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#1 Things a Leper would Say

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"Need a hand?"
"She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist."

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He's ahead by a nose.
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"I fall to pieces"

~Patsy Cline turns over in her grave~
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"Can I have that back now?"
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"I am laughing my ass off"
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"I'd lend you an ear...but the last person hasn't given it back yet"
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This belongs in our glorious new humor forum.
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Robert Walper wrote:This belongs in our glorious new humor forum.
~beholds the glory~

Sorry about that.

Thanks for the moveover.
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"if only i had a shoulder to cry on"
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Bratty wrote:
Robert Walper wrote:This belongs in our glorious new humor forum.
~beholds the glory~

Sorry about that.

Thanks for the moveover.
No point in having power unless one is willing to use it! :twisted:

On topic:

"If a leper gives you the finger, make sure it's not in your drink."
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Non Leper: Id give my left arm for a jelly donut.

Leper: Id give my left arm for ...my right arm!
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Don't you mean, "I'd give a jelly donut for my left arm!"?

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When the lepers went to a hockey game, there was a face off.

When the lepers went to the football game, there was a hand-off!

What do you call a bunch of lepers in a hot tub?

Soup!
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rofg...soup.. that's awesome

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Lindar wrote:rofg...soup.. that's awesome

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O.O YES. -sticks on lapel.-
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I'm typing my fingers off.
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Surlethe wrote:I'm typing my fingers off.
HA.
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Keep the tip.
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