Ok, let's start this off right. I actually got this from CT's Facebook page - but when I finally saw it, I couldn't stop laughing for at least a minute.
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"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."
- William Gibson
- William Gibson
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"I'm going to tie you to the radiator and grape you!" 
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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"That's what he does! He grapes people! In the mouth!"
"Look at her! She's totally asking for it."
"She's asking for it? Are you listening to yourself?!"
"She's totally asking to be graped! Just look at what she's wearing."
"Look at her! She's totally asking for it."
"She's asking for it? Are you listening to yourself?!"
"She's totally asking to be graped! Just look at what she's wearing."
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Oldie but a goldie.
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"I heard what you said!"Brother-Captain Gaius wrote:
Oldie but a goldie.
The lady just kinda...wilts. That was just painfully funny.
Alright. For my next two entries...
1. "You're being shagged...by a rare parrot!"
2. "I have genital herpes."
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes."
- William Gibson
- William Gibson
Josh wrote:What? There's nothing weird about having a pet housefly. He smuggles cigarettes for me.