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frigidmagi wrote:Kidney, you only have 1 liver to begin with.
Although if you use your initiative, you may acquire others along the way. :wink:

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Although if you use your initiative, you may acquire others along the way
This is true, but the fact that you can only use one liver at a time remains.
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frigidmagi wrote:
Although if you use your initiative, you may acquire others along the way
This is true, but the fact that you can only use one liver at a time remains.
Depends on your definition of 'use'.
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The Morrigan wrote:
frigidmagi wrote:
Although if you use your initiative, you may acquire others along the way
This is true, but the fact that you can only use one liver at a time remains.
Depends on your definition of 'use'.
Hannibal used a few IIRC. Usually on the side with some beans or some such. :P
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The Morrigan wrote:
frigidmagi wrote:
Although if you use your initiative, you may acquire others along the way
This is true, but the fact that you can only use one liver at a time remains.
Depends on your definition of 'use'.
The usage could be really broad, then. For instance, we can really play bowling with fresh human livers, although it would be pretty messy. It is also possible to use liver as musical instrument, using various splotching noise we get by squeezing it. And who says liver cannot be used as substitute for airbag, at least for emergency?

Of course there are still things we cannot do, like using liver as drilling equipment. But still, there are so many possibilities.....
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Eating something does not fit my defination of use.
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My liver you could probably use for beating somebody with, and other than the shape, it'd make a great bowling ball.
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Is there any chance of getting this thread re-named the "User Quotes Comment Thread" (a la the User Photos Comment Thread) so that idiots like me can make smart-arse comments on user-quotes without detracting from other users' unadulterated enjoyment of the actual User Quotes Thread? :D
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The Morrigan wrote:Is there any chance of getting this thread re-named the "User Quotes Comment Thread" (a la the User Photos Comment Thread) so that idiots like me can make smart-arse comments on user-quotes without detracting from other users' unadulterated enjoyment of the actual User Quotes Thread? :D
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Robert Walper wrote:
Ace Pace wrote: "Ok, I'm going to Google up tub girl. I gotta find tub girl!"
Ah, the innocence of youth.

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Hey, hes twisting my words.
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Ace Pace wrote:Hey, hes twisting my words.
I'll admit I left out the parts where you were getting all excited about the pictures Ace. I figured I was doing you a favor...
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Well far be it from me to judge anyone, but...

YOU FUCKING SICK LITTLE PERVERT ACE! HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? WHAT WOULD YOU MOTHER SAY? YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN THE FIRES OF A THOUSAND HELLS. BURN, YOU HEAR ME? BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 :shock: :shock:
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The Morrigan wrote:Well far be it from me to judge anyone, but...

YOU FUCKING SICK LITTLE PERVERT ACE! HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? WHAT WOULD YOU MOTHER SAY? YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN THE FIRES OF A THOUSAND HELLS. BURN, YOU HEAR ME? BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 :shock: :shock:
Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he already set himself on fire with sheer friction when he gazes at the picture. *shudders*
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The Morrigan wrote:Well far be it from me to judge anyone, but...

YOU FUCKING SICK LITTLE PERVERT ACE! HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? WHAT WOULD YOU MOTHER SAY? YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN THE FIRES OF A THOUSAND HELLS. BURN, YOU HEAR ME? BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 :shock: :shock:
Actully, you should allready know Walper enjoys twisting my words completly out of bounds.
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Ace Pace wrote:Actully, you should allready know Walper enjoys twisting my words completly out of bounds.
Yes but you see, so do I. :twisted:
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You're all dead to me.

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Good, but fathers arn't supposed to watch their sons die....

*shoots Petro first*
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"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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Ace Pace wrote:Good, but fathers arn't supposed to watch their sons die....

*shoots Petro first*
We've been over this, boy. I'm not retyping the speech.
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Shall I quote it? :wink:
Petrosjko wrote:
Ace Pace wrote: *shoots Petro*
Oh... that... *falls over* Well then. I guess this is the end of me. Hold on, I have a smashing final speech.
Ahem. Now then, I'm going to have to ad lib some changes in for circumstances, you understand...
Ace, my boy, I've loved you like a nephew...
Even if you're a treacherous little backstabbing rat fuck bastard who shot me for no good reason.As such, I urge you to carry on my traditions and principles.Including NOT SHOOTING PEOPLE without good reason. A line that suddenly has a lot more emphasis than when I originally wrote it, due to circumstances.
Anyway, uphold truth and justice whenever you can, defend the holy porn, and spread the goodness of bosoms throughout the land.
And now, I must go, but I go without regrets, for I have lived a full life. I've gone where I wanted to go and done what I wanted to do, and my only regret is that I'm dying in excruciating, miserable pain instead of peacefully in my sleep, DUE TO THE ACTIONS OF A CERTAIN PERSON WHO IS CURRENTLY PRESENT.
And while there was a part of this speech about not carrying regrets and always looking forward instead of behind, I hereby charge you to be burdened with incredible, mind-numbing guilt and grief over what you have done for every goddamned day of your life. So anyway, it's time for me to go, and all I can ask is one final favor... please name one of your children after me. Oh, and make sure my tequila stash is properly distributed at the funeral.

Aaack.Ack.The pain.Oh. I see a tunnel of light.
Oh! Look! It's heaven!My but it's warm! And God is running around poking people with his pitchfork!I bet grandma loves it here!
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Now then....
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"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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At least reformat it with proper spacing. Sheesh.
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See, this is why I'm Josh's favorite.

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You're his favorite?

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