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#1 What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:04 pm
by Norseman
Seriously it is insanely unstable. I have trouble believing that such a small board should tax a server so much too. Does anyone know anything?

#2 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:08 pm
by Batman
The board does seem to on-and-off be a bit unresponsive these last few days.

#3 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:18 pm
by Dark Silver
I've got a ticket in with the host.

We're on a shared server, it happens sometimes that one of the other sites hosted on the same server over taxes the server.

IT should be sorted in a day or so.

#4 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:28 pm
by Norseman
So basically we are being slowed down because fflonk.llamaporn.com is really popular these days?

#5 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:35 pm
by B4UTRUST
Yes, that and that really popular one featuring midget clown bdsm orgy porn.

#6 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:42 pm
by Dark Silver
I keep telling you Scottie, you need to get your own server for that, instead of trying to save costs by having it hosted on the shared.

But no, you just won't listen.

#7 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:45 pm
by Batman
The scary part is that if one were to look hard enough all of that probably is to be had on the internet somewhere.

#8 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:48 pm
by Dark Silver
. . . you don't even have to look that hard Detective.

#9 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:03 pm
by Batman
Well I never looked to begin with-who in Valen's name is interested in llama porn-well, possibly excepting Carl from Jimmy Neutron? And, of course, other llamas.

#10 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:21 pm
by Batman
Um-whatever is up with the server apparently caused a triple post. Fix, pretty please?

#11 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:24 pm
by Dark Silver
more like a Quad-post....

#12 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:31 pm
by Batman
Well I was never any good at math.

#13 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:41 pm
by LadyTevar
I fixed it for you

#14 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:03 pm
by Batman
So...what is it going to cost me?

#15 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:04 pm
by Josh
Batman wrote:Well I never looked to begin with-who in Valen's name is interested in llama porn-well, possibly excepting Carl from Jimmy Neutron? And, of course, other llamas.
Okay, they prefer the term 'sensuous llama eroticism' because they feel 'porn' is degrading. So that site is getting DDOSed for its lack of sensitivity and we're getting caught in the backwash.

#16 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:37 pm
by Batman
I'd elaborate on the reasons for why llamas are highly unlikely to be online and by extension highly unlikely to complain about llama porn being called llama porn, leave alone it would be known as llama porn...if I could remember where the hell I intended to go from there.

#17 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 11:09 pm
by Josh
Batman wrote:I'd elaborate on the reasons for why llamas are highly unlikely to be online and by extension highly unlikely to complain about llama porn being called llama porn, leave alone it would be known as llama porn...if I could remember where the hell I intended to go from there.
Tactical victory to Logitack.

Your move, Caped Crusader.

#18 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 11:38 pm
by Soontir948
Wait, that llama porn site is really part of the same server? :rofl:

#19 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:39 am
by Norseman
It is *shocking* what they'll allow on the internet these days! Just shocking!

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#20 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:36 am
by Josh
SENSUOUS LLAMA EROTICISM.

Damn people, you'll get us hammered all over again.

#21 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:39 am
by B4UTRUST
Josh wrote:SENSUOUS LLAMA EROTICISM.

Damn people, you'll get us hammered all over again.
"It's not beastiality, it's inter-species erotica. Sickos... "

#22 Re: What is up with the server these days?

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 3:34 pm
by Batman
Technically, as long as every involved party is a llama, it's not even interspecies :biggrin: