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#1 Robert E Howard writes Star Trek.

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I got involved in a discussion of how different Star Trek would be if different writers were at the helm when it appeared. One of the big writers brought up was Robert E Howard (the man behind Conan the Barbarian and Red Sonja). I wrote out a bit about Howard's themes (barbarism vs civilization, individualism vs soceity, romanticism as a rejection of tradtion in favor of freedom, stuff like that) and then I decided to write the opening crawl. Having shared this with Cat and Havoc, I was asked to share with all of you.

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#3 Re: Robert E Howard writes Star Trek.

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If Howard wrote Star Trek, then the mirror universe uniforms would be the main universe uniforms. You can't look at this and say it ain't so:


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I just love the fact that in TOS Kirk's uniform is the same as all the other gold shirts save for the rank braiding on his sleeves. Yet in the Mirror universe, instead of wearing an actual shirt like the rest of the crew he wears a vest. A golden, shiny, glittering vest. Obviously Mirror Kirk is extremely vain and wears a modified uniform to show off his manly muscles. Lys approves! ^_^ This should totally be a feature of Howard 'verse Kirk.
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Ironically in the books Conan was often armored and fully clothed. The artists however felt that was hooey, or they were still moving in the spirit of Burroughs. One of the two.
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The only times Conan wasn't fully armoured were those when the plot conspired to deny him access in order to heighten the dramatic tension. He never went into battle without a full harness by choice. However, just like how the movie adaptation of Howard's Conan went shirtless, the TV adaptation of Howard's Captain Kirk would likely go sleeveless.
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Actually Kirk wore several uniforms none of the other goldshirts ever did...
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Later in the series they had to spring for a new uniform shirt because Shatner was putting on weight.

Looking at how much budget was sunk into the later movies and series, it's always funny to reflect on Star Trek's low-budget beginnings. Shatner blamed his wardrobe issues on the shrinkage due to excessive washing- each cast member had a single uniform shirt assigned and by SAG rules they had to be washed after every use. Since Shatner got a lot of scenes, his shirt got a lot of washings.

But also he did have expanding equator issues, as everyone knows.
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He did later confess that his lack of control over his appieate was a problem. Which for a man with an ego like his (although he has massively matured in the twilight of his life I'm told) is a hell of a confession to make.
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