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#1 The system is down, yo.

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Yeah. As the title says, KoL is down. There's a bunch of threads up in the forums (http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/) where Jick apologizes profusely and explains the situation. Even once it's back up, there might still be some big problems involving trades, inventory from the mini-storage, and ascension skills and items.

Giving everyone a heads up, in case you start wondering what the heck is going on and why your items are screwy and why is Jick apologizing about "White Wednesday."
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Saved by my own extremely slow play-rate.
On the plus side, we'll probably get some nifty award or memorial item thingy out of it. :wink:
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*grumbles* Gonna lose a day's worth of activity, probably. Can't remember if I did all my adventuring within six hours of reset or not. And I'm this close to my first hardcore ascension for all my characters, too... I don't want to spend another day leveling the stupid familiars...

Best part is that whatever funny item we get will just be going into storage soon anyway. GRAAGH!
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Very good chance of everything in Hagnk's Storage reverting to Sept 6th. Lasko is boned. S/he had some nice things there. Or at least a lot of things. Just started my first ascension, too. Shucks.
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I can't even remember when I ascended. I only had one character with anything in storage, though.
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Hrm, I might wind up with a couple more Mr. Accessories and another Golden Mr. Accessory.
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Dalton wrote:Hrm, I might wind up with a couple more Mr. Accessories and another Golden Mr. Accessory.
I've lost at least one Stainless Steel item, and a few hundred thousand in items.

Bleargh. Getting enough for any of the special items? Very slow going like this.
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We could have a clan item-replacement fund for people who lost it all or want to replace something good that doesn't necessarily count as a rare. This would be aside from all the stuff stashed away in the Clan Stash.

Me? I'll just have to replace the 150 strawberry wines I'd just gotten for myself. (I thought I'd go for the leaderboards.) Oh well. It wasn't that expensive, and I can beat up penguins in the meantime.
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I lost everything I had in Hagnk's. Crap.
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Fortunantely, I seem to have escaped unscathed, plus a time stone and two sets of cola armor.

What exactly did you lose Dalton? Tertiary still has some clan funds left (I've already sent some to you Mayabird.)
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Urgh. I lost over a hundred and sixty adventures toward Ascension for my three mains. Not to mention some quick scores on necessary Barbed Wire Fences.

But otherwise unscathed.
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Pure Sabacc wrote:What exactly did you lose Dalton? Tertiary still has some clan funds left (I've already sent some to you Mayabird.)
Every item I had after I Ascended that I didn't take out of Hagnk's. I still have my six million meat though.
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My Ascending character lost everything in Hangks, which is annoying, but there wasn't anything nice enough to raise a big fuss about. Just a whole crapload of normal stuff, which *hopefully* I'll regain anyway on this run. Lost my tats also. Oh well...
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Did anybody lose a spooky hockey mask that they can't live without? I just found one in my beanbag chair (lucky me, huh?) and I can send it to someone who needs it.
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