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#1 Patrick Stewart talks about his new screenplay...

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:lol: Fucking hilarious
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You're not married?
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You live alone?
Yes.
And you haven't watched Star Trek?
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Good lord.

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I thought that if I stopped drinking and set down the glass, I'd be safe. Nope. I was laughing so hard, I started coughing up my limeade.

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Cute, though it mainly plays off the shock value of having Picard say "nudity"(oh, sorry. "NEW-de-TA"... :razz: ). Decently funny though.
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Sorta hijack, but it's funny and short, and in the words of Lord Poe, I this video makes me forgive William Shatner for trying to sing:

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If I never mentioned it before, I shall now. Nimoy is an asshole and a prick of the highest caliber. Shatner, too, is an asshole, just a lesser one.
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B4UTRUST wrote:If I never mentioned it before, I shall now. Nimoy is an asshole and a prick of the highest caliber. Shatner, too, is an asshole, just a lesser one.
Huh? Where did that come from?
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Indeed, where did that come from...
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Ahh, so that's where that scene in The One Ring 2 came from.
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It comes from my general disdain for Nimoy. Shatner is an ass but Nimoy is worse. But hell, thats just my opinion...
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I find that video minorly funny, actually...
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It comes from my general disdain for Nimoy. Shatner is an ass but Nimoy is worse. But hell, thats just my opinion...
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Take it you've never met either?

Shatner is an ass because of his attitude towards people in person. He's a very...how do I put it... superior? person. He's William Shatner. What, you're not bowing and offering to suck him off while he regales you with his stories of TekWar? He's William Fucking Shatner!

Nimoy is worse in that he's bitter towards anyone who resembles even a minor fan of Star Trek. He utterly disdains fans and loathes the series to the point where he has refused to make appearances at cons or events where there might be trek fans just so he won't have to associate with them or his self-hatred over his role in the series. He's a bitter man who's pissed because everyone remembers him as Spock and takes it out on his fans.

In fact, nimoy is the only one i don't have an autograph from of the original series. I've got autographs from everyone from ToS and TNG and some of DS9 except Nimoy.
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