Urban Dead: The Price of the Oath
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#926
"Yeah fuck you!" Carter screamed back at the horror in front of him. He kicked at Reaper, not even realizing his leg was broken, then screamed as he slammed the fracture into the zombie.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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"Fuck? What fuck?" Wendigo shook the injured man like a leaf. The shambler, missing its forarm, pulled itself out of the rubble. With his right hand Wendigo slammed the blunt end of his axe into the zombie's kneecap, shattering it. The shambler fell. Wendigo clubbed it in the back of the head. He turned back to Carter. "You. . . hurt . . me!"
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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#928
The pain was intense, but the situation had a comedic tinge to it. Carter erupted in a burst of hysterical, pained laughter.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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Laughter. Laughter. It meant . . . it meant . . . he could not recall. It wouldn't come. He didn't know. He shook Carter again. "You tell me! You tell me laugh!"
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
#930
She watched them go, told Dorian to call her if anything came up. As much as she knew she needed to help on the militia end of things, she remembered what Silver said. Now would be an excellent time to gather all civilians who couldn't be put to use and ensure they were on the track to safety.
Jogging down to the mall's second floor, she then remembered she had other business to attend to first.
The import shop was dark, but she could see Jared curled in her bed nonetheless, and sat beside him, putting a hand on his forehead. Since the horde had been moving closer, he'd developed a fever, he said because the static was so loud. The absence of human thoughts, she figured it must be.
"I'm here now," she whispered, stroking his hair. "I'm going to make sure nothing hurts you, okay?" she said, kissing the top of his head.
He sniffled a bit.
"I want my dog," he said in a quiet, wounded voice.
"I know, darling, I know," she said.
Jogging down to the mall's second floor, she then remembered she had other business to attend to first.
The import shop was dark, but she could see Jared curled in her bed nonetheless, and sat beside him, putting a hand on his forehead. Since the horde had been moving closer, he'd developed a fever, he said because the static was so loud. The absence of human thoughts, she figured it must be.
"I'm here now," she whispered, stroking his hair. "I'm going to make sure nothing hurts you, okay?" she said, kissing the top of his head.
He sniffled a bit.
"I want my dog," he said in a quiet, wounded voice.
"I know, darling, I know," she said.
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#931
The zombie piled into Reaper from behind, striking with lightning speed. One of the leaders, having already arisen from his injuries. Quick, powerfully, and possessed of murderous feral intelligence, it had known at once that this one was not part of the horde, indeed it could smell the flaws of Reaper, almost more like man than zombie. Savage talons struck as they went down together.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
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Reaper dropped the feeble thing that smelled so good. His improvised armour of loops of chains and his flak jacket gave him a little protection from the leader. He twisted under the other. It was fast, like him, and strong too. "I NOT DIE!" he shouted.
Muscle was was slashed and Reaper had yet to heal completely. He wasn't at full strength. He didn't have to be. He grabbed a knife off of his weapon harness, stabbed his enemy in the left shoulder and twisted. "You die!" he snarled at his hated enemy.
Muscle was was slashed and Reaper had yet to heal completely. He wasn't at full strength. He didn't have to be. He grabbed a knife off of his weapon harness, stabbed his enemy in the left shoulder and twisted. "You die!" he snarled at his hated enemy.
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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#933
Carter screamed as he hit the ground. Rolling, he grabbed a chunk of debris and slammed it into the nearest available knee. Rock slammed into the kneecap of the zombie, shattering it. It stumbled back as Reaper pushed it harder, tumbling over him and hitting the ground, hissing at both of them with feral rage.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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Left arm severely damaged. Now for right. He smashed his blade into the leader's right shoulder and twisted. The leader hissed. He left the knife there and drew a hook. "See this? Understand this? This is the end! You die. By my hand. By Wendigo Reaper's hand." He jammed the hook through what remained of the leader's nasal cavaty, punching through bone, and into its brain. He twisted, smiling as he destroyed his hated enemy. "I win."
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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#935
Carter held the rock in his head, looking at the zombie. "Dude, you are seriously fucked up," he commented. He hefted it in his hand, shaking his head. "Let's get this over with."
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
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"Weakling with rock? Against me with hook?" He drew his blade from the dead leader. "And knife? You are . . . . . seriously fucked up."
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#937
He shook his head. "Thank you Captain Fucking Obvious. Trade you the rock for the knife." He held it up offeringly.
This was entirely fucking surreal. He wasn't even scared anymore. The situation was flat-out entirely too insane. Sure, the monster was probably going to kill him, but first it had to comment on the state of affairs.
This was entirely fucking surreal. He wasn't even scared anymore. The situation was flat-out entirely too insane. Sure, the monster was probably going to kill him, but first it had to comment on the state of affairs.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
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Wendigo Reaper's brow furled. "Why?" It didn't make sense. Why would he . . . trade rock for knife. Rocks were common. Rocks were everywhere. Good knives hard to find. He stood up. He had been hurt bad enough that he wasn't healing very fast now. "Not want rock. Can get rock. Want guns. Ammo. Fresh meat. Vengeance. End to pain."
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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#939
Carter's mind raced along at high speed, a small flare of hope blossoming. "Listen," he said very carefully. "You help us, we can help you. Food, ammo, revenge, you want it, we can help you."
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
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"You hurt me. Building fall. I hurt. I not heal right. Bones wrong." Wrath flaired in dark eyes. "You hurt me!"
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#941
"Hey hey hey," he said placatingly, tossing the rock away. "We were hurting them," he jabbed his finger at the shambling remnants of the horde, the orgy of self destruction winding down as none were left standing. "Didn't mean to hurt you, big guy. Not the plan, not the plan."
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
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"Not matter," Reaper replied, limping forward. "Hurt me. Harder to run. Harder to hunt. Harder to fight. Pain."
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#943
He put up his hands, fear returning in a sudden rush. "Whoa whoa whoa WHOA. We've got doctors! We can fix you!"
Fix you with a nine millimeter in the skull, you fucker.
Fix you with a nine millimeter in the skull, you fucker.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
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"Doctors . . . . . doctors!" His eyes flared up. "Yes doctors. We trade. You live, doctor help me."
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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#945
"Works for me... um..." he pointed to his leg. "You're gonna have to help me out here."
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
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The pain was intense, yet, he continued to pull himself forward through the rubble. It was slower going then he had hoped, but he would make it..
That was until he crawled over a rather large pile of debris, and saw one of his men, on the ground, with some armed nut standing over him with a hook and a knife...
Oh fuck no.....
"What the fuck is this shit!"
That was until he crawled over a rather large pile of debris, and saw one of his men, on the ground, with some armed nut standing over him with a hook and a knife...
Oh fuck no.....
"What the fuck is this shit!"
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Wendigo turned, putting away knife and hook. The heavily armed and armoured being was hairless and covered in tough, leathery hide. Its flesh was marked with scars, tears, and gashes. Claws tipped its fingertips, but intelligence lived in its eyes. It appraised him. "You friend?" he said pointing at Carter. "You leader?"
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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#948
"He's on our side, boss!" Carter yelled. "Kind of! We're negotiating here!"
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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Well fuck me....
Silver appraised the heavily armored and armed creature, before Carter yelled to him.
"Great! Just great! Think he can give me a hand...my legs are fucked!"
Silver appraised the heavily armored and armed creature, before Carter yelled to him.
"Great! Just great! Think he can give me a hand...my legs are fucked!"
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"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
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"Doctor deal for one. Want more for two."
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.