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"Sounds good to me, doc. Let's do us some looting, hey?" he said, hooking the axe on its improvised harness across his back. "Everyone has their lists, grab the good stuff."
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It was rather boring work, really. Excepting the constant fear that someone -or thing- would shamble towards you with a moan, of course. Mike directed them with his rather fuzzy knowledge of hospitals, using his privelidged position as an excuse to nab a comfy swivel chair and peer through some records.

Something caught his eye.

"Oh, hell." He said.
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Petro ambled by, stuffing painkillers into his duffel bag. "What?"
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"Look at this." Mike turned a report to him. It was dated about a week prior to the outbreak, and detailed, in some boring length, the hospital's reasoning for shutting down an entire wing. Due to MRSA, it said.
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"What's MRSA?" he said. He produced a pack of chips he'd scavenged from the vending machine in the pediatric ward and handed them over.
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Mike looked at him like he'd sprouted horns. "I take it you didn't follow the news much?" He asked.
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"Humor me," he said irritably. "Or I won't bring you more chips."
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"Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus." Mike said obligingly. "Basically, it's resistant to everything, including the kitchen sink. Most common reason for deaths in-hospital nowadays."
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"And you're suspicious of a ward shutdown over this..." he said. "Think it's something else, like lurching dead?"
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"Look here. And here." Mike pointed to portions of the document that, to the untrained eye, were just as unintelligable as the rest.

"It doesn't follow the proper infection pattern. See how it's random for a month or so, only among the patients, then a sudden spike that hits the staff?" He pointed again, to more figures that could've meant anything as far as Petro was concerned.

"That doesn't work for MRSA. However, if you assume that the people coming in were infected with the Zombie bug, and this" he pointed at the spike, "was when it hit the local water supply, then it makes a lot more sense."
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"So there's a blocked-up ward full of them?" he said. "And we can't do anything beyond incinerating their asses but good?"
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"Yeah. But that's not what got to me. Don't you see? They've been covering this up for a month now, at least." He sat back, stunned.

"Until now, I'd pretty much convinced myself that it'd happened all at once, but..." He groaned. "They knew. They fucking knew."
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"So we'll hang 'em high once we get it all sorted out. Here, eat the fucking chips and let's finish cleaning this place out. Once we're done, we'll fucking torch the building or some shit."
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Mike took the pack of chips and crunched them noisily. "Thanks. Now, did you find any-" There was a clatter behind them.
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He whirled, axe sliding into his hand...
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As Ace tripped over a chair and slided on the floor, loosening an arms full of advance medical equiptment. "....Shit."

A few hours earlier

Ace decided to walk out, he was getting sick of being isolated and he needed to save some tools if he was going to survive, so he walked out with only his saw.

The hospital was deserted, with not even a whisper aside from some still functioning quiet alarms, not even a zombie in sight. The surgery department was empty, only hastily ransacked, with non of the advance tools actully taken....

Now...
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Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined

Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.

"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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"We're full of it." Mike confirmed cheerfully. "Freeman, Mike Freeman. And you are?"
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Ace struggled to his feet, that was going to leave a bruise. "Ace, Dr Ace Pace, former head of trauma center and top surgery doctor in the city. Not that means much nowdays.

What are you guys doing here?"
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Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.

"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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"Hello there," Petro said, lowering his axe.
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"Looting the place." Said Mike with a grin. "It's the in thing nowadays. And I have a feeling trauma surgeons'll be in demand soon. Right, Petro?" He swiveled his chair to face the older man.
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"We're stealing everything that isn't nailed down," he said cheerfully. "Want to join us in our fun little extra-legal journey? Lieutenant Petro Szuhonkobecker, formerly of the Malton Emergency Fire Service, at your service," he said with a cheery bow.
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"Sure, and I can help, was in charge here up to a few days ago. I acidently started the zombie uprising in the hospital with this." Ace raised the saw, "It cuts through anything."
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Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.

"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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He glanced at Mike. "In charge?"
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"We're overjoyed to have you and your saw on board. I don't suppose you heard any of what we were saying?" Mike drew the sheath of papers towards himself.
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Ace slowly shoke his head, actual human contact that wasn't trying to kill him was new. "Uh...no, why?"
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Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.

"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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