LibriumArcana.Games

No, really.

DEVIANCY! SODOMY! And... 'BEST-EE-OWL-AH-TEE'!

Who knew?

OH no! I've been brainwashed!


sex bad....

no porn...

Rukia wrote:OH no! I've been brainwashed!


sex bad....

no porn...

Repeat after me:

We were born naked. We were born naked. We were born naked.

Quick, we have to cure you before Kreshna hears.

LIAR!

I was born in a tuxedo.

>.<


So.... arrrgghh


Naked?

We were... what?


O.O

Anti-Secularism? Check

Homophobia? Check.

Anti-'Freedom of Expression' viewpoint? Check.

Anti-Nudism? Check.

Citing no real sources? Check.

"Think of the Children!"? Check.

Attacking Transvestes? Check.

Anti-BDSM? Check.

Attacking Anal Sex? Check.

*sniff* I just can't stand the smell of propaganda in the evening.

Charon wrote:...

*opens mouth.*

...

*closes mouth*

I got nothing.

Well, proving that I can still score points on my hapless offspring makes getting out of bed quite worth it.

You just made me waste several minutes of my life, Josh. I hope you're happy.
So the 'porn is BAD' crowd was just as stupid and had just as little actual point (leave alone evidence) 40 years ago as they do now. How is this new?

Petrosjko wrote:

Rukia wrote:OH no! I've been brainwashed!


sex bad....

no porn...

Repeat after me:

We were born naked. We were born naked. We were born naked.

Quick, we have to cure you before Kreshna hears.

*frowns upon Petro and Ruk, shakes finger*

But of course porn is bad, my children. It is against the will of God. It is very unfortunate that we need to perform the sinful act of sexual intercourse to populate the Earth, but just because our goal is to reproduce and to populate the God-created Earth with more and more believers like us, it doesn't mean that we should ever allow ourselves to indulge ourselves in doing so. Remember, brothers and sisters, that indulging in copulation is the sin of the flesh, and porn is the work of Satan to mislead the God-created humans.

And Brother Joshua, please refrain yourself from using the fact that babies are born naked as excuse to justify the Satanic Work that is porn. The Lord makes babies born naked to remind us that we are all born with sins. Oh, and by the way, do you still indulge yourself in the sin of booze? I pray for thee, Brother Joshua, that thou wilt soon see the lights and abandon thy sinful ways. Amen.

*kneels and pray, tears falling through cheek, sobbing.*

Man you are no good at this KAN.

Give him an A for effort, FM. Kreshna tends to relapse when he's under the influence of the holy spirits.

...'holy spirits' being Bacardi, of course.

frigid wrote:Man you are no good at this KAN.

In his defense, Kresh (making a sermon in jest) was more eloquent than 90% of the "serious" preachers I know around here. And a helluva lot more funny.

Oh, and CAST OF YE BUHDANS, SINNAHS, SO THAT THE CLEANSING FIAH WILL SAVE YE! Hallowed are the Ori... That is all.

hey... random nudity is not a crime...


*puts on music...*

Petrosjko wrote:...'holy spirits' being Bacardi, of course.

Brother Joshua! What do you mean by Bacardi? Did you just endulge yourself in drinking again? Should I remind you, brother? "Therefore do not let sin reign in your mortal body, that you should obey it in its lusts."

Oh, I shalt pray for thee, Brother Joshua, that thou shalt not let your body to be in possession of Satan again. Remember that the Lord hath commandeth us to not allow our bodies to be “masteredâ€

His Noodly Appendage would really rather you didn't despise the choices of other people - provided that they aren't hurting anyone else (masochists don't count, they dig that stuff).

And he's teaming up with the Invisible Pink Unicorn Herself in this matter - that's two deities against one!

KAN wrote:While I appreciate your support, Brother Jon, allow me to ask a question: are you being serious in your post, condemning Brother Joshua for his sinful act of drinking, or are you just calling His name in mockery? Remember that religion is not to be mocked, and speaking His name in vain is sin.

However, remember that all sins are forgiveable if you're truly sorry and willing to change your ways. So I pray for thee, Brother Jon. I pray for you too, Brother Joshua. May you denounce your sinful ways and embrace the Lord.

I... truly am sorry for my disgraceful behavior. I should have thought my post through more thoroughly. Hopefully the Lord will forgive me, and lead me on the path to changing my ways.

I'm sorry, I've been too busy masturbating to keep up with this thread. Looks like everyone's sure been talking a lot, though.

Petrosjko wrote:I'm sorry, I've been too busy masturbating to keep up with this thread. Looks like everyone's sure been talking a lot, though.

That sums it up pretty acurately, actually.

What? Sorry, I was too busy sinning to follow what's been happening.

Comrade Tortoise wrote:

"It puts the lotion on it's skin..."

Or else it gets the hose again

Ra wrote:I... truly am sorry for my disgraceful behavior. I should have thought my post through more thoroughly. Hopefully the Lord will forgive me, and lead me on the path to changing my ways.

Don't worry brother Jon. The Lord is full of mercy and forgiveness. I'm sure that He shall forgive your sin if you pray for His forgiveness. I shall be praying for the too, Brother. I also pray that we all shall change our sinful ways and embrace the Lord. Amen.