I was going over my Monster Manuel and the thought hit me, we got two really good "horde" monsters floating around.
Hobgoblins, ordered, well trained, these guys live in a militant soceity that makes most militaries look peace loving. They triumph through solid displince.
Orcs, the boys like to fight and will take orders from anything stronger than them. They overrun their enemies via a combination of numbers, mindless aggression and individual toughness.
So which do the budding young darklords of this board prefer?
Orcs VS Hobgoblins
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#1 Orcs VS Hobgoblins
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I prefer my legions of terror to be well disciplined
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#3
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!1
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Fascist stormtroopers all the way.
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Although a WAAAAAGH!! would be great fun, casualties are usually a bit too high for my tastes and there's always the chance that someone bigger and meaner than me will come around.
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"Oh look, the horde is sweeping through the mountain pass and they are all in a massive clump. Generall HobGob, you know what do do."
"JA!"
*rocks and arrows fly from the cliffsides and well timed fireballs from my Legion of Terror: Magical Division target larger clumps
Or alternatively
"Oh look, the orcs are charging. General HobGob, order your troops to form a long shield wall. The middle is to do an organized retreat as the orcs hit them."
*And it is done. And the flanks collapse in and surround the horde... which is then butchered*
"JA!"
*rocks and arrows fly from the cliffsides and well timed fireballs from my Legion of Terror: Magical Division target larger clumps
Or alternatively
"Oh look, the orcs are charging. General HobGob, order your troops to form a long shield wall. The middle is to do an organized retreat as the orcs hit them."
*And it is done. And the flanks collapse in and surround the horde... which is then butchered*
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There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
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Scro horrifically fuck them both up. Don't fuck with uber-disciplined, steampunk-equipped orcs from space.
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Orks. I don't like the idea of very disciplined, rather intelligent troops in large numbers directly below me. Unless I can be absolutely sure of their loyalty. I'll take the casualties over being supplanted.
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But Cleric... that is what Slaving Collars are for.
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Eh there are plenty of ways to avoid a revolt in the lower ranks. Cheif of those is to win big and not hog all the glory.
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Hobgoblins
but only if I can't raise enough dead for my Skeletal Hordes and Ghouls.
but only if I can't raise enough dead for my Skeletal Hordes and Ghouls.
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True. I woluld much rather sacrifice a few dozen virgins upon my altar of blood in order to learn the true-names of the abyssal lords, then forever bind them to my will.Dark Silver wrote:Hobgoblins
but only if I can't raise enough dead for my Skeletal Hordes and Ghouls.
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Well I really can't decide, since both Orcs and Hobgoblins were easily defeated by my Dragonriders.Comrade Tortoise wrote:True. I woluld much rather sacrifice a few dozen virgins upon my altar of blood in order to learn the true-names of the abyssal lords, then forever bind them to my will.Dark Silver wrote:Hobgoblins
but only if I can't raise enough dead for my Skeletal Hordes and Ghouls.
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