Star Trek: Death of the Federation

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:53 pm

But I already flog them. Should I just flog them more?

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:32 pm

frigidmagi wrote:Clearly our sensor techs need motivation. Let the floggings commence!

And people give Klingons shit for being a bunch of anachronistic barbarians. Step into the 24th Century man. Agonizers and agonizer booths.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:53 pm

Empyrean Roll:

Discarding lowest

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:41 pm

...Okay, those? Those are some funny rolls. Bracketing the spectrum, eh?

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 12:40 am

What can I say? Sometimes you don't want to reverse the polarity.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 3:51 am

But I already flog them. Should I just flog them more?

Ladies and Gentlemen this is the Captain, the beatings will continue until Morale improves!

And people give Klingons shit for being a bunch of anachronistic barbarians. Step into the 24th Century man. Agonizers and agonizer booths.

Crazy Klin, don't you know the best results are from hands on work and experience?

Sidenote

Hizir snorted. "If they can't detect a group of 60 contacts they don't deserve our help. Let me know if you get anything else."

Keep it up Pirate and you'll met the Chain of Command face first.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:19 am

Crazy Klin, don't you know the best results are from hands on work and experience?

First it's Klingon. The klin is the warrior spirit/principle, as in the phrase "the klin lives in that one." Yeah our word for our people is those that possess the klin or, to put in the vulgar English vernacular, our name for ourselves is "badass." And that is how it should be.

And what makes you think there's nothing hands on about agonizers and agonizer booths? Both of them rely on a Klingon operator. Science + Klingon =MORE AWESOME.

Of course Hotfoot can just download episodes of the Jersey Shore into the minds of his troublesome crew.

General Havoc · Post by **General Havoc** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:05 am

Cynical Cat wrote:Of course Hotfoot can just download episodes of the Jersey Shore into the minds of his troublesome crew.

Suddenly the Borg seem like the merciful option.

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:33 am

General Havoc wrote:
Cynical Cat wrote:Of course Hotfoot can just download episodes of the Jersey Shore into the minds of his troublesome crew.
Suddenly the Borg seem like the merciful option.

Oh man, the Borg have assimilated Earth right? That means they assimilated Jersey Shore.

Frigidmagi wrote:Keep it up Pirate and you'll met the Chain of Command face first.

What? It's true. If you can't detect 60 contacts, even in the Badlands, you're pretty pathetic. Besides, with all these Federation ships around someone else is bound to tell everybody else at least three times.

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:10 am

Hey Frigid, I sent you two sets of coordinates, and there should be a ten following the mark

:)

General Havoc · Post by **General Havoc** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:02 pm

CT, I mentioned in the post that the mystery fleet has both shields and weapons already charged. It's a very common precaution in unsettled times. Moreover, I don't know what the purpose of this "without organic reaction time" pre-programming stuff is, but I would advise against relying upon it overmuch.

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:06 am

General Havoc wrote:CT, I mentioned in the post that the mystery fleet has both shields and weapons already charged. It's a very common precaution in unsettled times. Moreover, I don't know what the purpose of this "without organic reaction time" pre-programming stuff is, but I would advise against relying upon it overmuch.

Ah. Sorry, forgot certain details while thinking of others. I can edit the post to convey the same general principle, without violating continuity if you wish.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:13 am

Ben when I say over the comm defensive posture, you raise your bloody shields and go to yellow alert at the very least.

General Havoc · Post by **General Havoc** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:43 am

Another factor that I think some people might have missed.

Merely entering the Badlands with your shields down is tantamount to suicide. You are sitting in the middle of a raging plasma storm. Without shields, you risk having your ship incinerated, your crew cooked alive, or any one of a thousand other terrible fates. Shields are not a luxury in the Badlands.

Marcao · Post by **Marcao** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:27 pm

I apologize for the delays. I will be posting tonight.

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:50 pm

Magi, I'm going to put this simply.

If you go over to his ship I am leaving you here to die.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:53 pm

Man talk about a lack of faith Charon.

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:54 pm

On the other hand, I can think of a few ways to put a large hole lengthwise through that fleet tender.

Just saying.

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:06 pm

Wouldn't even be in this situation if you didn't get all Federation on us.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:26 pm

Get Federation? That would imply Captain Anderson had at some point not been Federation.

Also there's the post you paranoid backstabbing pirate.

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:01 am

Marcao · Post by **Marcao** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:20 am

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:19 pm

I'm sick for two days, and what do you boys get into?

White Haven · Post by **White Haven** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:39 pm

DO SOMETHING, Tev! The Vulcan just cracked a joke!

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:51 pm

Hey I'm trying to sweet talk a pirate fleet here.

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