AWE AT THEIR CUTENESS, MERE MORTALS.
KITTIES!
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#1 KITTIES!
The Caz and I recently acquired these adorable specimens of adorableness.
AWE AT THEIR CUTENESS, MERE MORTALS.
AWE AT THEIR CUTENESS, MERE MORTALS.
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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I hate you, Petro. I really really do. I'd hate Caz too but there's some things even I can't bring myself to do.
And *cuteness overdose*
And *cuteness overdose*
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'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
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'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
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Somebody tell me he didn't just post 'crab bait'.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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There are people who would use kittens for crab bait? And I thought KAN was sick 
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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Well it's hard to fit a full sized cat into the crab trap and they tend to be more vicious when they retaliate. Kittens on the other hand just mew and look up at you with sad pitiful eyes as you lower them into the water to drown, stir up the water and attract the crabs.
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*puts B4UTRUST on The List permanently*
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
#11
i raise you one orange cat named "Stupid" (he belongs to my brother) playing in an artificial christmas tree
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That's just sick. Now you're on my list Chair Force and I'm not near has nice as Batty over there.Well it's hard to fit a full sized cat into the crab trap and they tend to be more vicious when they retaliate. Kittens on the other hand just mew and look up at you with sad pitiful eyes as you lower them into the water to drown, stir up the water and attract the crabs.
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Yeah and totally in efficent crabs like smelly things so anything you put in a crab trap has to be stabbed with a knife repeatedly then stuffed in a plastic bag for about 24 hrs then put it in the crab trap. See crabs are scavengers so the smellier the better for crab bait, and since stabbing kitten then putting in bag is very illegal cats no good, mangled fish heads much better.frigidmagi wrote:That's just sick. Now you're on my list Chair Force and I'm not near has nice as Batty over there.Well it's hard to fit a full sized cat into the crab trap and they tend to be more vicious when they retaliate. Kittens on the other hand just mew and look up at you with sad pitiful eyes as you lower them into the water to drown, stir up the water and attract the crabs.
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And THAT folks, is my brother showing his true colors.
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Josh getting all gushy over kittens worries me...
I don't know why, it just does. Then again, I am paranoid.
Josh getting all gushy over kittens worries me...
I don't know why, it just does. Then again, I am paranoid.
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I find peope who don't go 'gushy' over kittens much more worrisome, leave alone those who want to use'em for crab bait. I think B4's a Cylon.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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[Dalek] EXTERMINATE THE CY... awww... kitties. [/Dalek]Batman wrote:I find peope who don't go 'gushy' over kittens much more worrisome, leave alone those who want to use'em for crab bait. I think B4's a Cylon.
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...*mewls*
*sniffles*
I CAN'T HELP IT ITS SO CUUUUTE.
*sniffles*
I CAN'T HELP IT ITS SO CUUUUTE.
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Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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B4UTRUST wrote:mmm crab meat
Well it's hard to fit a full sized cat into the crab trap and they tend to be more vicious when they retaliate. Kittens on the other hand just mew and look up at you with sad pitiful eyes as you lower them into the water to drown, stir up the water and attract the crabs.
Please, like your "list" is of any concern to me. Even DC can't stand up to the might of an ascended archmagus
*FWAPS Scotters HARD* You should be concerned to be on MY list, jerk...
that being said...
baaabieeeee kiiitiiieeessss! (and to quote Linny) sQuEeEeeEeEeeee!
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shark42bait: i admire that in a woman....
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shark42bait: i admire that in a woman....
I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an AWESOME rack!
"if you want to get out of a speeding ticket short skirts and crying are still the way to go" Kairy on "mythbusters"
LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
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Well, we all know Bats has a soft spot for kitties, don't we.Batman wrote:I find peope who don't go 'gushy' over kittens much more worrisome, leave alone those who want to use'em for crab bait. I think B4's a Cylon.
*purrrrrrrrrrrpurrrrrrrrrrpurrrrrrrrrrrrr*Dogs are Man's Best Friend
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That's hideously unfair. You're a married woman after all.
*melts*
*melts*
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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Some of us consider ascended arch-magi to be small fry. And those of us that do are quite partial to cats.B4UTRUST wrote:Please, like your "list" is of any concern to me. Even DC can't stand up to the might of an ascended archmagus
*cracks knuckles and IOUN stones glow softly in response*
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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Okay... there's only one thing I know powerful enough to take on a White Wolf Archmagus...
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Narsil's eyes glow a golden white, glaring at B4 yet seeming to stare six inches behind the back of the Archmagus' head. In Narsil's hand was a staff made of metal which was blackened entirely by magic yet surrounded by an octarine glow. "It's time for some Sourcery."
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Narsil's eyes glow a golden white, glaring at B4 yet seeming to stare six inches behind the back of the Archmagus' head. In Narsil's hand was a staff made of metal which was blackened entirely by magic yet surrounded by an octarine glow. "It's time for some Sourcery."
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