STGOD: The Pheonix Wars (Chapter I)

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*The forth planet*

The Dalek Supreme floated across the landscape

‘Begin creating a production facility, and a cloning chamber, we must grow strong’

‘I obey’

The Supreme Dalek faced the valley before it, and watched, as below 500 DalekÂ’s swarmed like angry bees

'we will prepare, we will grow stronger, when the time is right, we shall strike out and extermiante all opposition, we will become the ultimate beings in the universe!!!!!!!'
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The holographic projector somehow adhered itself to the commissar's pants. Suddenly, in the middle of battle, with fire and death raining all about, a hologram appeared between his legs.

"EEEEEK!"

Petrosjko slams his plasma pistol's butt down, seeking to destroy the hologram.

With predictable results.

"Lord Detritus here, On behalf of the Trollish imperuim, I request a truce, which I would like to hold for some three of your three day cycles"

"... Really Commisar, is such langauge really required.. you have also got your drink all over the system lord as well.. i'm sure the stains will wash out of the gold thread.."

"It is my Job to ensure the survival of the Trollish people, I know you wll have noticed what we have done with the 4th planet, but that is just so we can grow some fine wine for the Officers, as you know, they need to keep their morale up"

"Detritus out"


"The Commissar is down! He's down!"

High-pitched, squeaky voice.

"No, I'm fine, really... Uh, guys... let's teleport out real quick... if I'm wrong, we can always come back."

FLASH.

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Petrosjko reappears at the bar, just in time for the tab to arrive.

"Shit."

He reaches down between his legs and pulls the offending hologram projector free.

"Uh... message from Lord Deeter."

He taps it a few times, until it replays.
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Aboard the A'millian flagship, still over A'millian Prime...

"Put me on fleetwide."

"Done, sir."

This fleet now has mostly human crews, unlike the first Destructionator fleet which was all androids.

"Brave warriors of the Empire, I salute your courage in being willing to take up this battle so far away. We face fearsome foes with great power, but we always will have one thing on our side - we are doing the right thing. We fight not for territory, we fight not for money. We fight for our homeworlds. And we fight for our peoples. And with such righteous causes, we shall always be victorious. Even though some of us may not return from this mission, we know our homes shall survive, and our honour will survive and always shall. We fight with our might and we fight with our honour. For the homeworld!"

The men erupt in a cheer and the fleetwide channel is closed.

"Engage."

The ships all to to warp in an amazing display of rainbow lights.


A short time later...

The starships take one last look at their home galaxy before going throught the intergalatic jump gate. A huge burst of subspace energy can be read on both sides of the gate as the fleet passes through. There will be no doubt that the enemy in the other galaxy will be able to pinpoint the terminous of this gate in that galaxy. But that mattered not.

On the other side...

The A'millian fleet arrives just minutes later in an explosion of subspace energy. Around them they now see space littered in automatic weapons emplacements. An A'millian energy facility is in close orbit around the sun, absorbing solar energy and focusing it into small packages that can be used by starships while away. A grand space station is orbiting around a near by planet. Docked at this station, there are the damaged Destructionator ships being frantically repared by men in space suits and astro droids. Dozens of capital ships are on patrol in around the planet, receiving telementry from the dozens of sensor grids deployed around the border.

On the planet, there are even more facilities, including a full planetary shield array and planetary weapons emplacements.

This is a full starbase, now with nearly 6 full sector fleets. Lord Adam is now sure that this system is the biggest concentration of military might in the galaxy at this time. And he intends to use this might.

But first, he must make alliances and extend gratitude to those who helped his warriors. He takes his flagship, the fastest ship in the fleet, and sets a course for Trollish space alone, looking to speak with their leader on a fully diplomatic mission.
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In the heart of the Borg Unicomplex, the final phases of Lord Walper's artificial body was underway. The Borg Queen's body lay upon the floor, it's head cut open, the cybernetic brain missing. It was now being lowered into the cranium of the newly created artificial body. Laser scaples sealed the skull.

Slowly, Lord Walper's eyes opened. He stepped out of the specially created chamber, taking in his new body. He nodded.

"Perfection."

Gesturing with his hands, two lightaber hilts on the far workstation flew to his palms, landing neatly. He attached them to his waist. Lord Walper breathed deeply, feeling the enormous level of midichlorians in his blood stream. Over sixty thousand...three times the amount of the legendary chosen one. More had been possibly, but this level was all he needed. Any extra would've been inefficient. He chuckled at the irony of that train of thought.

"Move Cube 3114 to Grid 101."

The primary viewer in the control center showed a massive cube move into view. Twenty eight cubic kilometers in volume, in excess of three kilometers on any axis, the vessel is a monster in size. And the Borg Collective had fleets of them.

"I am the Collective now." Walper stated. A normal Jedi or Sith reached out with the Force, tapping it's energy to perform the feats associated with Force users. But Lord Walper now looked within, sensing the trillions of drones under his command. Living as one, breathing as one. Functioning as a single entity, each drone with a tiny hint of the Force in it. But on the whole, it was a source of virtually unlimited power.

Lord Walper eyed the main display screen. Cube 3114 loomed. Stretching out his open hand, he slowly closed his fist. As he did so, the cube crumpled like tin foil. Once his fist had closed, the cube had been reduced to a crushed wreck a mere few dozen meters in volume. He held his fist closed for a moment, and then released his grip with the Force. The huge amount of metal and material that had composed the once intact cube, now freed from the invisible pressure of the Force, exploded outwards forming a impressive debris field.

Lord Walper tilted back his head, laughing.

"UNLIMITED POWER!!!"
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"My Lord Detritus, the people we helped earlier have arrived near by, i have taken the liberty of sending them the location of our base"

"Well cone Commander! prepare the diplomacy Astroid, I don;t want them thinking we are savages.. Well, not much anyway"

"Of course my Lord, these preperations are already underway"
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On the Trollish border..

Semmingly out of nowhere, an A'millian warship appears.

"We have secured from hyperspace, sir."

"Ask them where they would like us to go for this discussion."

"Transmission away, sir."

Shortly, a Trollish ship flys next to the A'millian ship and begins escorting it to an asteroid.

Lord Adam and Destructionator XIII beam down to the asteroid and await their hosts instructions.
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*inside the great Diplomacy Astroid, Water runs freely, and a table is set up in the middle of an grassy meadow, to the side of the entrance two Daleks stand guard, ever ready for Trouble and the oppertunity to 'Exterminate'

"Ah Lord Adam, so nice to meet you at last! Please! Sit down, we have wine here that you may enjoy"

"So, Lord Adam, what news do you bring?"
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"My good sir, on behalf of my people I would like to thank you for your assistance in our time of need. Our enemys are powerful and numerous, and for this reason, it is my belief that we should continue working together to destroy these vile fiends. I now have an impressive fleet in this galaxy and a full, heavily defended base. When combined with your valient forces, we can take the offensive and turn the tides of this war."

"As part of this alliance, our forces will help the others in time of need, and I will provide you with any of our technology and intellegence that you desire. Additionaly, I will leave my chief android, Destructionator XIII here with you to act as ambassador and liasion between our forces."

"Whay say you, my lord, to this proposal?"
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"I think, Lord Adam, that it is a most generous offer, I hereby accept it on the behalf of the Trollish Imperuim, and i also welcome Destructionator XIII to the Trollish home as well, Most Excellent i do think!"

"By the way, there thingshere.. which you may think are oversized pepper pots, are anouther alliy of Mine, they are from the Dalek Empire, recently arrived here as well, I'm sure they will assist you in anything that you may require help with"
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"Then you are now friends of my people. And the friend of my friend is also my friend. I welcome the Daleks to our grand alliance. Now we must speak of intellegence and strategy for this war."
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"Yes indeed, please, I shall go and get a holoboard to display infomation, i shall be back shortly"

OOC: I've got to go now (sorry) So, we shall have continue tommrow Adios amigos!
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From a viewscreen located on the councle table a picture of the Supreme Dalek appeard

'we welcome the acceptance to the grand alliance, we will assist in the extermiantion of all who stand in our way, take these two Daleks with you they will act as personal body gaurds to you'

with that the screen faded to blackness

The Daleks by the entrance moved forward, 'we await your instructions'
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*a holoboard appears activates, showing various streams of data*

“As you can see, in our most recent battles, we have lost a fair few ship, especially when we were skirmishing with the GoaÂ’uld Mother ship, Daedelus, however, we have “acquiredÂâ€Â
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*The death star. Ra and Galadriel are planning their next move. Well, at least she is.*

I have been meditating on our last encounter with the trolls.

You have?

Yes. The enemy took us unawares with a type of cloaked bomb. Our ship received damage from that attack, even with the Borg enhancements. We must consider a way to locate these bombs before they do more damage.

Indeed. But how do you-

*Ra was interrupted by a female Imperial massaging his shoulders.*

We have a way to detect cloaked ships. That's easy. Just tell Darth Kreshna you want Crystal Graviton Trap sensors. All of his ships carry them.

*Ra turns around, actually smiling at the officer.*

I will do that, Lieutenant. You have our gratitude.

I would say firepower is a problem, though. Even your enhanced ships carry inferior weapons to a small Imperial ship, no offense intended.

Wisdom is not an offense, young mortal. Yea, a plan hath dawned on me. If we can speak with Darth Kreshna, we may yet be able to negotiate the acquisition of small Imperial warships for defending our lines. The World Devastators could produce them in hours.

You truly possess great wisdom, m'lady. Let us go at once.

*And at that, Ra, Galadriel, and Lieutenant Kraaf of the Imperial Starfleet walked over to the Inquisitor's location.*
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*Aboard Ruby's Pride*


Admiral Flint is annoyed, he has looked at all of his new ships, and he see's that they will be of a great use to them when in battle.. but that was only because they had the advantage of the cloaking devices. What they needed really, really needed was something they required no tricks, no magic, no monstrously sized battle stations. they needed something simple.. What they needed was the technology to stand up to the enemy motherships, at the moment, all the Trollish forces has in this sector was tbe Missile destroyer under his command, and Lord Detritus' Earthquake class battleship. they needed more Capital ships, this was true. Size did seem to be important for the others. He had been wondering if some of them were a sort of compensation for something...

He shrugged the thoughts away, he would have to find a soloution soon.
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*Ra walks up to a conference table, looking grim as usual. Contrasting this is Galadriel, who is wearing that bright smile only she can perfect. Lieutenant Kraal straightens her uniform, and takes a seat amongst other stern-faced Imperial officers.*

To start this conference, I review the occurences of our battle with the Trollish fleet. As you know, the enemy posesses cloaking technology, and was able to damage my command ship. As I was occupied with the boarding action, I turn this over to Lady Galadriel.

With the enemy obviously posessing this technology, it will be up to Imperial forces to detect further cloaked attacks. However, there is another option you may consider.

*An admiral looked up mockingly.*

A trade? You have nothing we require, she-Elf.

Nothing at all? All we ask are several starships to increase our firepower.

We wouldn't loan you an old Acclamator. We have no reason to.

Not even if I was able to give you... a monetary exchange?

Not likely.

Then I will offer something else. The enemy is preparing to renew their attack. While you have revelled, new enemies hath arrived from outside the system. They seek to destroy you, and the Goa'uld/Eldar alliance cannot hold them back. Unless you want to fight this alone, then it would be wise of you to provide assistance.

*Galadriel's words held far more power than the Supreme System Lord's. Her glowing face and her unseen power held an influence over the Imperials, regardless of their gender. She then looked into the admiral's eyes, and concentrated into his mind.*

The Daleks have arrived. You cannot sit idly by as they conquer this system. With their arrival, the enemy hath the ability to crush this alliance. Tell your lord. Not only must my forces be bolstered, but those of Darth Kreshna's fleet as well. Eclipse...

*The admiral shifted in his seat, and cleared his throat.*

Upon reconsidering, we will equip the Goa'uld with CGT sensors at once. In addition, their weaponry will also recieve tibanna gas enhancements. I will ask Darth Kreshna for the loaning of upgraded Venator-II class ships to Ra as support vessels. For our own forces, construction of Eclipse and Sovereign-class vessels will commence at once. Dismissed.

*Several other admirals gave the fleet admiral odd looks, but departed anyway.*

What did you do? Ra whispered.

*smiles* It is best not to discuss such things.
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*The Ruby's Pride Orbiting the 4th Planet, a shuttle has arrived from General Fiddyment's Slab's Passion*

"General Fiddyment, what can i do for you?"

"Admiral, i know that you have been looking for a soloution to our need for capital ships.. well, i think i may have a soloution."

"Really?

"Yes Sir, as ou know i have only just recently arrived, and what i saw was intreiging, most pf our forces seem to be made up by Battle Barges, Frigates, and the few Capital ships that you arrived with, since the destruction of the Fist of Iron we have had to keep the bigger ships back from action, in case of an Enemy offensive"

"Yes Yes, I know all of this.."

"Well sir, I have looked at our fleet resources, and various technolagies we have, and then i looked at where we are currently based from"

"The astroid belt? what of it"

"Well sir, we have not used it to its full capacity as a tool of war, we have yet to it use to make ships of decent size and strength"

"What are you suggesting? getting an astroid, sculpting it.installing large numbers of Torpedo launchers, Sheids, Turbo Cannon emplacments..."

"Exactly that My Lord"

"By the powers of Cropolith! I think this may work..I shall have to wait for Lord Detritus to finish with his meting with our new allie, but i am sure he will be pleased!"

"Thank you Sir"

"And, of couse i shall make sure he knows it was you who thought of it"

The Troll General looked shocked, he di not expect this kind of responce from the Admiral of the Trollish Fleet

"Again, thank you sir"

"You may leave.."

Well, he thought, that was an intresting idea.. he would have find a way to make the astroid impregnable, and a bit more uniform in shape.. or maybe not.. use the element of surprise..hmm...
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Lord Walper activates his personal transmittor:

To: Ra, Kreshna

There has been a recent devolopment in the Borg Collective. I've replaced the Collective will with mine own. However, our alliances are still in effect, and shall continue to be so unless otherwise stated by yourselves. I'm currently regrouping all Borg forces into my territory in preparation for plotting stradegy and tactics against the enemies of our alliance. Your counsel and feedback I'll be willing to consider.


Switching off his transmittor, Lord Walper re activated his two red lightsabers. Swift, fluid movements blocked incoming green beams of energy from floating attack drones. While absolutely confident in his skills and enormous powers at his command, he still felt the need to become fully accustomed to his enhanced Borgified body. It's strength, speed and durability was far beyond any typical drone's, and most certainly far beyond his original one.
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Petrosjko lay back in his chair, hands clasped behind his head, staring at the ceiling.

"There sits the greatest strategic mind since Warmaster Striden, Brother Sergeant. I wonder what brilliant strategems he is devising for the defeat of our foes?

That Imperial masseuse was pretty cute. I wonder if she's seeing anybody...

"When I was a novice Battle Brother, the Commissar joined us as our Guard Liaison, and he has been virtually a part of this chapter ever since. And every time he goes into one of these meditations, great victories follow.

That Galadrial gal was pretty cute too, but that Legolas gal was even hotter... of course, I'd have to ditch the big palookas if I'm going to snag a date with an eldar... elf, whatever.

"I wonder who we will be facing next? More xenos? Foul, degenerate mutant scum? Heretics, even?

Ah hell, he's getting that look in his eye. If we don't kill something by the end of the day, I'll hear about it for the rest of the week.

Petrosjko sat up suddenly.

"Have you finished your deliberations, Lord Commissar?"

"Yeah, I have. Let's go kick some ass."

"Whose ass, commissar?"

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*While meditating, Galadriel senses Petro's comments. She reaches into his mind.*

Do not bother, Commissar. For I am happily married. Ra leaned that lesson quite early on in our alliance.

*Places image of Lord Celeborn drop-kicking Ra for good measure.*

What are you doing?

Nothing. Why dost thou ask?

No reason. Anyway, how is our deal with the Imperials going?

Nothing has happened yet. However, we are recieving new tidings from the Borg. They are preparing for resumed operations under a new leader.

Very good. *eyes flash*

[Aside: Petro, don't you mean Arwen? Legolas wasn't a gal. Although he was handsome.]
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Petrosjko froze for a moment, the plasma pistol he had been performing the Rite of Loading on forgotten in his hand.

Well damn. Got a sister?

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*The Way of Clay General Igneous's flag ships, the four hundred meter long Battle Barge was currently stationry with the rest of his fleet.

His fleet had been kept at the border for some 2 hours now, while everyones identification was being ran through with HQ, he was looking at recent enemy deployments, and was trying to figure out what they all meant.

From his observations, the Imperial Fleet and their Goa'uld allies were currently situated around Earth, he knew that at the moment, his fleet would be unable to fight them, although they had very few ships, they made up for it by being Big and most of all Powerful. He had to wonder how they would manage this..

He looked at the reports that were coming in from various Troll fleets.. Hmm, new allies eh? Good very good, so it was four vs three now.. slightly more even than what he had heared of beofre departing from Home.

"General everyone has been cleared to enter orbit around HQ"

"Thank you Captain, I'll be in my room until we are there, i expect that Lord Detritus will want to meet me soon, prepare a shuttle for when we arrive."

"Of course Sir, i shall do so immdeitley"

"Good"

The Way of Clay approached the astroid, from the side of the ship, a small Meteor class shuttle departs hurrying towards one of the hanger bays in the Command Headquaters*
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*Ra watches as an Eclipse-class star destroyer departs the giant maw of a World Devastator. In the distance, a "young" devastator pumps out upgraded Ha'taks, each with tibanna-enhanced weaponry, effectively tripling their firepower. Meanwhile, a huge Borg cube looms over the third planet, as the Borg's new "voice" had arrived.*

Our fleet size has more than doubled. In addition, our mothership's new upgrades are complete. We are ready for anything the Daleks throw at us.

While you have focused on fleet upgrades, I have been upgrading your infantry. We are now in full production of ELF Troopers, and the Kull Warriors have completely replaced Jaffa in your army. The Jaffa have been relegated to Naquada-mining duty.

Excellent! I always hated those incompetent Jaffa. Mining is the only task they are suited for.

The Kulls have been given the tibanna gas upgrade as well, upon my request. Nonetheless, they now number in the high millions. An army grander than even Morgoth could manage.

Morgoth?

It's a long story. Literally.

[@Petro: Galadriel had no sister, only several brothers, most of whom died fighting Morgoth.]
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Petrosjko sighed and finished blessing his sacred plasma pistol, invoking the sacred rite of Hitting Your Target and Burning His Ass to a Crisp.

Oh well, there was still that Legolas babe, and the Imperial Masseuse. He holstered his plasma pistol, and gave his chainsword a test-triggering. The ceramite teeth blurred into high-speed revolutions, giving off a pleasing hum.

"Brother Captain, we are Condition Ready to Rock and Roll."
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Ra wrote:*Ra watches as an Eclipse-class star destroyer departs the giant maw of a World Devastator. In the distance, a "young" devastator pumps out upgraded Ha'taks, each with tibanna-enhanced weaponry, effectively tripling their firepower. Meanwhile, a huge Borg cube looms over the third planet, as the Borg's new "voice" had arrived.*
Greetings, Ra. I decided to come over see some of these amassed fleets of yours. They will do nicely in inspiring fear in the hearts of our enemies. However, I'd like to give you a demostration of what other terrors we'll have at our disposal...

Walper's hand gestures towards one of Ra's heaviest battleships. It's engines die out, all systems shutting down. The ship is rendered a vulnerable hulk to any attack. But the state only lasts a moment; Walper's hand slowly lowers to his side.

A minor demostration of course. But I now have the Force power to easily crush virtually any ship yet encountered into a floating hulk of debris. I look forward to our first engagement of the enemy together.

Walper smiles coolly.
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