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Translation:

State in the middle east, job openings:
President
Prime Minister
Minister of Defense
Minister of Justice
Chief of Staff
Head of police

experiance not required. good conditions.

I apply. Is personal harem being a part of standard facilities?

With our president?
Yes.

Can one be a hirl and fulfill the want ads necessaries?

*ponders* it can't be all that bad can it?

*snorts*

You'd probably do a better job than the current crop, Lindar. At least as President. As for military....

Well, Lindarium-powered tanks could flatten Lebanon, no? :P

I have just the ticket here.

Prime Minster: Petro.
Minster of Defense: Frigidmagi
Minster of Justice: Cyanical Cat
Chief of Staff: Nitram
Head of Police: Batman

Come on! What could go wrong? I got Fucking Batman running the police!

You know, I'd actully give Petro the job of President, he can hold the country together.

Actully, I'd give Lindar the presidency.

You can either have Lindar as president or me as chief of police, otherwise pandaemonium ensues. I mean look what happened the LAST time a supervillain was president and I had no official capacity back then.
Besides what with people worrying about loose cannon politicos do you really want one who turns into a ballistic missile upon sugar consumption?
I think frigid's scheme could work, though.

...You fail to google israel President.

Hint: The Israeli president does a function similar to the UK monarchy. I.E look good(when he's not accused of rape), provide speachs when the nation is in crises(when he's not accused of harrasing girls 15 years ago) and be generally a model citizen(when he's not raping women).

Like I'm going to fact-check over something silly like that.
Still, I doubt you'd want Lindar even for a figurehead but hey it's your country.
Hell being laughed about instead of vilified by the entire world would make for a nice change of atmosphere...

Batman let's be honest. I would be running the military and taking my marching orders from Petro. We're both bastards, the world is gonna hate us. But we'll win or die (me and Petro not Israel) trying.

I think Linny should be president and I'll be her chief of staff


It would work I'm tellin ya.

I was commenting on an Israel with Lindar as president, actually.

Still works, though (I misread Petro as Prez instead of PM).
Lin distracts the world by going 'WHEEE! Shinies!' at the press conferences
while you and Petro play Bun-Bun to her Kiki and conquer as much of the middle east as you can (just keep her out of the HQ 'What does this button do?' could have disastrous consequences).
If you die I'm sure I have a Lazarus Pit stashed around somewhere.
I couldn't care less who's minister of Justice is because most of the time I'll short-circuit the law anyway (hell depending how he twists the law I might not even HAVE to anymore. Bugger. Being legit takes the fun out of being a vigilante, kinda.)
Nit as CoS should work. Not that I have any real idea about what the guy does but I'm sure a BM is more than up to it.

Rukia wrote:I think Linny should be president and I'll be her chief of staff
It would work I'm tellin ya.

That's an interesting definition of 'work' you got there.
Now instead of plotting to just unseat the sitting (poinging?) President, ON TOP OF THAT I'm labouring to lock the Chief of Staff up in a mental institution. Yeah that's a stable situation.

Come give me complete command of a 1st world military. What could possibly go wrong?

frigidmagi wrote:Come give me complete command of a 1st world military. What could possibly go wrong?

Nothing I couldn't fix.