Librium Arcana User Quotes thread.

[Ace Pace]

[Thursday 21:03:46] Ace Pace: a bossy sort of voice, lots of bushy brown hair and rather large front teeth.
[Thursday 21:04:13] Petrosjko: Yes, but we only dated for a while. What's that girl got to do with anything?

For reference, my quote was a wrong window message for someone.

[Surlethe]

1. being that he is like superman vulnerable to "magical" and "psi" forces and basically has the willpower of a redneck who was molested as a child.

From SDnet. I found that quote hilarious, for some reason.

[Caz]

Out of context homoerotic theatre returns!

Petrosjko: Hm. Lemme go see the bastard I just fucked.

[Robert Walper]

LindarFenume (10:36:42 AM): and stop picking on scott lol
Robert Walper001 (10:36:46 AM): picking on Scott?
LindarFenume (10:36:50 AM): i mean is funny but still lol
Robert Walper001 (10:36:51 AM): He's picking on *me*!
LindarFenume (10:37:02 AM): he's pikcin on you?
Robert Walper001 (10:37:11 AM): Yeah!
Robert Walper001 (10:37:26 AM): Didn't you see the latest quote he had on me? The evil bastard! ;-)
LindarFenume (10:37:36 AM): nope
LindarFenume (10:37:38 AM): what quote?
Robert Walper001 (10:38:28 AM): here http://libriumarcana.com/phpBB2/viewtop ... c&start=50
Robert Walper001 (10:38:30 AM): last post
LindarFenume (10:39:04 AM): *giggles* hrmm...
LindarFenume (10:39:11 AM): maybe the two of you should plan an outing...
Robert Walper001 (10:39:27 AM): Or just get a room as uncle Petro says ;-)
LindarFenume (10:39:36 AM): *grin* that too.
LindarFenume (10:39:45 AM): but go on, you can have him now lol
LindarFenume (10:39:56 AM): just don't forget to film it for the rest of us
Robert Walper001 (10:40:26 AM): No, I wouldn't want to hurt him. I could just hear it: "Ow...ow...ow! Robbie, not so hard....OW!"
LindarFenume (10:40:33 AM): *giggle*
Robert Walper001 (10:41:06 AM): I'll just make sure his face is pressed into the bed pillow so it won't be so loud...
Robert Walper001 (10:41:10 AM): ;-) lol
LindarFenume (10:41:30 AM): *laughs*
LindarFenume (10:41:38 AM): you're cruel
Robert Walper001 (10:41:54 AM): I'm not...I'd use lube! ...most of the time anyhow...
LindarFenume (10:42:05 AM): *hrms* Natural or...?
Robert Walper001 (10:42:14 AM): Depends on what I let him buy
LindarFenume (10:42:21 AM): *rofg*
LindarFenume (10:42:38 AM): and why would he buy it? i mean if you're the dom you gotta be the one providing
Robert Walper001 (10:42:40 AM): or he could just gimme some of his sweet saliva as lube...
LindarFenume (10:42:47 AM): rofg
LindarFenume (10:43:01 AM): *swat* and that's not nice either
Robert Walper001 (10:43:27 AM): Hey! He better know damn well he needs to keep his daddy happy
LindarFenume (10:43:48 AM): mm*swats ya with a paddle* and you better know the same
Robert Walper001 (10:44:24 AM): Don't worry, I'll be nice. Once in awhile he can chose which side of the bed he wants to lean over...
LindarFenume (10:45:04 AM): *crosses arms* hrmmph.
Robert Walper001 (10:45:50 AM): Don't worry, I might talk him into a video. Although I'm not sure how well his trembling lip and moaning will go over with the real men...
LindarFenume (10:46:47 AM): *swat* now that's mean
Robert Walper001 (10:47:13 AM): You're right...I shouldn't be showing the world how submissive he is. Probably ruin his tough guy image...

[Pcm979]

Stemming from this leetle typo in the UD RPG:

He tapped the ass off his cigarette. "Figure we'll get a chance soon enough, though."

Pcm979: Well, I can understand. Petro won't be getting any more ass until Mel comes along.
Petrosjko: Shut up, you.
Pcm979: Later, of course, he steps on the butt.
Petrosjko: SHUT UP.
Pcm979: A little rearguard action.
Petrosjko: Choke.
Pcm979: It's a policy I can get behind.
Petrosjko: I'm sure you can.
Pcm979: If only you weren't so anal about it.
Petrosjko: Now would be a good time to start running.

[Lindar]

[00:35] elheru07: tell you what, i'll just cop a feel off both of you, whichever one feels right i'll smootchies :D
[00:35] onepixiesprayer: for that comment we'll have to get mini tops

*coughs and giggles*

[Rogue 9]

"I swear, Elfdart, I'm just waiting for the day you post a thread about how Cheney and Rove 69 in a whirlpool full of the blood of innocent virgins." -- Petrosjko to Elfdart, on his bitching about Cheney wearing a windbreaker at Auschwitz.

[Josh]

Recent phone call from a friend that I hadn't talked to in a bit...

So, you disappear for ten days... and France is burning... hmmm...

And people wonder why my automatic response to everything is 'I didn't do it.'

[B4UTRUST]

Petrosjko: But I gotta say man, halfway through I was all like 'Just fucking tear off his pants and get it on, damn you!'

[B4UTRUST]

Robert Walper001: Yeah, me!
Robert Walper001: And don't make me send you more photos to prove it...
Robert Walper001: lol
BraidedShinigami: ...I dont' want your gay photos
Robert Walper001: But Scott! I'm so lonely...and I want you!
Robert Walper001: I will take your silence as capitulation to my continued efforts to smother you with love.
BraidedShinigami: ...
BraidedShinigami: you worry me
Robert Walper001: Now Scott you know me better than that.
BraidedShinigami: do I?
BraidedShinigami: do I really?
Robert Walper001: I'd hope so...I've managed to restrain myself from professing love over the phone anyhow. ;-)
BraidedShinigami: you do that
BraidedShinigami: and I'll be worried

Robert Walper001: I'm as straight as they get boy. Remember that! *snuggles you*

Is anyone else as disturbed as I am?

[Josh]

Frigid discusses my love life, or lack thereof.

magithis: Hey you had your years.
Petrosjko: Yeah, but I still have needs man.
magithis: And your horde of bastard sons who will plauge the world for the next... *weeps to think about it* I think you've done enough violence to the gene pool for one generation (or 30).

[Ace Pace]

[Tuesday 22:19:49] Laurencegale: Well, we have told you to stop putting it on vibrate when its up your behind..

Regarding my cellphone.

[Charon]

Silence and I: I've been thinking. It is good that CC is so often off line.:-)
Charon: lol
Charon: Less time to do stuff like this to us.
Silence and I: Think about it, when does anything good happen when he is pushing stuff around?
Charon: Umm....
Charon: Uhhh...
Silence and I: He comes on and BAM! Someone gets shot, hacked, embraced, smashed, killed etc.
Silence and I: :-P
Charon: You gonna let him in on your insight?
Charon: He might be proud.
Silence and I: No need. He planned it like that. I'm sure of it.

Over AIM on the recent happenings in Vampire.

[Ace Pace]

Okey, the following is NOT out of context, its actully pretty frightening while being the funniest thing I've read today.

[Monday 19:18:05] Air Marshal Tych: oh yeah
[Monday 19:18:11] Air Marshal Tych: stroke it
[Monday 19:18:11] Air Marshal Tych: no
[Monday 19:18:12] Air Marshal Tych: dont stop
[Monday 19:18:13] Air Marshal Tych: go
[Monday 19:18:15] Air Marshal Tych: yes
[Monday 19:18:16] Air Marshal Tych: thats good
[Monday 19:18:22] Air Marshal Tych: look at the hidden camera
[Monday 19:18:25] Air Marshal Tych: Yeah, its okay
[Monday 19:18:28] Air Marshal Tych: Perfectly natural
[Monday 19:18:35] Air Marshal Tych: No
[Monday 19:18:39] Air Marshal Tych: Dont pick up the phone
[Monday 19:18:44] Air Marshal Tych: PUT DOWN THAT PHONE YOUNG MAN
[Monday 19:19:15] *** Air Marshal Tych has left the chat.

[Ace Pace]

Pcm979: I know how it feels. Why doesn't any organisation hook *me* up with a mate, eh?!

The Above is in relation to the Giraffe thread,

[Dark Silver]

Betwee Tycho and myself mostly.....we were acting out the parts of proper english gentlemen having tea and scones.....

[00:11] Air Marshal Tych: Ah, dear darek, this marmalde is ambrosial!
[00:11] onepixiesprayer: *acks and feels soo.... out of the times rofg*
[00:11] Rob P Dalton: jesus fucking christ
[00:11] Air Marshal Tych: Marmalade, my many pardons good Darek.
[00:12] DarekSilver001: oh indeed indeed
[00:12] Rob P Dalton: it's like the goddamn victorian revolution in here
[00:12] Air Marshal Tych: Good Dalton! Watch your unappetizing language!
[00:12] DarekSilver001: and you know what is excellent to do with marmalade Tycho?
[00:12] Rob P Dalton: I'm from New York. It's physically impossible for me not to use vulgarities.
[00:12] DarekSilver001: it is especially excellent to smearit upon yon peen and sit in the park to let it dry
[00:12] Air Marshal Tych: Yes my esteemed gentleman?
[00:12] Air Marshal Tych: Oh, quite!
......
[00:13] Air Marshal Tych: It is good noshing when hobknobbering with the lads at the Yard.
[00:13] DarekSilver001: oh indeed indeed
[00:14] Air Marshal Tych: Ah, dear Rogue, pass me that napkin good man?
[00:14] DarekSilver001: My word, i dare say, don't say the N word to Rogue, Tycho. It leads to most unpleasent things
[00:14] NotCorranHorn: giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=1
[00:14] DarekSilver001: such as that
[00:14] NotCorranHorn: There you go, Lindar.
[00:14] onepixiesprayer: *sneaks up and draps arms over Dalts shoulder, nuzzle*
[00:15] NotCorranHorn: Ph34r t3h D&D humor.
[00:15] Air Marshal Tych: Distasteful rubbish!
[00:15] Air Marshal Tych: I say, get the Ministry of Standards on this, hop nop!
[00:15] DarekSilver001: I say...where in Thurmont?
[00:16] Air Marshal Tych: *polishes monocle*
[00:16] DarekSilver001: I have need to call him a insepid ferengi
[00:16] Air Marshal Tych: Thurmont?
[00:16] Rob P Dalton: heya pixie :)
[00:16] Air Marshal Tych: Isn't he that banker chap?
[00:16] DarekSilver001: RThurmont aka WGW
[00:16] DarekSilver001: indeed
[00:16] DarekSilver001: the banker chap
[00:16] Air Marshal Tych: I find him rather charming.
[00:17] DarekSilver001: Oh, indeed, he is a rather charming fellow, most uppity up witht he current news and word of the street
[00:17] Air Marshal Tych: Good Dalton, care to sit with us and discuss bankery and money-dee?
[00:17] Rob P Dalton: If it's all the same to you, I'd rather wank it to hardcore lesbian porno
[00:17] DarekSilver001: I do beleive the good Sir Dalton-Kong is flabbergasted
[00:17] Air Marshal Tych: I say, doesn't he own a horseless carriage?
[00:17] Air Marshal Tych: *monocle pops out*
[00:17] onepixiesprayer: *giggles, nips at his ear, then hops into Silvers lap, snuggle*
[00:17] Rob P Dalton: LMAO
[00:17] Air Marshal Tych: Undelectable trash!
[00:18] FishGlaive420: hey I got some good lesbian porn if you want it
[00:18] Air Marshal Tych: Two harlots licking at each other's nether regions, sinful!
[00:18] DarekSilver001: oh come now, pip pip and cheerio and all that
[00:18] FishGlaive420: 140 meg, 37 minutes long
[00:18] DarekSilver001: Tis rather enjoyable now
[00:18] Air Marshal Tych: Ah, good sir fish, mind sending it this way?
[00:18] DarekSilver001: of course, tis nothing like watching your good wife Lisa, and how she nightly sodomizes you good Tycho
[00:18] Rob P Dalton: Xal, I got it covered bro, but thanks :)
[00:18] FishGlaive420: I believe I've already sent it to you
[00:18] Rob P Dalton: Heh
[00:18] Rob P Dalton: prolly
[00:18] Air Marshal Tych: Ah yes, I was mistaken.
[00:18] onepixiesprayer: *giggle*
[00:18] FishGlaive420: I sent it to Mrs. Kendall a while back
[00:19] Air Marshal Tych: And Sir Darek, what happens with my Lady and my Bum is none of your personal business!
[00:19] onepixiesprayer: hrmm maybe there's a reason am normally in bed by now
[00:19] Rob P Dalton: hrm
[00:19] DarekSilver001: though one must wonder how she worked up the leg strength, that night she crushed my head between yon creamy thighs
[00:19] FishGlaive420: she said it lead to a nice evening for her and her husband
[00:19] DarekSilver001: Sir Tycho, i do protest, if none of mine business, then why air it to the world, as it where, and sendme the videos?
[00:19] Rob P Dalton: nice, lol
[00:19] FishGlaive420: smut peddler
[00:20] onepixiesprayer: Hey aien't nothing wrong with smut!
[00:20] NotCorranHorn: giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=150 :-D
[00:20] DarekSilver001: I wonder what kind of smut you could find off the barrow....
[00:20] DarekSilver001: at the Porte Bello Row....
[00:20] FishGlaive420: I never said there was
[00:20] Air Marshal Tych: Oh, hush Dear Darek! Those moving pictograms were meant only for your self pleasure!
[00:20] onepixiesprayer: *giggle*
[00:21] onepixiesprayer: ooh good song squence that Silver
[00:21] DarekSilver001: And they were indeed most amusing and entertaining Sir Tycho! Why I spent a whole five days looking at that last one you postaled me, rather entertaining, though I must ask...when did she start using the 7" diameter one?
[00:22] Rob P Dalton: This is getting decidedly surreal
[00:22] DarekSilver001: and why were you screaming, "Oh mummy oh mummy"?
[00:22] DarekSilver001: (admit it Sir Dalton, your chuckling while reading this)
[00:23] onepixiesprayer: *watches and listens debates whether or not to call it a night*
[00:23] Air Marshal Tych: Sir Darek, my Bum was being stretched a healthy deal from her Bum-Insertion, thus my verbal calls.
[00:23] onepixiesprayer: hrmm
[00:23] DarekSilver001: aahh, I see then. -sips his tea-
[00:23] Air Marshal Tych: *lights his cigar*
[00:23] Rob P Dalton: Yeah, you can say I'm getting a kick out of this, because imagining Isaac Newton's contemporaries discussing hardcore insertions just blows my mind
[00:24] DarekSilver001: I wonder if Sir Newton's theories would have been affected by said discussions.....
[00:24] Air Marshal Tych: I must say, I bedded a rather nubile young lady a fortnight ago. She squealed like a gutted hog during our loving, that she did!
[00:24] DarekSilver001: that would indeed be something to ponder at leaisure
[00:24] NotCorranHorn: Yeah, between this and the webcomic I'm reading, I'm about ready to fall out of my chair laughing. :-D
[00:24] FishGlaive420: hi rogue
[00:24] NotCorranHorn: Yeah, I've been here. :-P
[00:24] onepixiesprayer: *grumbles* and am half asleep and trying to follow and am just getting dizzy

probably needs some editing, but damn it, it's to funny to edit to much of!

[Josh]

Petrosjko: C'mere, lemme rub that Buddha head of yours.
dareksilver001: bah, it's fresh shaved to, yesterday morning
Petrosjko: So much the better!
dareksilver001: indeed
Petrosjko: *rub rub rub*
dareksilver001: hey now, I need that skin!
Petrosjko: I'm leaving the skin on! This is tender, loving rubbing! I can be tender, you fuck.
dareksilver001: that's not what Tycho was telling me the other night
dareksilver001: he said you don't even use ky anymore with him
Petrosjko: Tycho thinks it's tender if I don't warm up the branding iron before shoving it in.
Petrosjko: I've got him fairly conditioned like that.

[Josh]

Two comedy exchanges for the price of one!

ace1pace1: hey
Petrosjko: Yes?
ace1pace1: *kills*
Petrosjko: What?
ace1pace1: I'm killing you, rather obviously
ace1pace1: taking over
Petrosjko: Oh.
Petrosjko: Specify method, please.
Petrosjko: I don't respond to nonspecific methodology.
ace1pace1: heh
ace1pace1: uh
Petrosjko: For example, many people direct bad vibes my way, and I never let that bother me.
ace1pace1: *police baton and rib cage, punctures lung*
Petrosjko: Oh, that brings back fond memories.
Petrosjko: Thank you, my boy.
ace1pace1: !
Petrosjko: *throws molotov cocktail, immolates Ace*
ace1pace1: *calls for firefighters and returns to the fight with police baton to skull*
ace1pace1: you molotoved officers?
Petrosjko: ...never. This is all purely hypothetical. *slams brick chunk into police mask*
ace1pace1: *raises Riot shield and activates firehose*
DIE
Petrosjko: *ducks back into crowd and lets them take the hammering, prepares press release for the following day* Let's see, 'Brave citizens, exercising their human right of peaceable assembly, assaulted by jackbooted agents of the STATE.' Has a nice ring to it. Rather formulaic, but you can only give these things so much original zest.
ace1pace1: *police officers close in from behind with SMGs* "no evidence, no evidence" in broken english
Petrosjko: SHIT. Last time I rabble-rouse in a totalitarian state. I'm getting too old for this shit. *pulls out badge* Internal Security! Step aside!
ace1pace1: *police officers move aside, as Petro passes through he sees a double cordon of State Security* "You come with us, NOW. or we shoot you and plant bombs as evidence on your body"
Petrosjko: *goes into full-on bureaucrat browbeating mode* I am on a mission from the director himself, authorized at level sigma seven delta niner. You will stand aside unless you wish to explain this to him! Personally!
ace1pace1: *Officers step aside to jeep* "come in, we see boss, boss see you, boss say you lie"
Petrosjko: "As if," he set, striding confidently to the jeep and bouncing into the shotgun seat. "Let's get this over with. I have work to do."
ace1pace1: *the men clear the jeep and explode it* "Yes, he's gone, go back to shooting protestors"

me sleep
Petrosjko: LAME!
Petrosjko: Sleep, ya little bastard.
ace1pace1: I needed closure

So then I C&Ped the first part over to Pcm, and the conversation went a distinctly different direction...

Petrosjko: Your brother cub and I are holding a riot.
Petrosjko: ace1pace1: hey
Petrosjko: Yes?
ace1pace1: *kills*
Petrosjko: What?
ace1pace1: I'm killing you, rather obviously
ace1pace1: taking over
Petrosjko: Oh.
Petrosjko: Specify method, please.
Petrosjko: I don't respond to nonspecific methodology.
ace1pace1: heh
ace1pace1: uh
Petrosjko: For example, many people direct bad vibes my way, and I never let that bother me.
ace1pace1: *police baton and rib cage, punctures lung*
Petrosjko: Oh, that brings back fond memories.
Petrosjko: Thank you, my boy.
ace1pace1: !
Petrosjko: *throws molotov cocktail, immolates Ace*
ace1pace1: *calls for firefighters and returns to the fight with police baton to skull*
ace1pace1: you molotoved officers?
Petrosjko: ...never. This is all purely hypothetical. *slams brick chunk into police mask*
ace1pace1: *raises Riot shield and activates firehose*
DIE
Petrosjko: *ducks back into crowd and lets them take the hammering, prepares press release for the following day* Let's see, 'Brave citizens, exercising their human right of peaceable assembly, assaulted by jackbooted agents of the STATE.' Has a nice ring to it. Rather formulaic, but you can only give these things so much original zest.
pcm979: Fun.
Petrosjko: Yeah, YOU'D think so.
Petrosjko: You're all against me, you little bastards.
pcm979: Well, *you'd* know about the 'bastards' bit.
pcm979: *Zing*
Petrosjko: Actually, I was happily oblivious until the advent of the internet. Fucking communications revolution ruined my life.
pcm979: So you fucked the communications revolution too?
Petrosjko: Just the one time.
pcm979: But once is all it takes!
Petrosjko: I know. Oh how I know.
Petrosjko: Now.
pcm979: Now?
Petrosjko: I didn't back then.
Petrosjko: I thought it was like a twelve-step program.
pcm979: Well, if you can't last that long...
Petrosjko: I figured if I cut off at step eleven, everything would be good. You know, first time she says the 'l' word, bail out the window.
pcm979: The 'I' word?

Idea?

Infertile?

Intangible?

Inconclusive?
Petrosjko: 'L' damn you.
pcm979: Aaaaaaaah.
pcm979: But what's so bad about the word 'Lagomorph'?
Petrosjko: The minute she wants to start getting pets, it's over.
pcm979: Point.
Petrosjko: Because the next thing you know, it'll be a record club membership, and cocktail parties.
pcm979: *Shudder*
Petrosjko: I tell you, it's an ongoing downward spiral.

[Surlethe]

Surlethe:

That may be true .... so doesn't that shift the burden of conception to the female who ultimately will be "stuck" with children.

If I can go out and bang anyone I liked without so much as a thought of bearing responsibility for what happens afterwards -- as in your proposed moral judgment -- you can be damned sure I wouldn't be sitting here typing on an internet forum.

[Ace Pace]

Petrosjko: What, are you offering, jailbait?

Ace Pace: only for cash

Petrosjko: Five dollars?

Ace Pace: fifteen

Petrosjko: Ten.

Ace Pace: 13

Petrosjko: Nine.

Ace Pace: 11 or nothing

Petrosjko: Fine. I'll just find closer jailbait then.

Ace Pace: you like PCM don't ya?

Petrosjko: Saying that I like any of you brats is a gross overstatement. ;)

[Ace Pace]

Ace Pace: fucking stepbrother raping, sister fucking, incest loving sweatshop working asshole
Petrosjko: Hey, who's an asshole?
Ace Pace: fine, fucking stepbrother raping, sister fucking, incest loving sweatshop working assraping overly drunk bastard
Petrosjko: Whoa.
Petrosjko: 'overly drunk'?
Petrosjko: No such thing.

[Josh]

ace1pace1: check the quotes thread
Petrosjko: I knew that nothing good could come of this conversation.
ace1pace1: you mean I'm not a good result of your time?

[Ace Pace]

Pace: atleast I don't chase skirts and end up in a ditch
Petrosjko: I've never ended up in a ditch over a skirt.
Petrosjko: Well.
Petrosjko: Not because I was chasing her, anyway.
Ace Pace: so because of what?
Petrosjko: We were driving out of a restaurant. She expressed a liking of the flowers on the side of the road. I slammed the car over onto the shoulder to run get her one. It was a steep little hill down to the ditch, and it had rained recently. I slid in the mud and ended up going all the way down the hill into the ditch.
Ace Pace: so its because you were chasing investments in skirt chasing?
Petrosjko: I'd already landed that skirt. This was the maintenance phase.
Ace Pace: so it was keeping the Price/Earning ratio high end?
Ace Pace: high enough*
Petrosjko: Yeah, always keep an eye on a relationship's P/E ratio.
Ace Pace: and if it requires too much cash investment for only a few shares?
Petrosjko: Sell.

Ace Pace: if you sell, can you return and buy more stock if the P/E goes up?
Petrosjko: No, usually sales in the girlfriend market are irrevocable. If you want to buy in again, it's going to be one hell of an investment.
Ace Pace: you're gonna hve to sink in alot of initial cash? Whens the IPO though? at 18?
Ace Pace: before that its private stock
Petrosjko: Eighteen is the IPO, yes. Remember, these initial offerings are generally exclusive affairs. It's best to have a friend to get you in the door, then you can make your buy.
Ace Pace: heh
Ace Pace: I prefer investing in private stock, taking the IPO public myself
Petrosjko: That's generally a good plan, but it can be humiliating if nobody buys.
Ace Pace: heh. well, some people are venture capitalists and invest in many stocks at once and take them public together
Petrosjko: Yeah, but we generally don't think much of such tramps. They're good for a quick tumble, don't get me wrong, but you have to be careful because once they get their hooks in you, they'll take you for all you're worth.
Ace Pace: some of them get good P/E if you understand your stock contract is short
Petrosjko: Until they divide the stock, and the next thing you know you're stuck with a couple of extra shares that you never wanted.
Petrosjko: *points*
Ace Pace: pointing where? and you can allways sell those at a profit as diluted shares online
Petrosjko: Only until the SEC finds out, and the next thing you know you're in jail. And trust me, your venture capitalist friends will not be coming by to trade shares with you while you're in lockup.

[Josh]

pcm979: We should do something special for Christmas.
pcm979: And by 'special' I mean 'kill lots of people in an interesting and quite possibly amusing fashion.'
Petrosjko: ...that's the best idea for a Christmas party I've ever heard of.

[Josh]

And people say I'm an odd one.

Petrosjko: ...Allen, I really didn't need to know about your tastes in alternative entertainment.
dareksilver001: well, he wanted to know what to get me for christmas
Petrosjko: None of us need to know about this.
Petrosjko: That poor fucking duck.
dareksilver001: well, I don't want a rich fucking duck
dareksilver001: then it would get uppity, demanding I treat it to gormet food
dareksilver001: high dollar cheese and quackers
dareksilver001: peacock feather coats
dareksilver001: that's more than I'm willing to pay for a fucking duck.