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I'm going to look into this a bit further unless someone else already has good info on it. If it's legit I'll start using it ^_^
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Honestly, I think we need a definitive list of in-clan buffers and what buffs they'll offer. Meatdump is getting up enough that he can do what seems to be a decent combat buff. It's better if we keep the buffing in clan and keep our finances in-clan as much as possible. I think the new mall re-valuation is going to lead to another bout of inflation, though it'll be ameliorated by the fact that more people are going to dump meat into the massive meatsink of advertising their stores.

(For the edification of those who don't have stores, storeowners can contribute meat to advertising. When searches are conducted and hits come back with items of identical prices, whoever has the higher amount paid into advertising gets listing precedence. I don't waste meat on it because of my market strategy.)
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The only buff I have right now is Jalapeno Saucesphere, which deals damage to anyone that hits you and gives that amount of damage to you as healing.
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How does one learn buffs?
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You have to beat the guy at the Wrong Side of the Track inside the Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts.
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Oh...I can't get in there.
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Yeah, no buffing for Seal Clubbers. We get to meatsmith nice weapons instead, and BASH THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE.
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Yes well...my bash skills are the suck!
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You're still a cub. Wait until you're clubbing your way through the Hole Beyond the Sky, clicking over and over, bored out of your skull as you collect lines, stars, and star charts, all so you can level up your stupid fucking familiars for the final quest.
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B4UTRUST wrote:How does one learn buffs?
What class are you? If you're a Turtle Tamer, you get them once you become a member of the Brotherhood of the Smackdown and then shell out serious meat. Look around town.
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I have Jalapeno, Jabanero, and Elemental Saucespheres, send a message to #536539 if you need one. I would appreciate any minor MP items you could send, although I'll help no matter what, simply because I am a caster build right now.
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