RPG Player Quotes

[Cynical Cat]

One of the group's two big Vampire players is back in town after missing the last two gaming sessions. Our Dark Heresy campaign has come to a natural breaking point. Everyone's summary for what their Vampire character has been doing over the time skip is due by start of the night. The only game book on the table is Vampire: The Masquerade, Revised Edition.

Me: So, it's pretty clear what game we'll be playing. [pause] D&D, 4th edition.

Steve: House ruled back to 3.5.

[Charon]

genhavoc: Oh. Dear. God.
genhavoc: You are all fucked in Transformers.
genhavoc: All of you
genhavoc: Do you know why?
IRWriter86: Why?
genhavoc: Because DS just asked me if I'd be willing to bring in a second character.
IRWriter86: ...
genhavoc: That's right.
IRWriter86: And now you'll actually have a human to interact with!
genhavoc: This is true!
genhavoc: Which of course means he's going to WANT to interact with you
genhavoc: REPENT, SINNER! THE DAY OF JUDGMENT IS AT HAND!
IRWriter86: Hehehe.
IRWriter86: I'm going to enjoy this.
genhavoc: ...
genhavoc: Uh oh
IRWriter86: Because Hunter is going to mention sex at some point in time.
genhavoc: WHY are you going to enjoy it?
genhavoc: ARE YOU PLOTTING EVIL?
IRWriter86: And I am always plotting evil.
genhavoc: Damnit! You are plotting evil!
genhavoc: Stop corrupting the child-bot!
IRWriter86: Hehehe.

[Cynical Cat]

Talking to my brother about the new KOTOR game we're starting table top:

"So, it's going to be a tough adjustment for some people. Chris is going to be deadly with a lightsaber, but can't be the same kind of dick he usually plays and still be a Jedi in good standing.

[yoda voice] "Dickishness leads to douchebaggery. Douchebaggery leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side."[/yoda voice]

[LadyTevar]

[23:03] agentfisherSDnet: Anyway...
[23:03] agentfisherSDnet: I'm now a femme bot.
[23:04] TevarTahalshia: YAY!
[23:04] agentfisherSDnet: Who will probably now have ot fight off the attention of all the 'bots.
[23:04] agentfisherSDnet: And dealing with Hornet who will probably bug her.
[23:05] TevarTahalshia: Heheheheheh
[23:05] TevarTahalshia: But you can have girl-talk with Stephanie.
[23:05] agentfisherSDnet: lol
[23:05] agentfisherSDnet: Girl talk. Between two characters play by guys.
[23:05] TevarTahalshia: That I will love... You and Cat

[Cynical Cat]

]ImperialFeline : That's fine. There temple is one of several places training new Jedi.

IRWriter86: So has he been left mainly to his own devices or have they gang-pressed him into some teaching?

ImperialFeline: You're too inexperienced to teach. You're just one of the more advanced students. You are supposed to help tutor/watch the younglings because of the shortage of teachers.

ImperialFeline: You're a Jedi grad student.

IRWriter86: Hahaha.

IRWriter86: So I get a TA job in Lightsaber studies?

ImperialFeline : My evil knows no limits.

[Cynical Cat]

Me and Havoc discussing TF

Havoc: You'll have to do better you cheap copy of Thundercracker.

Me: I'm a third rate Cyclonus knock off. Get it right.

Havoc: I abjectly apologize.

[Cynical Cat]

ImperialFeline (6:52:35 PM): Attachment, as the Jedi mean it, isn't what you think it is.
aiifharbinger (6:52:55 PM): elaborate?
ImperialFeline (6:53:44 PM): Let me explain by way of example. Obi-Wan doesn't have attachments.
ImperialFeline (6:54:15 PM): He loved Anakin, cared for Luke, cherished the Jedi Order. But he could deal with their loses in a rational way. He was not disbalanced by his ties and affections.
ImperialFeline (6:54:21 PM): Anakin was attached to Padme.
aiifharbinger (6:54:32 PM): ah
aiifharbinger (6:54:33 PM): I see
ImperialFeline (6:54:54 PM): attachment is when emotion clouds your judgement and moral sense.
ImperialFeline (6:54:59 PM): And makes you suck Sith cock.
aiifharbinger (6:55:05 PM): hehe
ImperialFeline (6:55:07 PM): and choke a bitch.

[Charon]

genhavoc: (And incidentally)
genhavoc: (Only you would suggest luring a Battleship after you so as to ambush it)

[B4UTRUST]

So when PC's blow up half a city it's bad, but when the GM does it it's urban renewal?

[Charon]

genhavoc
Hehe, probably, but I am strange about the characters I play

IRWriter86
Really?
I would have never guessed.
I mean. Truly, I am shocked.
The only way I could possibly be more shocked is if you said you wrote small novels for posts.

genhavoc
I hate you

[LadyTevar]

[22:17] genhavoc: The CONCEPT is the problem here, or should be. This is _the_ most powerful character I've ever made. This is a demi-god when upgraded appropriately. I do not see why everyone is so insistent that I make it moreso.
[22:17] tevartahalshia: .........................
[22:17] tevartahalshia: BWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHA

[LadyTevar]

[01:36] hotfootb5: Now, a green alien for her to have her way with
[01:36] tevartahalshia: what?!
[01:36] hotfootb5: Also, ripped shirts ahoy!
[01:36] hotfootb5: She's a Kirk, gotta live up to the legacy.

[Cynical Cat]

With regards to the limits of even badass characters to engage huge numbers of enemies:

If they have way more tanks than you have men, you might want to reconsider.

[Charon]

IRWriter86: The Ogres haven't really had any large scale wars.
genhavoc: Two ogres getting into a drunken brawl is a sufficiently large scale war, I'd say
IRWriter86: Oh, well. If you're counting those...
IRWriter86: Then we are in a constant state of war.
genhavoc: That's sort of what I'd assume
genhavoc: By the way: Rule 1 for Romans going to Ogreland:
genhavoc: "Do not get into drinking contests"
genhavoc: Rule 2: "Seriously, do not get into drinking contests. This is not a goddamn dinner party at the Domus Publicae"
IRWriter86: Hahaha.
IRWriter86: Exactly.
genhavoc: Rule 3: "It is suprisingly socially acceptable to simply beat the shit out of anyone who insults you."
genhavoc: Rule 4: "Bear in mind however that the person who did so is an ogre"
IRWriter86: I love my country...
genhavoc: Rule 5: "When in doubt, complement the other guy's weapons."
genhavoc: Rule 6: "His wife is a weapon."
IRWriter86: Rule 7: "Sometimes he is his wife's weapon".
genhavoc: Rule 8: "In such cases, run."

[Cynical Cat]

Hotfoot: It's like I told frigid: it's Good Cop, Bad Cop, and Marcao.

[General Havoc]

IRWriter86: Most troubling.
I think Hizir might have to try to take advantage of this situation, win some brownie points for himself among the fleet, and maybe take over a fleet.
me: How exactly does he plan to do that?
IRWriter86: I'm... still working on that.
At the very least, he is going to have to take actions to win himself some more brownie points. Even though he does hate Cardassians.
me: How?
IRWriter86: We will see how things evolve.
Too many variables to come up with a set plan.
me: What is the objective then?
IRWriter86: Get in the good graces of the fleet. If I can win an Orion fleet without too much bloodshed, that too.
me: That will take quite a plan
IRWriter86: I'm good with plans.
me: Really?
IRWriter86: Ok, I'm good at making things up as I go along.
me: Your plan is usually "Fly headlong into an insanely powerful enemy while screaming"

[Charon]

hotfootb: okay, sounds good
Nova Cannon, Torpedoes, or Lance on the prow?
IRWriter86: What sort of horrible things does a Nova Cannon do?
hotfootb5: oh man
hotfoot5: oh god
hotfoot5: oh man
IRWriter86: Sounds good.
hotfoot5: cool

[LadyTevar]

[00:39] steeleffigy: oho
[00:40] steeleffigy: nice
[00:40] steeleffigy: shimmer really is the best fit for intelligence officer
[00:40] tevartahalshia: really?
[00:40] tevartahalshia: I'm pulling shit out of my ass....
[00:41] steeleffigy: it works :)
[00:41] steeleffigy: just go with it
[00:41] tevartahalshia: Basing it off all the movies I've watched, off NCIS (Zeva!), and just what I can recall of tech-talk
[00:41] steeleffigy: that's enough of a baseline
[00:42] steeleffigy: watching burn notice may help again to show how spies can interact with others in field - other shows can show other aspects
[00:42] tevartahalshia: Outside of Soundwave, there's not much intel work
[00:42] tevartahalshia: Oooo... yes, must watch more BurnNotice.

[White Haven]

Rogue Trader GM, to me.

Is it a bad thing that I have to figure out the Eldar equivalent to the Hague to continue this campaign?

[Cynical Cat]

aiifharbinger
1st level: When angry kittens can kill you
In fact... an angry cat can kill the average first level wizard in 1 round...
it is sad
imperialfeline
Should try throwing kittens at kobolds. A basket full of kittens as 1st level purchase.
aiifharbinger
...
Go for the eyes Mittens, go for the EYES!!!
imperialfeline
it makes perfect sense.
aiifharbinger
I should crack open the books and see what ferrets dropped down someone's pants can do

imperialfeline
Min 1hp of damage, multiple attacks, good (by low level standards) AC, easily transported, cheap . . .
aiifharbinger
Yeah... you just have to carry the basket with you. And they can even get your character laid
aiifharbinger
they are a high utility item

[General Havoc]

You dont get called The Impaler by collecting bottle caps.

[JimmyTheCannon]

For Nit and Tev...

Drk Zion: Is it fate we encounter each other during the periods of your life where you don't expect to ever see me? I don't think it is."
Officer Andrews: "I never expect to see you, Zion, because I'm an optimist and like to think I'm going to have a good day."

[LadyTevar]

For Nit and Tev...

Drk Zion: Is it fate we encounter each other during the periods of your life where you don't expect to ever see me? I don't think it is."
Officer Andrews: "I never expect to see you, Zion, because I'm an optimist and like to think I'm going to have a good day."

I'm glad Zion never found LibArc. He and Cyncat would have a duel to the death over Whose The Biggest Asshole

[Hotfoot]

"The King of Fereldan is a bastard, yes? But now he is King."
"Yes, well, it helps that all of the competition came down with a case of the dead."
"And now we are beginning to understand each other, yes?"

Havoc to Frigid in the Dragon Age game.

[Cynical Cat]

General Havoc: "Oh god, the Giovanni. There's a guy in our group who is playing Giovanni. I want to kill him."

rhoenix: "Then he's doing it right."