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Imagine that for whatever reason Bruce Banner (The Hulk; movie version) ends up at Helms Deep (Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers). Naturally, he gets really angry at the massive Orc army attacking the human fortress (before the wall is breached), and charges into the horde in his full Hulk rage.

How well does the super hero do?

which movie? the one recently, or the one from the 80's?

If its the eighties.. well.. I expect the Orcs need some new rations after such a long march..

Not sure of the new one, havent seen it.

I never saw the new movie, but IIRC, he was so strong he threw an M-60 tank, so the Uruk-Hai would probably end up on the wrong end of a HULK-SMASH.
- Ra

Yes, hes strong,but hes one man(hulk, whatever), soon enough archers will fill him with fire and stabbing wounds.
He'll do alot of damamge, he won't change things.

For clarification, yes, we're talking this Hulk incarnation:

Ra wrote:I never saw the new movie, but IIRC, he was so strong he threw an M-60 tank, so the Uruk-Hai would probably end up on the wrong end of a HULK-SMASH.
- Ra

He threw the M-60 tank many hundreds of meters...quite possibly half a kilometer by roughly eye balling the range. I'm probably being overly conservative actually.

Furthermore, the Hulk physically ripped one tank turret off at as well. He also withstood the combined and sustained firepower of a dozen military troops packing heavy firepower weaponry without injury.

As if that wasn't enough, the Hulk also withstood the firepower of a F-22 Raptor fighter jet's forward gun...also without injury. I think the Orc army would be very hard to finds way of injuring him.

Throw in the fact he quickly regenerates physical injuries and has reflexes fast enough to dodge, deflect and even grab Apache helicopter fired missiles...I daresay the Orc army will have a serious problem on their hands.

Okey, asumming he's very hard to injure.
Spears, arrows, bolts, all at once, the problem is the Orcs lack disciplence, then again, so does Hulk.
Hulk tears through the army, leaving many dead and wounded, then moves off into the plains beyond because hes bored. :P

Screw Banner, how about Bruce Campbell at Helm's Deep?

They wouldnt have enough Ringwraith's if Ash showed up in full battle gear .


Wouldnt it be fairer to use comic hulk since he is stronger and doesnt grow in size and isnt radio-active?
Full hulk rage is stronger than 90's Superman, he could practically make earthquakes by jumping high enough and stamping, Orcs go squish.

This is a trick question, right? New movie Hulk shrugged of main gun hits from an Abrams (those were M1s, not M60s and he should've been able to throw it that way but I digress), nothing the orcs have can so much as bruise him. Complete and utter slaughter.
And you people want to use comic Hulk? I mean nobody likes orcs but that's overboard.

How about Savage hulk vs the whole Minas Tirith invasion force.
Flying Oiliphants anyone

What the hell did the Dark Lord do to you? He steal your lunch money has a child or something?

frigidmagi wrote:What the hell did the Dark Lord do to you? He steal your lunch money has a child or something?

I see frigidmagi is still incapable of properly spelling 'as'.

I see frigidmagi is still incapable of properly spelling 'as'.

Quit dodging the question flying mouse.

frigidmagi wrote:

I see frigidmagi is still incapable of properly spelling 'as'.

Quit dodging the question flying mouse.

It's flying rat. Get your insults straight.
And he didn't do anything to me. It's just that using movie Hulk would be overkill if such a thing existed. Comic Hulk? No comment.

In your case, it is most certainly mouse.

Comic Hulk? No comment.

I should note that Comic Hulk once almost took out a 747 in flight, by jumping into it. It should be noted however his power level is not constant, the in universe explaination for this is the fact that the Hulk is divided into different personalities each with it's own level of intelligence, maturity and strength.

Really the comic Hulk is the personality divide we see in almost all the other heros (Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Dare Devil, etc) to a radical exetreme, has the change is phyiscal has well had mental.