a birthday present bonus, could I?
Rogue 9 Nine: I turned 22 about ten minutes ago.
ImperialFeline: Congradulations. Too bad you DM is a vicious heathen son of a bitch though.
The Paladin's Domain, My Blog (Updated 5/18/2009)
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils." -- General John Stark
"A fortress circumvented ceases to be an obstacle.
A fortress destroyed ceases to be a threat.
Do not forget the difference."
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed." -- G. K. Chesterton
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils." -- General John Stark
"A fortress circumvented ceases to be an obstacle.
A fortress destroyed ceases to be a threat.
Do not forget the difference."
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed." -- G. K. Chesterton
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#256
Stofsk wrote:It's a fair call to make, but. God's talking to just one person, but all he's saying is "KILL KILL KILL"? Red flag, man.
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When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#257
Me to Petrosjko: You're cheaper then a Thai whore.
[img=left]http://www.libriumarcana.com/Uploads/Ace/acewip7.jpg[/img]Grand Dolphin Conspiracy
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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#258
shark42bait: then i got to study for an organic chemistry test on monday
Naz MCL: fun!
shark42bait: like eating a brick whole then trying to shit it out again
shark42bait: then pulling it out of your fecies and beating yourself in the face with it till you die
Naz MCL: wow......
"Sir, are you classified as human?"
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
Corbin Dallas - The Fifth Element
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
Corbin Dallas - The Fifth Element
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Petro wrote:Okay, yeah, when the halfway house ex-cons working volunteer shifts start asking me what I'm in for, it's time to get a haircut and a beard trim.
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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Today, Casino Royale, Me, Faqa and The Grim Squeaker.
TGS To Me: Honey...
TGS To Faqa: Bitch....
Faqa: Four geeks and not a single pen and paper between us?
Faqa: Four Jews + debt = hilarity.
Faqa: Meeting Aces friends makes me want to jump out of a window.
Meeting Ace and Death makes me feel like I did some bad drugs.
Me: We need fucking Excel tables to calculate who owes what money.
Me and Faqa walking to my moms car, the car lights flash.
Faqa: Did your mom just flash us?
TGS To Me: Honey...
TGS To Faqa: Bitch....
Faqa: Four geeks and not a single pen and paper between us?
Faqa: Four Jews + debt = hilarity.
Faqa: Meeting Aces friends makes me want to jump out of a window.
Meeting Ace and Death makes me feel like I did some bad drugs.
Me: We need fucking Excel tables to calculate who owes what money.
Me and Faqa walking to my moms car, the car lights flash.
Faqa: Did your mom just flash us?
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[img=left]http://www.libriumarcana.com/Uploads/Ace/acewip7.jpg[/img]Grand Dolphin Conspiracy
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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#261
shark42bait: *sets fire to note book* i hate o chem
AIIFHarbinger: hehe
AIIFHarbinger: poor russell
shark42bait: i had a bad dream on the plane yesterday that i left my organic chem note book on the plane i woke up suddenly and was clutching the note book to my chest like it was the last life jacket on the titanic
AIIFHarbinger: hehe
AIIFHarbinger: poor russell
shark42bait: i had a bad dream on the plane yesterday that i left my organic chem note book on the plane i woke up suddenly and was clutching the note book to my chest like it was the last life jacket on the titanic
"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution."
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
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#262
Caz- I wonder what's going to happen when one of your cubs finally does manage to kill you...
Me- Ha! You and I both know that it'll be the tequila that finally does the deed.
Caz- One last valiant protest from your liver?
Me- Something like that.
Me- Ha! You and I both know that it'll be the tequila that finally does the deed.
Caz- One last valiant protest from your liver?
Me- Something like that.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#263
scifinutty234: but that much in the hands of hurdends of Doctors
scifinutty234: Homeland Sercuity should be doing something to monitor the stuff
Ace1 Pace1: .....
Ace1 Pace1: ..........
Ace1 Pace1: did you just...
Raxmei: suggest the homeland security do something?
Ace1 Pace1: yes
Raxmei: let us break for a few moments of uncontrollable hysterical laughter
[img=left]http://www.libriumarcana.com/Uploads/Ace/acewip7.jpg[/img]Grand Dolphin Conspiracy
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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Alyrium: Sharon, the 'Iron Jew'.
Aly: Apperantly turtles hit on me more then people do.
Aly: Apperantly turtles hit on me more then people do.
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[img=left]http://www.libriumarcana.com/Uploads/Ace/acewip7.jpg[/img]Grand Dolphin Conspiracy
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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#265
shark42bait (9:42:56 AM): she's all to glad to declare that i'm her bitch hehe
DarekSilver001 (9:43:06 AM): that's not unusual
DarekSilver001 (9:43:11 AM): with her
shark42bait (9:43:19 AM): heh yeah i'm a push over too so it works out ok
DarekSilver001 (9:43:34 AM): good deal
shark42bait (9:43:45 AM): its all about knowing where you stand
DarekSilver001 (9:43:46 AM): as long as you know whose wearing the skirt
DarekSilver001 (9:43:50 AM): and whose wearing the jeans
DarekSilver001 (9:43:59 AM): I guess that makes you the skirt wearer
shark42bait (9:44:02 AM): hey dont knock the cross breeze
DarekSilver001 (9:44:13 AM): you could at least wear a kilt...
shark42bait (9:44:15 AM): its very refreshing in the AZ/FLsummer
DarekSilver001 (9:44:24 AM): that's a manly skirt at least
shark42bait (9:44:38 AM): yeah but the utili-kilt costs $250.00 each
DarekSilver001 (9:44:49 AM): mmm..good point
DarekSilver001 (9:44:56 AM): to expensive for college students..
shark42bait (9:44:59 AM): and sewing one myself would not help the whole manlyness thing
DarekSilver001 (9:45:09 AM): indeed
DarekSilver001 (9:45:19 AM): ok, so do the economical thing
shark42bait (9:45:22 AM): sides i'm italian not scottish
shark42bait (9:45:29 AM): go naked?
DarekSilver001 (9:45:33 AM): get a plaid mini skirt, attach some of the furry stuff to the front with some tassels
DarekSilver001 (9:45:37 AM): and call it a kilt
DarekSilver001 (9:45:37 AM): no
DarekSilver001 (9:45:37 AM): no
DarekSilver001 (9:45:41 AM): you will not go naked
DarekSilver001 (9:45:43 AM): not in my presence
DarekSilver001 (9:45:50 AM): or Cassie will no longer have her funtoy
shark42bait (9:45:56 AM): but your not here so.....
DarekSilver001 (9:46:03 AM): well
DarekSilver001 (9:46:08 AM): as long as it's not in my presence
DarekSilver001 (9:46:10 AM): we'll be ok
shark42bait (9:46:23 AM): yeah but do you really want to take away the girl's fun she has a tendency for violence and she has not sold her gun yet...
DarekSilver001 (9:43:06 AM): that's not unusual
DarekSilver001 (9:43:11 AM): with her
shark42bait (9:43:19 AM): heh yeah i'm a push over too so it works out ok
DarekSilver001 (9:43:34 AM): good deal
shark42bait (9:43:45 AM): its all about knowing where you stand
DarekSilver001 (9:43:46 AM): as long as you know whose wearing the skirt
DarekSilver001 (9:43:50 AM): and whose wearing the jeans
DarekSilver001 (9:43:59 AM): I guess that makes you the skirt wearer
shark42bait (9:44:02 AM): hey dont knock the cross breeze
DarekSilver001 (9:44:13 AM): you could at least wear a kilt...
shark42bait (9:44:15 AM): its very refreshing in the AZ/FLsummer
DarekSilver001 (9:44:24 AM): that's a manly skirt at least
shark42bait (9:44:38 AM): yeah but the utili-kilt costs $250.00 each
DarekSilver001 (9:44:49 AM): mmm..good point
DarekSilver001 (9:44:56 AM): to expensive for college students..
shark42bait (9:44:59 AM): and sewing one myself would not help the whole manlyness thing
DarekSilver001 (9:45:09 AM): indeed
DarekSilver001 (9:45:19 AM): ok, so do the economical thing
shark42bait (9:45:22 AM): sides i'm italian not scottish
shark42bait (9:45:29 AM): go naked?
DarekSilver001 (9:45:33 AM): get a plaid mini skirt, attach some of the furry stuff to the front with some tassels
DarekSilver001 (9:45:37 AM): and call it a kilt
DarekSilver001 (9:45:37 AM): no
DarekSilver001 (9:45:37 AM): no
DarekSilver001 (9:45:41 AM): you will not go naked
DarekSilver001 (9:45:43 AM): not in my presence
DarekSilver001 (9:45:50 AM): or Cassie will no longer have her funtoy
shark42bait (9:45:56 AM): but your not here so.....
DarekSilver001 (9:46:03 AM): well
DarekSilver001 (9:46:08 AM): as long as it's not in my presence
DarekSilver001 (9:46:10 AM): we'll be ok
shark42bait (9:46:23 AM): yeah but do you really want to take away the girl's fun she has a tendency for violence and she has not sold her gun yet...
[img=left]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/ ... giite1.png[/img]"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
-Frigidmagi
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
-Frigidmagi
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#266
We got jokes.magithis (7:45:18 PM):I'm rattling some cages at another forum.
HotfootB5 (7:45:32 PM):oh?
magithis (7:46:29 PM):Someone whining over how condoms "only reduce the chance of getting HIV by 85%" I kinda wondered out loud that it did a better job then the old sytle flak jackets on protecting troops in a firefight.
HotfootB5 (7:47:32 PM):haha, oh dear
magithis (7:49:18 PM):Now I grant that abstainence is a failsafe way of avoiding unwanted childern or STDs. But degrading condoms is kinda low, they do their job reasonably well.
magithis (7:49:51 PM):Well failsafe unless you're Mary.
HotfootB5 (7:50:24 PM):heh.
It beats the hell out of the rhythm method
magithis (7:50:33 PM):I heard that didn't work?
HotfootB5 (7:51:41 PM):It works about as well as Halliburton in Iraq.
magithis (7:51:41 PM):Ow.
"it takes two sides to end a war but only one to start one. And those who do not have swords may still die upon them." Tolken
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#267
THE END IS NEIGH!magithis (6:25:06 PM): I just got sent a idea of Lord of the Rings written by Stirling.
Nitram Tahalshia (6:25:23 PM): Ow. Ow. OW. OW.
magithis (6:25:25 PM): Http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts ... eb07?hl=en& GOD IS ANGRY!
Nitram Tahalshia (6:26:01 PM): Must.. Remove... Pain.. Use.. Icepick... Surgery..
magithis (6:28:27 PM): Cthulu is coming! Ready the Nukes! Fear Fire Gotterangdum!
Nitram Tahalshia (6:29:24 PM): The Stars are right! HELLO KITTY WILL AWAKEN!
magithis (6:32:22 PM): Burn it all! Leave none behind to suffer for eternity!
"it takes two sides to end a war but only one to start one. And those who do not have swords may still die upon them." Tolken
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#268
Laurencegale: Shes female, has boobs, has two legs, and is probably still fresh down blow *of course* You still like her.
[img=left]http://www.libriumarcana.com/Uploads/Ace/acewip7.jpg[/img]Grand Dolphin Conspiracy
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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#269
shark42bait (2:08:57 AM): hrm its quiet... I left Frigidmagi and CT downstairs in my house... should i be worried
DarekSilver001 (2:10:07 AM): yes
DarekSilver001 (2:10:08 AM): yes you should
shark42bait (2:11:17 AM): hrm ok gonna go check on that...
[img=left]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/ ... giite1.png[/img]"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
-Frigidmagi
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
-Frigidmagi
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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman
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LadyTevar wrote:Says the man with the sheep-fucker smiley in his sig?Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:....did they share kilts too in Medieval times?Ra wrote:In fact, back in Medieval times I believe they didn't wear anything under them...
The Sick, Twisted Fuck | Sap #2 of the Bitter Trio | Knight of the e-mail | Evil Liberal Conspirator | Esoteric Order of Dagon | Weird TGODer
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So be it. If saying "NO" means being alone, then to hell with love, with romance, with marriage, and all the shit life keeps pumping at me. I'll walk alone, but with freedom and a healed pride.
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:thumbsupSo be it. If saying "NO" means being alone, then to hell with love, with romance, with marriage, and all the shit life keeps pumping at me. I'll walk alone, but with freedom and a healed pride.
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LadyTevar
- Pleasure Kitten Foreman
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Ok... I can't be blamed for my reaction to this one.
BraidedShinigami: hi
TeamhairTahal: HI!
TeamhairTahal: HUGGLES
BraidedShinigami: *hugs*
TeamhairTahal: How're you?
BraidedShinigami: married
TeamhairTahal: //////
TeamhairTahal: ok. you just.... blew my mind
BraidedShinigami: kidding
BraidedShinigami: I'm not married lol
BraidedShinigami: I just wanted to see your reaction
TeamhairTahal: *STANGLES*
TeamhairTahal: STRANGLES, too
BraidedShinigami: lol
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Cats are Man's Adorable Little Serial Killers
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Ace Pace
- Antisemetical Semite
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destructionator4: fantasy is for weiners. I should go to a programmer's conference...
ME: "What is your language of choice?"
random programmer chick: "Visual-"
me: "NEXT"
random programmer chick: "Assembly"
me: "marry me"
[img=left]http://www.libriumarcana.com/Uploads/Ace/acewip7.jpg[/img]Grand Dolphin Conspiracy
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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Shark Bait
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#273
shark42bait (12:24:56 AM): merry christmass you old banking and loan!
magithis (12:26:53 AM): ...Huh?
shark42bait (12:27:05 AM): cookie if you get the reffrence
magithis (12:27:50 AM): I do not.
shark42bait (12:28:00 AM): God you fail at life too!
shark42bait (12:28:47 AM): ts a wonderful life, george baily goes running down the street on christmas eve after being convinced that the world is a better place with him in it saying merry christmas to everything including the direct quote "merry christmas you old banking an loan" which he actually owned
magithis (12:28:55 AM): Just for that Christmas Mongeese attack!
magithis (12:29:19 AM): Damn it I have no clue how that happened.
magithis (12:29:34 AM): Christmas Mongeese attack!
magithis (12:29:38 AM): That's better.
shark42bait (12:30:02 AM): um they are the same picture, kinda cute though
shark42bait (12:30:42 AM): i see your mongeese and rase you a rabbid rabbit!
magithis (12:32:11 AM): I mean the fact that my text came out in your colors. Mongeese >>>>> Your rabbit by the way.
shark42bait (12:32:36 AM): dude the rabbid rabit will fuck you up
shark42bait (12:32:52 AM): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/ ... irdlf3.gif
see
magithis (12:33:36 AM): Mongeese eat King Cobras. Unlike Jimmy Carter I fear not the bunny.
shark42bait (12:41:35 AM): yeah well nothing beats my Chanukah honey badger!
magithis (12:42:01 AM): Ha! Nice...
shark42bait (12:42:12 AM): took me five min to make that
magithis (12:42:30 AM): Dare you to put Santa hats on the Mongeese.
shark42bait (12:42:48 AM): ok ok gimme a few in the mean time here this should keep you occupied
shark42bait (12:43:05 AM): http://www.henryk-broder.de/images2/chanuka.jpg (NSFW!)
shark42bait (12:43:58 AM): the things you get with an unfiltered immage search
magithis (12:44:14 AM): What the hell did you use for a search term?
shark42bait (12:44:31 AM): chanukah
shark42bait (12:51:36 AM): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/ ... ngoose.jpg
magithis (12:55:10 AM): Nice job!
shark42bait (12:56:04 AM): eh i've done better but you work with what you got
[img=left]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/ ... giite1.png[/img]"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
-Frigidmagi
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
-Frigidmagi
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Dark Silver
- Omnipotent Overlord
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[00:15] DarekSilver001: aahh, nothing like Fuji apples
[00:15] DarekSilver001: so tender
[00:15] DarekSilver001: so sweet
[00:15] DarekSilver001: well, I take that back
[00:15] DarekSilver001: there is something like Fuji apples
[00:16] DarekSilver001: pussy.
[00:16] BraidedShinigami: hehehe
[00:16] DarekSilver001: speaking of pussy, you heard from Josh lately?
[00:17] BraidedShinigami: sure I have, right after I got done selling the beach from property in arizona
[00:17] DarekSilver001: yeah, that property must have netted you a nice mint
[00:17] DarekSilver001: that plant should be growing pretty well come spring..
[00:17] BraidedShinigami: indeed
[00:17] BraidedShinigami: it was an andes mint
[00:17] BraidedShinigami: they're nummy
[00:17] DarekSilver001: sweet
[00:18] DarekSilver001: indeed they are
[00:15] DarekSilver001: so tender
[00:15] DarekSilver001: so sweet
[00:15] DarekSilver001: well, I take that back
[00:15] DarekSilver001: there is something like Fuji apples
[00:16] DarekSilver001: pussy.
[00:16] BraidedShinigami: hehehe
[00:16] DarekSilver001: speaking of pussy, you heard from Josh lately?
[00:17] BraidedShinigami: sure I have, right after I got done selling the beach from property in arizona
[00:17] DarekSilver001: yeah, that property must have netted you a nice mint
[00:17] DarekSilver001: that plant should be growing pretty well come spring..
[00:17] BraidedShinigami: indeed
[00:17] BraidedShinigami: it was an andes mint
[00:17] BraidedShinigami: they're nummy
[00:17] DarekSilver001: sweet
[00:18] DarekSilver001: indeed they are
Allen Thibodaux | Archmagus | Supervillain | Transfan | Trekker | Warsie |
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
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Akalie
- Acolyte
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shark42bait: hehe this morning i hear the sink water running and brandon yells "fucking razor burn" being half awake i say "dude what the hell are you shaving your face for you dont even have peach fuzz" he replys with "i just said i had razor burn i dident say i shaved my face"
shark42bait: i just kinda rolled over and hid under my pillow for about 15 min till he left for class before i decided to bother getting up and going to mine
hehe just random IMs i get hehe
RLDFish: gahhhhh
RLDFish: my printer just tried to eat my foot
shark42bait: i just kinda rolled over and hid under my pillow for about 15 min till he left for class before i decided to bother getting up and going to mine
hehe just random IMs i get hehe
RLDFish: gahhhhh
RLDFish: my printer just tried to eat my foot
Hes my hero. <3
Gaming is bad - âBecause apparently Master Chief and Batman are double teaming your daughter while you sleep.â
Gaming is bad - âBecause apparently Master Chief and Batman are double teaming your daughter while you sleep.â