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Okay, here's the thread for standard messages and notifications of clan activity.

Just dumped a whole raft of mixed drinks off in the stash. Look for the odd Spanish names.
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Line of Credit.

Here's the dea- Every player on our board list here gets a 20K line of credit, toward items, meatsmithed goods, you name it. I'll meatsmith anything for free if you provide the components, but if you want items or I have to buy the components, there's the cap. I'll keep track of the credit line by noting next to each member's name in the roster thread.

The way to replenish your line of credit is either via direct meat payment or via contributions of items, which will pay off at the market rate in the mall. I've got a store, and wherever possible I'm slightly undercutting the market rates in there.
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Addendum to line of credit- With regards to item sales on repayment, your account will be credited by the price I enter into the store at time of initial entry, so even if it drops down a bit to keep up with the market, you'll still get the market value at time of initial entry.

(I couldn't be arsed to keep track of such things otherwise- royal pain in the ass.)

PM me here at this board with your requests.
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Oh yeah, the store is 'Petro's Leftovers' for those who are wondering.
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Putting out a general call for jumping beans. I've temporarily got the market cornered on Jumping Bean Burritos and made a net profit of 300K on them last night. I don't know how long I can ride this particular wave, but right now nobody can afford to underbid me without taking a real hit.

(And then I'll just buy their inventory up and reprice to my more satisfying rates.)

I'll pay 4,000 meat per.

Side note- Chef-in-a-box explodes when overused. *chuckles*
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I got 1 unit of jumping beans. How can I give them over to you?
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Messeges - select whatever pretro's name is on there - select item-send item
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Which game is this for :?
SW galaxies?
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No. It is for Kingdom of loathing which is here

I didn't realise this was an open for all forum. hmm
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Dartzap wrote:No. It is for Kingdom of loathing which is here

I didn't realise this was an open for all forum. hmm
Sorry for busting in. :oops:

the forum is open for all,
guess it isnt marked as a usergrop only forum to keep us "darkstar's" (troll's)" out :wink:
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No No, not your fault.

i shall go and enquire with my fellow mods (wherever they are)
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I have three magic ice cubes for cocktailing, and I don't mix drinks. Who can make the special iced drinks, and what else should I provide to make my three special drinks?

PS If you've got cocoa eggshell fragments, I can cook them and make you a cocoa egg. It's a lot cheaper than buying 'em in the mall or the market. Or you could just grab the one I left in the clan stash. Whatever works.
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I can make any cocktail you need.

You can find the different cocktails and their ingredients here and their effects can be found here.
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I do believe I'll ditch out on the line of credit business, since there don't seem to be any takers. If somebody needs a loan, they can PM me.
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Well, if you're in the mall. I am only level four so I can't arrive just yet. I can't speak for the others though.
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Try as I might I still can't take things from the stash because I apparently can't spend more than 0 Karma
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Soontir948 wrote:Well, if you're in the mall. I am only level four so I can't arrive just yet. I can't speak for the others though.
Oh, I've got a store in the mall, but that's not what the line of credit was about... that was an in-clan thing where I'd float up to 20K in meat for those who needed a bit of extra cash, in exchange for items that I could resell at my store.

But I'm on the verge of ascending sometime this week anyway, and I'm pondering a hardcore run.

@SyntaxVorlon- Try PMing Straha on the matter. I think you have to be bumped to Padawan to start accessing the stash.
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Petrosjko wrote: But I'm on the verge of ascending sometime this week anyway, and I'm pondering a hardcore run.
So you're thinking of ascending ASAP?

I'm not sure I want to rush into it. I was thinking of perhaps hunting for items to sell and accumulating a lot of meat first.

Then again, I might not be able to beat the sorceress until I'm at a significantly higher level since I don't have any Mr. A's.
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Nah, I'm going to max out my level before ascending, and finish any side quests. Besides, you have to have four level twenty familiars to get through the quest, and that takes a bit of a while.

Also, Mr. A's are actually counterproductive against the Sorceress herself- she matches your stats, and if you're packing Mr A's, that's more hit points to whittle off of her.
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Okay, major dump of products at Petro's Leftovers, including several quest-related items (Thin Black Candles, etc.)

Cheapest prices in the mall, as of the time of dumping.
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Cleatus's shop-o-plenty is selling off everything (that it has) for 12 meat each. It's not all great stuff, and you can only get one a day, but the important thing is that it's cheap. And I have a star chart now.
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Mayabird wrote:Cleatus's shop-o-plenty is selling off everything (that it has) for 12 meat each. It's not all great stuff, and you can only get one a day, but the important thing is that it's cheap. And I have a star chart now.
Oh, that's the bastard that's distorting all the prices.

Oh well, most of my inventory is unloaded anyway.
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Oh, and if anybody else needs a Star Chart, I just dumped ten into the stash. I've got a whole boatload of the damned things.
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Today only: The store Vinmonopolet is having a sale, 25 meat each bottles of rum, tequila, and boxed wine (2 per person). I'm buying up stuff and sticking it in the clan stash.
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Well let me know what I can buy bulk on and I'll toss it on the clan stash. Just tossed my bottles of rum, tequila and boxed wine in the stash
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