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Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:05 pm

"Mmmm...we don't really need a guide, but you're welcome to come along! There's lotsa mean things out there. Scary things too."

"Weeelll... I'll follow along anyway, and give you helpful advice, I know more lorebooks like the back of my hand."

Dakarne takes a moment to glance at his corpse, "Back when I had hands that is."

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:07 pm

*inclines head*

Ahh, and for that offer, I thank thee. Thou my presence shalt no doubt soon require; I have here remained for nigh ten thousand years. This forest is my home.

Of late, though, it hath my voice forgotten: the pathways change, and evil things rise from th'shadows. If you request, I shall be thy guide, for I know the forest, even as it changeth.

However, in this place, I am not called "Surlethe"; you may, time being, call me "Ray".

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:08 pm

Dakarne wrote:
"Mmmm...we don't really need a guide, but you're welcome to come along! There's lotsa mean things out there. Scary things too."
"Weeelll... I'll follow along anyway, and give you helpful advice, I know more lorebooks like the back of my hand."

Dakarne takes a moment to glance at his corpse, "Back when I had hands that is."

Didst thou not my voice hear, miscreant soul?

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:11 pm

Didst thou not my voice hear, miscreant soul?

"Oh I heard it, along with most of your thoughts, but I just decided not to listen, because I can provide HELP to these people." Dakarne takes a moment to scratch at one of his pointed elven ears, "Even if it's that of 'distraction', because monsters will still be hitting me, yet not doing a damn thing, instead of hitting the exact target."

He rubs his chin, "I could always contact my twin, identically named, still alive, yet non-wizard brother to help instead..."

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:12 pm

Dakarne wrote:"Oh I heard it, along with most of your thoughts, but I just decided not to listen, because I can provide HELP to these people." Dakarne takes a moment to scratch at one of his pointed elven ears, "Even if it's that of 'distraction', because monsters will still be hitting me, yet not doing a damn thing, instead of hitting the exact target."

He rubs his chin, "I could always contact my twin, identically named, still alive, yet non-wizard brother to help instead..."

Soul, dost thou not my nature know?

*on the ethereal plane, unseeable to the still-physical characters, bursts two wings from back*

If thou dost not this place abandon, I shall see to't fully sealed in th'spiritual realm thou shalt be, unable t'affect anything: seeing, and helpless.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:16 pm

Soul, dost thou not my nature know?

*on the ethereal plane, unseeable to the still-physical characters, bursts two wings from back*

"Damn, you're an angel..." Dakarne stares wide eyes and mouth agape, "I suggest that I'd best contact my twin brother then?"

Dakarne concentrates for a moment, "The message is sent, he'll arrive in a few minutes." He grins and then salutes, "Peace out." The ghostly apparition of Dakarne vanishes into oblivion, leaving naught but an unpleasant memory behind.

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:18 pm

Dakarne wrote:
Soul, dost thou not my nature know?

*on the ethereal plane, unseeable to the still-physical characters, bursts two wings from back*
"Damn, you're an angel..." Dakarne stares wide eyes and mouth agape, "I suggest that I'd best contact my twin brother then?"

'Twould be the best course of action, methinketh.

Dakarne concentrates for a moment, "The message is sent, he'll arrive in a few minutes." He grins and then salutes, "Peace out." The ghostly apparition of Dakarne vanishes into oblivion, leaving naught but an unpleasant memory behind.

Good-bye.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:23 pm

A chopping sound of a helicopter's rotor's fills the air as a commercial helicopter swoops into view, filling the air with the sound of the loud rotors. The chopper dives and eventually lands next to the small party, and the door opens revealing a drow pilot identical in appearance to the earlier-killed Dakarne.

The drow grins, "Hey, I'm Dakarne," He points to the corpse of the earlier-killed sorcerer, "That's my twin brother, our parents weren't particularly imaginative when it came to naming."

He grins, "Anyone need a ride? I can't do much else, but I'm a fairly decent pilot and engineer, I can pilot anything from X-Wings to Deathstars, which unfortunately do not exist in this campaign setting. So I was forced to get this old thing."

Omega Shenron · Post by **Omega Shenron** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:24 pm

Murd looks on, wondering who Su--, er, Ray, was talking to.

"Mmmm...okay! Anyways...Ray? You're how old again?"

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:26 pm

"Mmmm...okay! Anyways...Ray? You're how old again?"

From the message my brother gave me...

Millenia.

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:29 pm

Omega Shenron wrote:Murd looks on, wondering who Su--, er, Ray, was talking to.

"Mmmm...okay! Anyways...Ray? You're how old again?"

I have in this plane existed for nigh on 15,972 years, as of next Sunday.

Omega Shenron · Post by **Omega Shenron** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:37 pm

Murd blinks a couple times.

"...But...that's...you...hmmmm...okay, let's get going again!"

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:57 pm

I have in this plane existed for nigh on 15,972 years, as of next Sunday.

"And I thought I was old..." Dakarne turns to everyone, "Hop in."

OOC Note: The exact age for this character is about 127 Years... which equates to about 18 in drow years

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:46 pm

~*~*~*~*~~*~*~

*invokes rights of the goddess, and corrects Dakarnes Mistake*

Your craft is self powered, you haave to peddle it. Otherwise it's too technologically advanced to be used here.

Plastic doesn't exist either.

~*~*~*~*~~*~*~

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:02 pm

Your craft is self powered, you haave to peddle it. Otherwise it's too technologically advanced to be used here.

Well, I could always direct you to my original vehicle, looks vaguely like a Police Phone Box.

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:03 pm

*bows*

Thy divine right I do not contest, milady.

Shall we on our journey then continue?

*begins to walk toward the forest entrance. Trees part, and the darkness recedes a bit*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:05 pm

Ah well *gets out primitive-looking handgun*

I suppose I could slum it.

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:11 pm

Thou shouldst thy weapon holster, lest an ... unfortunate ... fate thee befall.

*continues walking, without turning head*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:14 pm

Your mind be filled with the sickness of millions of HUMANS my friend...

I'm a drow, perversion is NOT one of my tendencies... Mass murder? Possibly.

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:52 pm

Drow thou may be, yet a handgun thou still in thy hand hold'st; th'forest weapons dost not desire within it, and shalt only suffer sheathed weapons; and mayhap not even then.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:54 pm

Drow thou may be, yet a handgun thou still in thy hand hold'st; th'forest weapons dost not desire within it, and shalt only suffer sheathed weapons; and mayhap not even then.

Well, I'll switch to my other skills, you know, I'm really fast on my feet. I'll do my best Rincewind impression...

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:55 pm

-eyes the newcomers suspisously as I unfold my wings and stretch them out-

Ha..... so were are we off to next?

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:59 pm

Young miss, we shall now through th'wood travel.

*eyes the wings*

Thou'rt an angel, I see. From where dost thou hail?

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:55 am

*glances at Impishangel*

Well, the wings are slightly blackened, and are closer to a bat's than a bird's. The eyes glow a pretty evil red, and she emanates an aura of evil... thus: I deduce that she is an Angel of Shar or Lolth, one of those nasty buggers.

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:35 pm

I hail from some where you wish to never be
-smiles impishly as the words drip like acid in the air,
then strethees slightly as my wings sink back into my back-

and i would advise you to never, bring it up again,
or i promise,
i will show you from where i come from.

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