It turns people's twits (I know they're properly known as tweets but I refuse to take Twitter seriously) into poetry.
http://poetweet.com.br/?lang=en
Kris' Twitter comes up funny.
Accurate enough
by KristenePerron, eh
More revisions, more catertainment!
In a way that hurts your core.
Than stare in awe and amazement.
A long time ago. But there's more
On all the Nelson Library action!
Like this almost melted my brain.
RUDOLPH! New/only Xmas tradition?
Wish I could be there (again).
Participant.
A female Dr., well, Capaldi = SWOON
It really can't. :)
*snort*
Be kittens in the writing cave!
About that time at the airport.
Add that
by KristenePerron, eh
Spirits to give as Xmas presents!
A podcast so I can listen later??
Talking about fecal transplants.
Honor Harrington as a character!
Guess. This was right before CES.
A house for really clean ghosts.
Think excellent adaption choices...
That all parents are masochists. ;)
You entertained with interesting...
This one was too good not to share!
A way anyone would find disturbing.
Agggghhh...Can't. Resist. Dare.
Is a Groundhog Day sort of thing,
Writing goals
by KristenePerron, eh
(I'm in a good mood, can you tell?)
Bin. Blue really is your colour
Wifi and I had to reboot. Well...
I mention is rather large-ish?
Yes, read them and despair.
The goal they hope to accomplish?
Not watch or care about football.
On all the Nelson Library action!
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#1 Poetweet
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#2 Re: Poetweet
I'm not sure if that's horrifying, or one of the signs that AI will take after Vogons first when they wake up.
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."
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I'm hoping there's actually somebody around here who follows Twitter who knows some good ones to feed to this thing. I don't even follow Kris' twitter, I can't stand the format of that place.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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I went to check, but unfortunately Rosette and Philae didn't have enough twits to make a poem. 
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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I have a hunch that @alquaeda is not legit.
Keith Alexander
by Al-Qaeda
Of his junk. Glad that's over.
To pay their membership dues.
Injuries (5%), cave fever (7%)
The Land of the Two Holy Mosques.
We start posting kitten pictures?
A 'spoof account'. Crusader lies!
Rigged it, he'd be the next Pres.
To some of his fishing stories.
& Hamid fail to make eye contact.
Gonna party like it's 1432 ...
Becomes a revolutionary act.
Service. $50 introductory offer.
To his arms, for the love of Allah?
On a date. Flowers are much safer.
Keith Alexander
by Al-Qaeda
Of his junk. Glad that's over.
To pay their membership dues.
Injuries (5%), cave fever (7%)
The Land of the Two Holy Mosques.
We start posting kitten pictures?
A 'spoof account'. Crusader lies!
Rigged it, he'd be the next Pres.
To some of his fishing stories.
& Hamid fail to make eye contact.
Gonna party like it's 1432 ...
Becomes a revolutionary act.
Service. $50 introductory offer.
To his arms, for the love of Allah?
On a date. Flowers are much safer.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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Random poem generators were able to do that in the early 90s at the latest so not impressed.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'