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*Raises Flagon of Bloody Beer in celebration* :)
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Petro, I have come into the possession of a large number of jabañero peppers. Would you like me to sends some your way?
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Is the Pope German? Hell yes.
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Ahem, let me modify that a bit.

Hell yes, please.
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Petrosjko wrote:Ahem, let me modify that a bit.

Hell yes, please.
It is done. :)
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Thank you thank you.

I'll turn those into some nifty Insanely Spicy Enchanted Bean Burritos.
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At last, my first step on the path to Unlimited Power!!!!!

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of the minions. Without their needless deaths and unending suffering, I wouldn't have been able to open the portal to the netherworld to make the pact that made all of this possible. So when they are burning in eternal torment, they can rest assured that they were able to act as a buff for a named character, which really is a faceless minions highest aspiration.

On a slightly more serious note, I currently have paper umbrellas coming out the yin-yang, if anyone has a need of them. Likewise, magical ice cubes and coconut shells would be appreciated if anyone has some.

And if anyone other than Skadi and Scrawl wants to make a run on my bartenders, I think my current record is four in a 24 hour period.
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Four in a day.

*glances at Booze Factory*

I'll have to see about that sometime. He's only blown one so far, but mostly I've been using him to feed Scrumptious Reagents from the Lab to Meatdump.
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Hobot wrote:I'm sure Mayabird, Skadi or consequences would be better choices. They've all been doing fantastic jobs contributing to the clan with meat, items and their time in the forums.
While I do appreciate the compliment, I don't think I could fill the job. The game's taking up a lot of time which I'm not finding much of, I'm not as good as other people on getting rich fast (I have 33 jumping bean burritoes that I can't sell and I'm more loathe to sell them at a loss than I did the regular bean burritoes, which I finally unloaded today), and I'll be gone a lot soon. This weekend I'll be going to the wedding of one of my closest friends and I won't be online much if at all.

The Spectral Pickle Factory had damn well better not show up this weekend or I'll be angry, because I'm not ascending my character until I can go on a raid of that place. I don't want to ascend and then the next day have it show up with my character far too weak to enter.
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Hobot wrote: I'm sure Mayabird, Skadi or consequences would be better choices. They've all been doing fantastic jobs contributing to the clan with meat, items and their time in the forums..
I too will be gone for at least a week-two coming up so you may want to offer it to Nephtys, Consequences, or SCRawl.
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July 17-23 I can't guarantee any participation, likewise September 12-October 15 or so. I may cancel that warning, depending upon free time and computer availability, but I won't know until I get there in both cases.
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*blink blink*

Okay, cool.
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consequences wrote: And if anyone other than Skadi and Scrawl wants to make a run on my bartenders, I think my current record is four in a 24 hour period.
Ha! I will fight hard for that record! Lucky for Consequences' bartenders, I am a ronin and thus cannot send him any exploding...um...I mean normal drinks to mix.
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For meritorious conduct, Sabacc and Faram have received promotions.
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I am not worthy, Lord Petro. :)


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Three Cheers for Pure Sabacc and Faram!
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*clangs goblet with Sabacc* Today is a good day to fry. And mix. And saute.

For we are the Mediocre Denizens of SDN, in spirit if not in official title.
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Congratulations! 1 million meat! Bonzai!
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Okay, I think for the moment that ya'll can hold off on sending more contributions to Meatdump and focus on maximizing the profitability of your own stores. I'm running him hard on the sales of Potions of Temporary Gr8tness, which are selling out usually within ten minutes of my making them available. That's letting me make a good enough profit to chip in for the buffs without having to break the bank.
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Ok...I'm lvl 9, big enough now for a store
just means I have to get the cash for it.....

I've figured out how to make the insanely spiced burrito's....and I can now collect herbs and hellion cubes along with spices to make hell ramen...

When that occurs...I will be able to assist once again in the Clan's meat funds...
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Repost from the clan board:
Me, the one and only me! wrote:Okay guys, in the event of an accidental deposit of an item you can't retrieve (most commonly dense meat stacks) just drop me or another Hormel Apprentice a message on the matter, we'll check the deposit logs and then retrieve said item(s) for you.
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Once I get a few hundred more turns done :evil: , I'll be able to help with supplying booze. I've already got the skill and am working on preparing as many supplies as I can ahead of time. At current rate of item production and turn consumption, I should have about 50 high-end drink items (ice cubes, umbrellas, et cetera) by the time ronin runs out.
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The magic ice cubes are excruciatingly common for production, but the rest are gold.
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Okay folks, here's the deal-io. I got tired of waiting for the stupid Pickle Factory and ascended my characters, all hardcore. Now, I screwed up with one holding my loot, and didn't dump it in the clan stash. However, I did set Scott and Allen up with a good haul for funding the buffs on the short term, and as material allows I'll forward along clockwork items and other post-Ascension materials.

In the meantime, though, I can still handle the administrative chores, admitting members and handling ranks and so on.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
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Petrosjko, I have return well! MRI scans show no tumor in me so I am definitely around.
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