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#1 On this day 23 years ago, something horrible happened
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:54 pm
by Comrade Tortoise
On this day, November 9th, 1985 One Shark Bait came into existence. This was not a normal birth. The sky darkened and the light in the maternity ward became tinged with red. A horrible nightmare creature chewed its way out of its nine month imprisonment in its host. It possessed gnashing teeth and arthropod-like jointed legs.
Soon afterward with an ear-piercing shriek the creature shed its exoskeleton and the song Goodbye Horses began to play on the hospital loudspeaker. It draped its chitinous husk over its newly formed shoulders and swayed back and forth to the music.
Happy birthday Shark Bait. May you have many more.
#2
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:54 pm
by Ace Pace
Happy Birthday!
#3
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:40 pm
by Batman
Wow. I think that's the first time I've ever run into a person who was actually BORN delusional
Happy Birthday, SB!
*gives booze, stripper, and birthday cake*
Many happy returns from the rest of us Cave Dwellers, and Master Richard and Mistress Barbara too, Master Tortoise.
#4
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:55 pm
by Dark Silver
Batman wrote:Wow. I think that's the first time I've ever run into a person who was actually BORN delusional
Happy Birthday, CT!
*gives booze, stripper, and birthday cake*
Many happy returns from the rest of us Cave Dwellers, and Master Richard and Mistress Barbara too, Master Tortoise.
Far be it for me to correct the World's Greatest Detective.....Detective....
but it's Sharkbait's birthday....but CT's...
#5
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:07 pm
by Batman
I have no idea what you're talking about.
#6
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:56 pm
by Jason_Firewalker
Happy Birthday Shark Bait!
#7 Re: On this day 23 years ago, something horrible happened
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:26 pm
by Shark Bait
Comrade Tortoise wrote:On this day, November 9th, 1985 One Shark Bait came into existence. This was not a normal birth. The sky darkened and the light in the maternity ward became tinged with red. A horrible nightmare creature chewed its way out of its nine month imprisonment in its host. It possessed gnashing teeth and arthropod-like jointed legs.
Soon afterward with an ear-piercing shriek the creature shed its exoskeleton and the song Goodbye Horses began to play on the hospital loudspeaker. It draped its chitinous husk over its newly formed shoulders and swayed back and forth to the music.
you know this story makes my post all the better i think... thank you, and thanks everyone for the well wishes :cheers
#8
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:53 pm
by rhoenix
Happy birthday, Shark Bait - may it make all the ones before it seem pale and lame in comparison.