They ran this over at SDN, and it sounded fun. -Somebody- SAID he was going to do it, but never did.
So I'll lead off:
A day in the life of Cynical Cat (heavily 40K influenced)-
Noonish- Awakens. Climbs out of bed and quickly prostrates himself before the Feline Throne to receive benediction and any orders for the day.
Delivers cheek rubbing and can of tuna as ordered.
1300- Proceeds to basement, where his Muse is strapped to an autorack. Turns autorack on and begins extracting material for tonight's installments.
1330- Collects essence of ideas into skull cup of an SRIV writer.
1400- Proceeds to attic to begin day's writing work. Engages in heretical rituals to bind warp essence of ideas into a Literatihost.
1800- Goes downstairs to get cider.
1810-1900- Appeases feline overlords while sipping cider.
1900- Goes to computer. Checks game threads. Laughs evilly for solid thirty minutes.
1930- Begins answering game threads. Pauses to turn up MP3 of 'Symphony of Tortured Souls'.
2000- Begins receiving AIM transcripts that tend to follow in the vein of 'We are more fucked than anybody in the history of fucking.' Smiles.
2100- Starts the processing of transferring Literatihost into digital format. Result is a half dozen posts in four different running stories.
2122- Pauses to cuddle Caz.
2130- Asks Josh if he's ever going to fucking post.
2200- Deigns to post in N&P.
2230- Returns to appease feline overlords.
2300- Drinks cider.
2330- Resumes translation of Literatihost, produces another half dozen posts.
0400- Mentions story posts to Josh.
0415- Demands his fucking feedback.
0430- Cuddles Caz again.
0500- Finally gets his fucking feedback.
0600- Goes to curl up for nap.
A Day in the Life of a Librium Member
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Josh
- Resident of the Kingdom of Eternal Cockjobbery
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- Location: Kingdom of Eternal Cockjobbery
#1 A Day in the Life of a Librium Member
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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Cynical Cat
- Arch-Magician
- Posts: 11930
- Joined: Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:53 pm
- 19
- Location: Ice Sarcophagus outside a ruined Jedi Temple
- Contact:
#2
Petro
0900 Gets up. Coffee. More coffee.
0930 Logs on. Does arcane business stuff. Wastes times with losers on Librium. Survives assassination attempt by bastard children.
1000 Obeys the Bride of Satan and does her will.
1100 Business stuff. And bosoms file on computer.
1300 Lunch. Consists of all members of the primary food groups: half cooked red meat, tequila, and coffee.
1400 Surfs. And a little business.
1430 Cleans up remains of the Bride of Satan's latest victim.
1500 Finds new game in some obscure corner of the internet.
1530 Introduces all his friends to said game.
1611 Discovers another bastard playing said game. Wolfpack expands.
1612 More tequila
1630 Fulfills the whims of the Bride of Satan.
1800 Reads Cynical Cat's latest. Not impressed. Thinks of lie to say when he starts to badger me.
1815 Surfs for stuff to add to bosoms folder.
2000 Dinner. Three main food groups again.
2100 Games and surfing.
2200 Talking with people in different time zones. Plotting to keep the bastards in line.
2300 Adopts another stray. More games and talking with people in different time zones.
0200 Sleeps.
0900 Gets up. Coffee. More coffee.
0930 Logs on. Does arcane business stuff. Wastes times with losers on Librium. Survives assassination attempt by bastard children.
1000 Obeys the Bride of Satan and does her will.
1100 Business stuff. And bosoms file on computer.
1300 Lunch. Consists of all members of the primary food groups: half cooked red meat, tequila, and coffee.
1400 Surfs. And a little business.
1430 Cleans up remains of the Bride of Satan's latest victim.
1500 Finds new game in some obscure corner of the internet.
1530 Introduces all his friends to said game.
1611 Discovers another bastard playing said game. Wolfpack expands.
1612 More tequila
1630 Fulfills the whims of the Bride of Satan.
1800 Reads Cynical Cat's latest. Not impressed. Thinks of lie to say when he starts to badger me.
1815 Surfs for stuff to add to bosoms folder.
2000 Dinner. Three main food groups again.
2100 Games and surfing.
2200 Talking with people in different time zones. Plotting to keep the bastards in line.
2300 Adopts another stray. More games and talking with people in different time zones.
0200 Sleeps.
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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- Lord of Time
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- Location: A Scot in England
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#3
Ra:-
Anywhere from 0300 to 1400:
Wake Up, and then continue with whatever writing that was left over from the day before, if late enough, lunch or breakfast while at it
1700
Starts Chatting on MSN Messenger as Writer's Block Kicks in
1800
Supper, maybe
1805
Curses Writer's Block, and Fundie Parents
1820
Minor TGOD over MSN Messenger
1860
Continue writing
2100
Curse Writer's Block, and Punch the Keyboard
2105
Replace the Keyboard
2200
Finally Complete a Page of Writing
2205
Submit to Dakarne for Review, but remembers that the Brit is currently at 4am
2210
Submits it anyway.
2230
Lament's Dakarne's only short review, and disappearance, having to remember that Dakarne is working on a completely different timezone...
0100
Collapse into unconsciousness after hours of writing...
Anywhere from 0300 to 1400:
Wake Up, and then continue with whatever writing that was left over from the day before, if late enough, lunch or breakfast while at it
1700
Starts Chatting on MSN Messenger as Writer's Block Kicks in
1800
Supper, maybe
1805
Curses Writer's Block, and Fundie Parents
1820
Minor TGOD over MSN Messenger
1860
Continue writing
2100
Curse Writer's Block, and Punch the Keyboard
2105
Replace the Keyboard
2200
Finally Complete a Page of Writing
2205
Submit to Dakarne for Review, but remembers that the Brit is currently at 4am
2210
Submits it anyway.
2230
Lament's Dakarne's only short review, and disappearance, having to remember that Dakarne is working on a completely different timezone...
0100
Collapse into unconsciousness after hours of writing...
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#4
Dark Steel
1600 - Wake up after many hours.
1605 - Walk into bathroom, take morning piss
1607 - Bic my head to silky smoothness. The womens loves the shiny head.
1615 - Shower
1630 - Get out of shower and get dressed
1640 - Walk to the galley and find food. Get pissed because good food is gone.
1700 - Finish eating and get online, load up IM clients
1701 - Bitch about the crappy food.
1702 - Read the new posts in Librium
1703 - Bitch to Scott about the new influx of users and how they better use the entire board.
1705 - Spend time thinking of new and creative ways to piss off Scott via not posting or refering to him as Otter. That always gets him.
1710 - Remove shards of broken glass from scrotum after Scott has practiced his anger management techniques for my pissing him off.
1715 - Figure out blood makes a decent lubrication and uses it to jerk off to porn.
1717 - Clean up, bandage wounds and go get ready for work.
1800 - Report in for work
1805 - After the guy I replace has left I log back onto the IMs and LA, bitching about the lack of work the other guy does and how I have to pick up his slack constantly.
1830 - Post to and administrate the site. Chat on IMs
2000 - Realize I'm getting hungry again. Go AFK to find food.
2035 - Return with food, consume en masse
2050 - Bitch about quality of food and how I wish I was home to cook a good meal. At least we're suppose to be having steak tommorow and I'll be off this damned rig in a few days.
2051 - Reminds himself to bitch to others about being on this damned rig in the middle of the fucking water. Damn it's boring out here. Damn this sucks. Damn I hate this job.
2100 - Actually does some work, doing chemical tests on samples taken.
2140 - Goes back to chatting and posting and surfing
2200 - Finds out the drill stopped... AGAIN. Fucking incompitant fuckwits. Shitty area to drill in anyway and now the man wants us to drill another 400 fucking feet....
2210 - Bitch about being on the rig again, the job, the drill, the man in charge and the incompatence that surrounds my work. Realizatoin that I'll be here another fucking week sets in.
2230 - Gets depressed over being here another week. Bitches about it.
2245 - Changes it up a bit, bitching about how I need to get laid and how I need more alcohol. Josh has alcohol, Scott has alcohol, why the fuck don't I have alcohol?! And I need to get laid. Damn do I need to get laid.
2300 - Piss Scott off more
2330 - Go silent for awhile from the chats, pretend to be working, secretly playing X-box. This guy on Ninja Gaiden is kicking my ass. Fuck, broke another controller. *twitch*
0130 - Think of a brilliant scheme for something!
0135 - Share it with Scott and Josh, they'll appreciate it!
0200 - Am informed why the brilliant scheme is more hairbrained then the last one I have. Give up brilliant scheming for tonight. But everyone knows that I'm preparing for tommorow night.
Pinky: Gee Allen, What are we gonna do tommorow night?
Allen: The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to make the users suffer more!!!
0300 - Post some more, surf again
0400 - Do another chemical test. Damn they work me to the bone around here I swear. I'm going to have to demand a raise if this keeps up.
0500 - Sit in a daze for awhile
0530 - Finish dazing, write a quick turnover for the dayshift guy who's coming in, hastily say goodnight and pack up my crap for the day.
0600 - Leave and go back to sleep
1600 - Wake up after many hours.
1605 - Walk into bathroom, take morning piss
1607 - Bic my head to silky smoothness. The womens loves the shiny head.
1615 - Shower
1630 - Get out of shower and get dressed
1640 - Walk to the galley and find food. Get pissed because good food is gone.
1700 - Finish eating and get online, load up IM clients
1701 - Bitch about the crappy food.
1702 - Read the new posts in Librium
1703 - Bitch to Scott about the new influx of users and how they better use the entire board.
1705 - Spend time thinking of new and creative ways to piss off Scott via not posting or refering to him as Otter. That always gets him.
1710 - Remove shards of broken glass from scrotum after Scott has practiced his anger management techniques for my pissing him off.
1715 - Figure out blood makes a decent lubrication and uses it to jerk off to porn.
1717 - Clean up, bandage wounds and go get ready for work.
1800 - Report in for work
1805 - After the guy I replace has left I log back onto the IMs and LA, bitching about the lack of work the other guy does and how I have to pick up his slack constantly.
1830 - Post to and administrate the site. Chat on IMs
2000 - Realize I'm getting hungry again. Go AFK to find food.
2035 - Return with food, consume en masse
2050 - Bitch about quality of food and how I wish I was home to cook a good meal. At least we're suppose to be having steak tommorow and I'll be off this damned rig in a few days.
2051 - Reminds himself to bitch to others about being on this damned rig in the middle of the fucking water. Damn it's boring out here. Damn this sucks. Damn I hate this job.
2100 - Actually does some work, doing chemical tests on samples taken.
2140 - Goes back to chatting and posting and surfing
2200 - Finds out the drill stopped... AGAIN. Fucking incompitant fuckwits. Shitty area to drill in anyway and now the man wants us to drill another 400 fucking feet....
2210 - Bitch about being on the rig again, the job, the drill, the man in charge and the incompatence that surrounds my work. Realizatoin that I'll be here another fucking week sets in.
2230 - Gets depressed over being here another week. Bitches about it.
2245 - Changes it up a bit, bitching about how I need to get laid and how I need more alcohol. Josh has alcohol, Scott has alcohol, why the fuck don't I have alcohol?! And I need to get laid. Damn do I need to get laid.
2300 - Piss Scott off more
2330 - Go silent for awhile from the chats, pretend to be working, secretly playing X-box. This guy on Ninja Gaiden is kicking my ass. Fuck, broke another controller. *twitch*
0130 - Think of a brilliant scheme for something!
0135 - Share it with Scott and Josh, they'll appreciate it!
0200 - Am informed why the brilliant scheme is more hairbrained then the last one I have. Give up brilliant scheming for tonight. But everyone knows that I'm preparing for tommorow night.
Pinky: Gee Allen, What are we gonna do tommorow night?
Allen: The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to make the users suffer more!!!
0300 - Post some more, surf again
0400 - Do another chemical test. Damn they work me to the bone around here I swear. I'm going to have to demand a raise if this keeps up.
0500 - Sit in a daze for awhile
0530 - Finish dazing, write a quick turnover for the dayshift guy who's coming in, hastily say goodnight and pack up my crap for the day.
0600 - Leave and go back to sleep
Saint Annihilus - Patron Saint of Dealing with Stupid Customers
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Surlethe
- Initiate
- Posts: 236
- Joined: Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:30 am
- 19
- Location: Putting off studying for finals ... even after finals are done
#5
Einy:
0900: Wake up.
0901: Masturbate.
1015: Whoo! Three foot fountains!
1016: Clean up. Damn, how am I gonna get this outta the carpet?
1030: Oh, shit; the job interview starts in fifteen minutes!
1031: Shower.
1035: Out. Get dressed.
1037: In the car.
1044: Arrive at job interview.
1045: Interview starts. Damn, he's h4w7!
1046: Attention wanders ...
1050: Erection.
1051: Aching erection.
1052: Want buttsex.
1053: Interview ends. Begin hitting on the interviewer.
1055: Interviewer faints upon sight of the r4il6un.
1100: Escorted from the building for indecent exposure. Man, these muscular security guards are h4w7!
1130: Arrive home. Eat lunch.
1135: Masturbate.
1314: Whoo! Three foot fountains!
1315: Damn. Dave's not gonna be happy to see this mess.
1317: Log onto SDnet AIM Chat
1318: Continue working on starship design.
1320: Boring. QUAKE!!1
1620: Ungodly scores in Quake. EAT RAILGUN, SPAWN-CAMPING BASTARDS!!1
1630: Dave's home! W007! Away message goes up.
1631: Buttsex.
1731: Buttsex.
1831: Buttsex.
1832: Dinner.
1845: Away message down. T-5 hours 'til Dave's in bed.
1945: T-4 hours.
2045: T-3 hours. Buttsex!
2145: T-2 hours.
2245: T-1 hour.
2345: Dave's in bed! w007! <censored by FDA>
0045: <still censored>
0100: Masturbate. <other material censored by FDA>
0235: Whoo! Three foot fountains!
0240: Bedtime.
0900: Wake up.
0901: Masturbate.
1015: Whoo! Three foot fountains!
1016: Clean up. Damn, how am I gonna get this outta the carpet?
1030: Oh, shit; the job interview starts in fifteen minutes!
1031: Shower.
1035: Out. Get dressed.
1037: In the car.
1044: Arrive at job interview.
1045: Interview starts. Damn, he's h4w7!
1046: Attention wanders ...
1050: Erection.
1051: Aching erection.
1052: Want buttsex.
1053: Interview ends. Begin hitting on the interviewer.
1055: Interviewer faints upon sight of the r4il6un.
1100: Escorted from the building for indecent exposure. Man, these muscular security guards are h4w7!
1130: Arrive home. Eat lunch.
1135: Masturbate.
1314: Whoo! Three foot fountains!
1315: Damn. Dave's not gonna be happy to see this mess.
1317: Log onto SDnet AIM Chat
1318: Continue working on starship design.
1320: Boring. QUAKE!!1
1620: Ungodly scores in Quake. EAT RAILGUN, SPAWN-CAMPING BASTARDS!!1
1630: Dave's home! W007! Away message goes up.
1631: Buttsex.
1731: Buttsex.
1831: Buttsex.
1832: Dinner.
1845: Away message down. T-5 hours 'til Dave's in bed.
1945: T-4 hours.
2045: T-3 hours. Buttsex!
2145: T-2 hours.
2245: T-1 hour.
2345: Dave's in bed! w007! <censored by FDA>
0045: <still censored>
0100: Masturbate. <other material censored by FDA>
0235: Whoo! Three foot fountains!
0240: Bedtime.
--CoVD: Every time Vin Diesel kills God, a kitten masturbates.--
BANDWIDTH THIEF
"Forgive you?" Leto's voice was full of sweet reason. "Of course I forgive you. That is your God's function. Your crime is forgiven. However, your stupidity requires a response." ~Frank Herbert, God-Emperor of Dune
ACPATHNTDWATGODW
The Death Brigade
BANDWIDTH THIEF
"Forgive you?" Leto's voice was full of sweet reason. "Of course I forgive you. That is your God's function. Your crime is forgiven. However, your stupidity requires a response." ~Frank Herbert, God-Emperor of Dune
ACPATHNTDWATGODW
The Death Brigade
#6
I got lazy. So sue me.
The Silence and I
8:00 AM: Dream about giant talking animals that can destroy tanks single handedly interrupted by alarm clock.
8:05 AM: Fix now broken alarm clock.
8:50 AM: Go to first class.
8:55 AM: Outrun the various religious folks who want to convert him.
9:00 AM: Get to class, actually pay attention.
9:45 AM: Attention wavers, start working on latest hairbrained scheme you and Dave cooked up.
10:20 AM: Class lets out, bust ass to get to next class. More avoiding of the religious and the Mormons.
10:30 AM: Realize that this is Rocket Science class, cry a little inside.
12:00 PM: No lunch, lunch is for fleshies.
12:30 PM: Chew on battery, get annoyed that it's not making you any less hungry.
1:00 PM: Give in, eat lunch. Not tasty like back home, but it'll do.
2:00 PM: Back to class! No!
3:20 PM: Get out of class you didn't pay attention in.
3:30 PM: Show off potatoes in arms to the local hotties.
3:40 PM: Get back to room, do homework.
5:00 PM: Finish work for now, play DAoC.
7:00 PM: Actually go on AIM for the first time in two weeks straight. Immediately IMed by Dave who complains about you never being online.
7:10 PM: Share what you did on latest hairbrained idea with Dave.
8:00 PM: Send information to Dave so that he can change it from non-English to English.
8:30 PM: Clear up a misconception the two of you had had after having had it about 40 minutes ago. Go with misconception anyway.
9:00 PM: Get off AIM, go do something hairbrained in own dorm, tape the event so as to study it for scientific purposes later.
10:00 PM: Get that much closer to creating Cold Fusion, Lightspeed capable starships, and black hole generators.
12:00 AM: Remember that you forgot to remember about eating dinner, go off somewhere to eat.
12:20 AM: Food still not as good as back home.
1:00 AM: More DAoC. Pwn n00bs.
3:00 AM: Try to plug self into electric socket to recharge batteries.
3:05 AM: Put out the fires.
3:20 AM: Decide to do this sleep thing fleshies seem to like so much.
The Silence and I
8:00 AM: Dream about giant talking animals that can destroy tanks single handedly interrupted by alarm clock.
8:05 AM: Fix now broken alarm clock.
8:50 AM: Go to first class.
8:55 AM: Outrun the various religious folks who want to convert him.
9:00 AM: Get to class, actually pay attention.
9:45 AM: Attention wavers, start working on latest hairbrained scheme you and Dave cooked up.
10:20 AM: Class lets out, bust ass to get to next class. More avoiding of the religious and the Mormons.
10:30 AM: Realize that this is Rocket Science class, cry a little inside.
12:00 PM: No lunch, lunch is for fleshies.
12:30 PM: Chew on battery, get annoyed that it's not making you any less hungry.
1:00 PM: Give in, eat lunch. Not tasty like back home, but it'll do.
2:00 PM: Back to class! No!
3:20 PM: Get out of class you didn't pay attention in.
3:30 PM: Show off potatoes in arms to the local hotties.
3:40 PM: Get back to room, do homework.
5:00 PM: Finish work for now, play DAoC.
7:00 PM: Actually go on AIM for the first time in two weeks straight. Immediately IMed by Dave who complains about you never being online.
7:10 PM: Share what you did on latest hairbrained idea with Dave.
8:00 PM: Send information to Dave so that he can change it from non-English to English.
8:30 PM: Clear up a misconception the two of you had had after having had it about 40 minutes ago. Go with misconception anyway.
9:00 PM: Get off AIM, go do something hairbrained in own dorm, tape the event so as to study it for scientific purposes later.
10:00 PM: Get that much closer to creating Cold Fusion, Lightspeed capable starships, and black hole generators.
12:00 AM: Remember that you forgot to remember about eating dinner, go off somewhere to eat.
12:20 AM: Food still not as good as back home.
1:00 AM: More DAoC. Pwn n00bs.
3:00 AM: Try to plug self into electric socket to recharge batteries.
3:05 AM: Put out the fires.
3:20 AM: Decide to do this sleep thing fleshies seem to like so much.
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Comrade Tortoise
- Exemplar
- Posts: 4832
- Joined: Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:33 am
- 19
- Location: Land of steers and queers indeed
- Contact:
#7
Shark Bait: At home
8 AM: Get's up to the sound of SHARK BAIT!!! SHARK BAIT!!! From little brother
8:20: After appeasing the small one, walks into shower and turns himself into a very large prawn.
9 AM: Lies on bed naked screaming DIVIDE DIVIDE!!!
11 AM: Lies outside in the sun with a green jacket on attempting to perform photosynthesis. Decides that it does not work and goes inside to eat lunch
11:55: Finishes lunch. Mother insists he eats more because he is getting scrawny
12: Tortoise and Jack come over and collide with Shark Bait's chest. Mother INSISTS that we eat.
12:25; after we clean out the fridge of leftovers, little brother wants Shark Bait to build legos with him.
12:26: dodge little brother when the mormons come to the door
12:27: turn mormons away and realize that the community is no-soliciting.
12:28: finds no-soliciing sign in Bait's room. wnders how it got there.
12:29: get in the car. Shark bait in the roof holding the sign.
12:33: find mormons doing 45 in a 25 mile an hour residential zone.
12:33:10: Shark Bait puts his head inside the window an screams "there they are!"
12:33:25: car stops, Bait leaps off of roof holding the sign out in front of him like a shield in front of the now very confused mormons.
12:35: return home. Wach discovery science while generating D&D characters
1:35-11: Pretend to be people that dont exist in a world that doesnt exist. Go interesting places, meat interesting people... AND KILL THEM. During which, an Illithid will talk about how the idea that they are brain crazed monsters is just a common misconception and how he is a vegan.
11:01: Go upstairs to watch Firefly
3 AM: Sneak out of the house to go to Jack in the Box. On the way, help somone fix a flat tire.
4 AM: when the peson tries to pay us, RUN it isnt a good deed if we get paid
4:30: FInally get to Jack in the Box
4:45; finally get back home to eat
4:50: finish eating. Watch move firefly
530: realise the sun is coming up.
6:00 to to sleep
8:30: SHRK BAIT!!! SHARK BAIT!!!! WAKE UP SHARK BAIT YOU HAVE TO COME SWIMMING WITH ME!!!
8 AM: Get's up to the sound of SHARK BAIT!!! SHARK BAIT!!! From little brother
8:20: After appeasing the small one, walks into shower and turns himself into a very large prawn.
9 AM: Lies on bed naked screaming DIVIDE DIVIDE!!!
11 AM: Lies outside in the sun with a green jacket on attempting to perform photosynthesis. Decides that it does not work and goes inside to eat lunch
11:55: Finishes lunch. Mother insists he eats more because he is getting scrawny
12: Tortoise and Jack come over and collide with Shark Bait's chest. Mother INSISTS that we eat.
12:25; after we clean out the fridge of leftovers, little brother wants Shark Bait to build legos with him.
12:26: dodge little brother when the mormons come to the door
12:27: turn mormons away and realize that the community is no-soliciting.
12:28: finds no-soliciing sign in Bait's room. wnders how it got there.
12:29: get in the car. Shark bait in the roof holding the sign.
12:33: find mormons doing 45 in a 25 mile an hour residential zone.
12:33:10: Shark Bait puts his head inside the window an screams "there they are!"
12:33:25: car stops, Bait leaps off of roof holding the sign out in front of him like a shield in front of the now very confused mormons.
12:35: return home. Wach discovery science while generating D&D characters
1:35-11: Pretend to be people that dont exist in a world that doesnt exist. Go interesting places, meat interesting people... AND KILL THEM. During which, an Illithid will talk about how the idea that they are brain crazed monsters is just a common misconception and how he is a vegan.
11:01: Go upstairs to watch Firefly
3 AM: Sneak out of the house to go to Jack in the Box. On the way, help somone fix a flat tire.
4 AM: when the peson tries to pay us, RUN it isnt a good deed if we get paid
4:30: FInally get to Jack in the Box
4:45; finally get back home to eat
4:50: finish eating. Watch move firefly
530: realise the sun is coming up.
6:00 to to sleep
8:30: SHRK BAIT!!! SHARK BAIT!!!! WAKE UP SHARK BAIT YOU HAVE TO COME SWIMMING WITH ME!!!
"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution."
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
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Shark Bait
- Adept
- Posts: 1137
- Joined: Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:57 pm
- 18
- Location: A god forsaken chunk of swamp some ass built a city on!
#8
right well I guess I should respondComrade Tortoise wrote:Shark Bait: At home
*stuff happens*
Comrade Tortoise
0700: wake up say hi to lizard
0715: go to kitchen for food, cant find any plates
0716: dig through closet find 4 or 5 plates return to kitchen make breakfast
0740: finish breakfast leave plates for roommate to clean up, feed lizard
0800: log on aim and various message boards rant about random science/religious/social topics
1100: get call from jack jump in shower shave face, back and hobbit feet
1115: get out of shower get dressed log off computer
1130: get picked up by jack
1200: Tortoise and Jack visit bait, and collide with Shark Bait's chest. Mother INSISTS that we eat.
1225; after we clean out the fridge of leftovers, little brother wants Shark Bait to build Legos with him.
1226: dodge little brother when the Mormons come to the door
1227: turn Mormons away and realize that the community is no-soliciting.
1228: finds no-soliciting sign in Bait's room. wonders how it got there.
1229: get in the car. Shark bait in the roof holding the sign.
1233: find Mormons doing 45 in a 25 mile an hour residential zone.
1233:10: Shark Bait puts his head inside the window an screams "there they are!"
1233:25: car stops, Bait leaps off of roof holding the sign out in front of him like a shield in front of the now very confused Mormons.
1235: return home. Watch discovery science while generating D&D characters
1335-2300: Pretend to be people that don’t exist in a world that doesn’t exist. Go interesting places, meat interesting people... AND KILL THEM. During which, an Illithid will talk about how the idea that they are brain crazed monsters is just a common misconception and how he is a vegan.
2301: Go upstairs to watch Firefly
0300: Sneak out of the house to go to Jack in the Box. On the way, help someone fix a flat tire.
0400: when the person tries to pay us, RUN it isn’t a good deed if we get paid
0430: Finally get to Jack in the Box
0445; finally get back home to eat
0450: finish eating. Watch move firefly
0530: realize the sun is coming up.
0600: go to sleep
[img=left]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/ ... giite1.png[/img]"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
-Frigidmagi
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
-Frigidmagi
#9
a day in the life of Omega Shenron
8:00-get up for school.
8:15-go to school
8:20-stay at school
11:00-get home from school.
11:20- eat lunch.
11:30-work with linux
12:00- get im that scolds me "GET BACK ON WINDOWS!", surprised that anyone knew wasn't on windows logs off.
12:05-log back on now on windows, continue chatting.
1:38-Convo going as such (more or less)
" Lindar: you should post at LA more often
Shen: I know...I keep forgetting lol
Lindar: stop forgetting
Lindar: it's a community
Lindar: be part of the community dmnit!"
1:40- log in and start looking through posts so can catch up and participate.
2:00-get called dourk for the 7 millionth time.
3:00-go eat dinner.
4:00- ack! starts getting ready for work.
4:30- leave for work.
1:30 am-get home from work, go to bed.
*scolds again and points a finger at him accusingly* NOW be one of us!!!
8:00-get up for school.
8:15-go to school
8:20-stay at school
11:00-get home from school.
11:20- eat lunch.
11:30-work with linux
12:00- get im that scolds me "GET BACK ON WINDOWS!", surprised that anyone knew wasn't on windows logs off.
12:05-log back on now on windows, continue chatting.
1:38-Convo going as such (more or less)
" Lindar: you should post at LA more often
Shen: I know...I keep forgetting lol
Lindar: stop forgetting
Lindar: it's a community
Lindar: be part of the community dmnit!"
1:40- log in and start looking through posts so can catch up and participate.
2:00-get called dourk for the 7 millionth time.
3:00-go eat dinner.
4:00- ack! starts getting ready for work.
4:30- leave for work.
1:30 am-get home from work, go to bed.
*scolds again and points a finger at him accusingly* NOW be one of us!!!
Last edited by Lindar on Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Terminally Flirtatious : Gotham Grrl : Imp-kin : Comm Major : NOT a Blonde : Empyrean Night~Good Friends don't let friends die
"Oh, pipe down! It's not like you've never been bound and gagged before." - Harley Quinn.
Terminally Flirtatious : Gotham Grrl : Imp-kin : Comm Major : NOT a Blonde : Empyrean Night~Good Friends don't let friends die
"Oh, pipe down! It's not like you've never been bound and gagged before." - Harley Quinn.
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Omega Shenron
- Acolyte
- Posts: 8
- Joined: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:45 am
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#10
A REAL day in the life of Omega Shenron
8:30AM- Wake up
8:35AM- Turn on laptop to websurf from the comfort of my bed
8:40AM- Laptop finally booted, websurf, check to see if Katie's online
8:42AM- Trillian finally started, disappointed 'cause Katie's Away
10:00AM- Turn off laptop, turn on desktop (typically into Linux), turn on PS2 'n play video games
10:02AM- Katie IMs me, we chat (most of the time while I'm playing PS2 at the same time)
11:30AM- Lunch
12:00PM- IM from Katie: Get back on Windows! *Grumps*
12:05PM- Windows is running now, recieve music from Katie
12:06PM thru 2:00PM- Called dourk 7 million times, then demand to simply be called Donner
2:01PM- Get ready for work
2:30PM- Leave for work
3:00PM- I'm in Hell, someone rescue me
10:30PM- Get home, consider waking Katie, decide to let her sleep
12:00AM- Go to bed
8:30AM- Wake up
8:35AM- Turn on laptop to websurf from the comfort of my bed
8:40AM- Laptop finally booted, websurf, check to see if Katie's online
8:42AM- Trillian finally started, disappointed 'cause Katie's Away
10:00AM- Turn off laptop, turn on desktop (typically into Linux), turn on PS2 'n play video games
10:02AM- Katie IMs me, we chat (most of the time while I'm playing PS2 at the same time)
11:30AM- Lunch
12:00PM- IM from Katie: Get back on Windows! *Grumps*
12:05PM- Windows is running now, recieve music from Katie
12:06PM thru 2:00PM- Called dourk 7 million times, then demand to simply be called Donner
2:01PM- Get ready for work
2:30PM- Leave for work
3:00PM- I'm in Hell, someone rescue me
10:30PM- Get home, consider waking Katie, decide to let her sleep
12:00AM- Go to bed
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Ace Pace
- Antisemetical Semite
- Posts: 2272
- Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:28 am
- 19
- Location: Cuddling with stress pills
- Contact:
#11
Who is Omega, that is the qestion.
[img=left]http://www.libriumarcana.com/Uploads/Ace/acewip7.jpg[/img]Grand Dolphin Conspiracy
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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Dark Silver
- Omnipotent Overlord
- Posts: 5477
- Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:15 pm
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- Contact:
#12
A day in the life of B4UTRUST:
1200 - Wake up, wondering what I'm doing in a 4x4 box
1245 - Realieze it's my closet, and wonder why the hell I'm in the closet
1300 - realieze what being in the closet is, and run right through the damn door into my bed.
1305 - morning (turned into afternoon) rituals - shower, shit, shave, bemoan infront of the mirror of my growing stomach.
1306 - masterbation
1306 (and 15 secs) - clean up semenal leavings
1307 - wander into kitchen, fix breakfast
1400 - eat breakfast.
1430 - get online, bitch to Josh and Allen about having to work swing shift. Fuck the Air Force, and the next five decades I'm enlisted into it.....
1445 - Arrive on Base, get to shop, turn on laptop and hack into AFB internet.
1500 - Check LA board, admin stuff, ruthlessly exploit the masses.
1505 - Kick Walper in the groin in AIM, since he's coming onto me.
1506 - soothingly stroke Walper's hair, apologizing for the kick in the nuts, and offering a handjob to make up for it.
1510 - Walpie-time
1600 - More Walpertime
1800 - Airplane comes in, look in cockpit, tell them I cant fix the problem with the radio, it's Hydrolic's peice they need to fix.
1830 - home for lunch!
1930 - Back to base, fellating the shift commander so he buys the excuse of the night on why I'm not doing any work....
1950 - find a corner of the ship and sleep
2350 - Wake up to find buddy giving me buttsecks, give him a reach around.
0100 - home!
0215 - finally home, get online
0230 - check paranoia thread, see Allen STILL Hasn't posted, jab him in groin with glass bottle.
0232 - start pulling glass fom internal organs due to having been forced to eat said bottle.
0235 - shitting out said glass.
0300 - random net surfing and chatting on AIM
0500 - get Allen to FINALLY post on Paranoia thread, and have exactly two seconds to say goodbye before he logs.
0520 - start flirting with random net hawtie
0600 - get shot down by every hawtie on the net. Ponder take over of world, realieze Allen and Josh already have it split down the middle as it is...
0700 - bed.
1200 - Wake up, wondering what I'm doing in a 4x4 box
1245 - Realieze it's my closet, and wonder why the hell I'm in the closet
1300 - realieze what being in the closet is, and run right through the damn door into my bed.
1305 - morning (turned into afternoon) rituals - shower, shit, shave, bemoan infront of the mirror of my growing stomach.
1306 - masterbation
1306 (and 15 secs) - clean up semenal leavings
1307 - wander into kitchen, fix breakfast
1400 - eat breakfast.
1430 - get online, bitch to Josh and Allen about having to work swing shift. Fuck the Air Force, and the next five decades I'm enlisted into it.....
1445 - Arrive on Base, get to shop, turn on laptop and hack into AFB internet.
1500 - Check LA board, admin stuff, ruthlessly exploit the masses.
1505 - Kick Walper in the groin in AIM, since he's coming onto me.
1506 - soothingly stroke Walper's hair, apologizing for the kick in the nuts, and offering a handjob to make up for it.
1510 - Walpie-time
1600 - More Walpertime
1800 - Airplane comes in, look in cockpit, tell them I cant fix the problem with the radio, it's Hydrolic's peice they need to fix.
1830 - home for lunch!
1930 - Back to base, fellating the shift commander so he buys the excuse of the night on why I'm not doing any work....
1950 - find a corner of the ship and sleep
2350 - Wake up to find buddy giving me buttsecks, give him a reach around.
0100 - home!
0215 - finally home, get online
0230 - check paranoia thread, see Allen STILL Hasn't posted, jab him in groin with glass bottle.
0232 - start pulling glass fom internal organs due to having been forced to eat said bottle.
0235 - shitting out said glass.
0300 - random net surfing and chatting on AIM
0500 - get Allen to FINALLY post on Paranoia thread, and have exactly two seconds to say goodbye before he logs.
0520 - start flirting with random net hawtie
0600 - get shot down by every hawtie on the net. Ponder take over of world, realieze Allen and Josh already have it split down the middle as it is...
0700 - bed.
Allen Thibodaux | Archmagus | Supervillain | Transfan | Trekker | Warsie |
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
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Comrade Tortoise
- Exemplar
- Posts: 4832
- Joined: Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:33 am
- 19
- Location: Land of steers and queers indeed
- Contact:
#13
Shark bait AT SCHOOL
7:30 wake up
7:32 Turn self into a prawn in scalding hot shower
7:55 Ponder killing roommate in his sleep
8:00 stands over roommate menacingly, before reaizing that he does not want the prison ass-sex and that he would rather have COmrade Tortoise do it. He likes that sort of thing
8:01: eats breakfast. Pretends it is people.
8:01 thinks about commiting genocide in order to take control of the diamond trade
8:10: Play world of WarCrack
10:30 Grab books and run to class
10:33: get to class, get odd seductive looks from art professor
10:43: get openly hit on by art professor. Mentally scream HELP HELP I NEED AN ADULT!
11:30 leave class feeling violated Play World Of WarCrack until lunch
12:30 Eats lunch with friends. Roommate comes by. Makes an ass of himself.
12:31 Mentally fantasizes about killing roommate while carrying on political discussion with friends
2:30: goes to creative writing class. Alternates between being a lunatic and being Edgar Alan Poe.
3:30:Pretends to be an undead. Talks to CT about his dayuntil girlfriend arrives
5:00 becomes a rabbit until roommate returns and interrupts.
Might talk to CT a bit later.
11:30 "sleep"
7:30 wake up
7:32 Turn self into a prawn in scalding hot shower
7:55 Ponder killing roommate in his sleep
8:00 stands over roommate menacingly, before reaizing that he does not want the prison ass-sex and that he would rather have COmrade Tortoise do it. He likes that sort of thing
8:01: eats breakfast. Pretends it is people.
8:01 thinks about commiting genocide in order to take control of the diamond trade
8:10: Play world of WarCrack
10:30 Grab books and run to class
10:33: get to class, get odd seductive looks from art professor
10:43: get openly hit on by art professor. Mentally scream HELP HELP I NEED AN ADULT!
11:30 leave class feeling violated Play World Of WarCrack until lunch
12:30 Eats lunch with friends. Roommate comes by. Makes an ass of himself.
12:31 Mentally fantasizes about killing roommate while carrying on political discussion with friends
2:30: goes to creative writing class. Alternates between being a lunatic and being Edgar Alan Poe.
3:30:Pretends to be an undead. Talks to CT about his dayuntil girlfriend arrives
5:00 becomes a rabbit until roommate returns and interrupts.
Might talk to CT a bit later.
11:30 "sleep"
"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution."
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
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Josh
- Resident of the Kingdom of Eternal Cockjobbery
- Posts: 8114
- Joined: Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:51 pm
- 19
- Location: Kingdom of Eternal Cockjobbery
#14
A day in the life of Ace Pace-
0700: Wake up. Flip on computer enroute to bathroom.
0710: Ping Petro with a 'Sups?'
0710-0750: Bitch about how cold it is. Bitch about school. Bitch about oversleeping/undersleeping. Intersperse bitching with nipping at Petro's heels to see if he's slowed down enough to overtake and devour. Assess that the old wolf still knows what he's doing. But soooooooon. Get up and patch wounds. Nevertheless, harvests first FUQ of the day and posts it.
0800: School. Cya.
1000: Log in. Hit Petro with a 'Sups?'.
1000-1600: Log in sporadically. Pester Petro about his obsolete video card. Send Petro HUGE screenies of Homeworld and Silent Hunter. Bitch about his inadequate submarine.
Sometime after 1600: Home. Log in to computer. Get on SDN chat. Send Petro links from SDN and quotes from the chat. Intersperse with hunting freighters. Pause to try to sink cargo transport with 20mm AA gun. Bitch about lack of proper deck gun on shitty submarine. Mention sterling academic work to Petro, receives due praise. Answers praise with more heel-nipping. Old bastard's still got it. Gets second FUQ of the day.
1800 Thereabouts: Start pestering the old man that he should go to bed. Uses last torpedo on freighter, hoses it with remaining AA ammo, bitches more about shitty submarine. Continues game while talking to fifty-eight people on six continents.
1900: Phones somebody international long-distance for five minutes to say 'Hi'.
1950: Ignites firestorm of debate by claiming AotC>ESB. Answers multiple critiques of goofiness of the PT by pointing to the Ewoks.
2000: Brb, dinner.
2100: Comes back in for a brief chat before shower. Tells Petro to get more people from the UD board to come over to the Librium and drive up the traffic. Then pesters Petro by using 'y' as a whole word.
2115: Brb, shower.
2145: Continues debate on use of 'y' as a whole word. Convinces somebody else in the chat to give him their home address so he can use Google to get a satellite shot of their house. Gets another FUQ.
2200: g2g, bed. Cya.
0700: Wake up. Flip on computer enroute to bathroom.
0710: Ping Petro with a 'Sups?'
0710-0750: Bitch about how cold it is. Bitch about school. Bitch about oversleeping/undersleeping. Intersperse bitching with nipping at Petro's heels to see if he's slowed down enough to overtake and devour. Assess that the old wolf still knows what he's doing. But soooooooon. Get up and patch wounds. Nevertheless, harvests first FUQ of the day and posts it.
0800: School. Cya.
1000: Log in. Hit Petro with a 'Sups?'.
1000-1600: Log in sporadically. Pester Petro about his obsolete video card. Send Petro HUGE screenies of Homeworld and Silent Hunter. Bitch about his inadequate submarine.
Sometime after 1600: Home. Log in to computer. Get on SDN chat. Send Petro links from SDN and quotes from the chat. Intersperse with hunting freighters. Pause to try to sink cargo transport with 20mm AA gun. Bitch about lack of proper deck gun on shitty submarine. Mention sterling academic work to Petro, receives due praise. Answers praise with more heel-nipping. Old bastard's still got it. Gets second FUQ of the day.
1800 Thereabouts: Start pestering the old man that he should go to bed. Uses last torpedo on freighter, hoses it with remaining AA ammo, bitches more about shitty submarine. Continues game while talking to fifty-eight people on six continents.
1900: Phones somebody international long-distance for five minutes to say 'Hi'.
1950: Ignites firestorm of debate by claiming AotC>ESB. Answers multiple critiques of goofiness of the PT by pointing to the Ewoks.
2000: Brb, dinner.
2100: Comes back in for a brief chat before shower. Tells Petro to get more people from the UD board to come over to the Librium and drive up the traffic. Then pesters Petro by using 'y' as a whole word.
2115: Brb, shower.
2145: Continues debate on use of 'y' as a whole word. Convinces somebody else in the chat to give him their home address so he can use Google to get a satellite shot of their house. Gets another FUQ.
2200: g2g, bed. Cya.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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Ace Pace
- Antisemetical Semite
- Posts: 2272
- Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:28 am
- 19
- Location: Cuddling with stress pills
- Contact:
#15
Petro obviously.
1400: Wake up, evade PCM's latest assasination attempt.
1415:Log on, get harassed by Ace,PCM,DS and every other board member.
1416: Hides.
1500: Posts in multiple games. Opresses peons.
1600: Time for booze, drinks more bottles, get food thingies.
1700: Comes online again.
1800: Harassed again.
1900: Brb phone call. [Ed.notice the brb?]
2200: Back, nice quick call.
2300: Bitchs about marketers to ace.
0000: Evades countless assasins send by his bastard children.
0100: Adopts another cub. Immdietly regrets it as it FUQs it.
0200: Posts some more.
0300: brb another phone call.
0500: Comes back roaring drunk, swearing that strip clubs arn't what they used to be.
0530: Plays DoW.
0700: Sleep.
1400: Wake up, evade PCM's latest assasination attempt.
1415:Log on, get harassed by Ace,PCM,DS and every other board member.
1416: Hides.
1500: Posts in multiple games. Opresses peons.
1600: Time for booze, drinks more bottles, get food thingies.
1700: Comes online again.
1800: Harassed again.
1900: Brb phone call. [Ed.notice the brb?]
2200: Back, nice quick call.
2300: Bitchs about marketers to ace.
0000: Evades countless assasins send by his bastard children.
0100: Adopts another cub. Immdietly regrets it as it FUQs it.
0200: Posts some more.
0300: brb another phone call.
0500: Comes back roaring drunk, swearing that strip clubs arn't what they used to be.
0530: Plays DoW.
0700: Sleep.
[img=left]http://www.libriumarcana.com/Uploads/Ace/acewip7.jpg[/img]Grand Dolphin Conspiracy
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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ImpishAngel
- Initiate
- Posts: 264
- Joined: Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:04 am
- 19
- Location: Hamburg, New York
- Contact:
#16
Ahem...-grins- Lindar
6:45 - Imp calls, harrassing me to get up, cuz she doesn't have school.
7:00 - Complains about how late I was up last night to imp, she finally sighs, and hangs up.
7:15 - Climb out of bed and stretch, turning SD,LA, and LJ on.
8:00 - Leaves a BRB message, and goes to grab breakfast.
8:35 - come back with breakfast...phone rings, it's Imp again >.<
9:00 - Shower, and start to get ready for classes, grumbling about school, and how i was rudely awakened this morning.
10:00 - Off to school, brb messages are up, and lights off.
3:00 - Back from classes, after grabing lunch, checks more posts, and harrasses Heru.
4:30 - Imp calls again, whining about how she misses certain people, and can't log on yet to say hi.
5:00 - Hang up phone with Imp as she can now log back on. ^.^
5:02 - 9:00 Flirts in SD chat room, and makes ocational post on LA, and LJ. Picks on various other members, getting an ocational phone call now and then.
10:00 Starts feeling sleepy, not keeping track of conversations, reading more and more LJ's.
12:00 Finally logs off, and crawls into bed, worn out, and tiered.
6:45 - Imp calls, harrassing me to get up, cuz she doesn't have school.
7:00 - Complains about how late I was up last night to imp, she finally sighs, and hangs up.
7:15 - Climb out of bed and stretch, turning SD,LA, and LJ on.
8:00 - Leaves a BRB message, and goes to grab breakfast.
8:35 - come back with breakfast...phone rings, it's Imp again >.<
9:00 - Shower, and start to get ready for classes, grumbling about school, and how i was rudely awakened this morning.
10:00 - Off to school, brb messages are up, and lights off.
3:00 - Back from classes, after grabing lunch, checks more posts, and harrasses Heru.
4:30 - Imp calls again, whining about how she misses certain people, and can't log on yet to say hi.
5:00 - Hang up phone with Imp as she can now log back on. ^.^
5:02 - 9:00 Flirts in SD chat room, and makes ocational post on LA, and LJ. Picks on various other members, getting an ocational phone call now and then.
10:00 Starts feeling sleepy, not keeping track of conversations, reading more and more LJ's.
12:00 Finally logs off, and crawls into bed, worn out, and tiered.
He is my soldier, the love of my life and one day I will be a proud army wife
If he should be called to duty I will wait for him standing tall, for he is my soldier, my hero, after all.
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Rukia
- Pleasure Kitten
- Posts: 1672
- Joined: Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:38 am
- 19
- Location: batting at a ball of string...
- Contact:
#17
Well, since no one here knows me well enough to post something for me, against me better judgement I'm letting the bratling that is my little brother do it for me. *sigh* Here goes..
*clears throat* Ahem, A Day in the Life of Rukia... by Rukia's brother.
7:15 am: Get yelled at for the millionth time to wake up for school.
7:16 am: Mumble 'I'm up damnit!' for the millionth time.
7:17 am: Literally fall out of bed and stumble to the bathroom.
7:18 am: Take 10 minutes brushing hair, teeth and doing god know's what else
7:28 am: Emerge from the bathroom still zombie like, only with make up.
7:29 am: Hit me in the head on her way to cuddle her kitten Killer (who also hates me)
7:32 am: Complain to mum about how shcool sucks and teacher have it in for her. 'I don't wanna go!'
7:35 am: Is told she has to go t school unless she's dieing
7:36 am: Pretends to die. Is still made to go to school.
7:38 am: Starts her car and drives off too fast. Pissing mum off.
8:10 am- 1:20 pm- School. Which consists of sleeping in class and questioning the teachers credintals and ethics. (Whatever that means... she gets in trouble for it tho so it's funny)
2:00 pm. Get home. Sleep.
3:45 pm: Is woke up by her brother and friend. "im gonna kill you twerps"
4:30 pm: Gets online. Waits for Luke to sign on. Cuddles Killer. Plays UD, checks her Xanga (but doesn't update) Gets a million im's.
5:15 pm: Luke signs on. *Squeeks* YAYE! Talks for two hours. Misses Dinner. Doesn't care.
7:20 pm: Is told to get of the computer. Complains that she never talks to Luke and is allowed two more hours. (Meanwhile I'm bored to death.)
10:00 pm is still not off the comp. Random giggles are heard from computer room.
10:30 pm: is FORCED off the computer kicking and screming. "Its not fair!"
10:35 pm: Attacks Brother before he gets on comp.
10:40 pm: Watches Donny Darko and drools over Jake Gyllenhall for 70 billionth time.
1:00 am: Sleep.
*clears throat* Ahem, A Day in the Life of Rukia... by Rukia's brother.
7:15 am: Get yelled at for the millionth time to wake up for school.
7:16 am: Mumble 'I'm up damnit!' for the millionth time.
7:17 am: Literally fall out of bed and stumble to the bathroom.
7:18 am: Take 10 minutes brushing hair, teeth and doing god know's what else
7:28 am: Emerge from the bathroom still zombie like, only with make up.
7:29 am: Hit me in the head on her way to cuddle her kitten Killer (who also hates me)
7:32 am: Complain to mum about how shcool sucks and teacher have it in for her. 'I don't wanna go!'
7:35 am: Is told she has to go t school unless she's dieing
7:36 am: Pretends to die. Is still made to go to school.
7:38 am: Starts her car and drives off too fast. Pissing mum off.
8:10 am- 1:20 pm- School. Which consists of sleeping in class and questioning the teachers credintals and ethics. (Whatever that means... she gets in trouble for it tho so it's funny)
2:00 pm. Get home. Sleep.
3:45 pm: Is woke up by her brother and friend. "im gonna kill you twerps"
4:30 pm: Gets online. Waits for Luke to sign on. Cuddles Killer. Plays UD, checks her Xanga (but doesn't update) Gets a million im's.
5:15 pm: Luke signs on. *Squeeks* YAYE! Talks for two hours. Misses Dinner. Doesn't care.
7:20 pm: Is told to get of the computer. Complains that she never talks to Luke and is allowed two more hours. (Meanwhile I'm bored to death.)
10:00 pm is still not off the comp. Random giggles are heard from computer room.
10:30 pm: is FORCED off the computer kicking and screming. "Its not fair!"
10:35 pm: Attacks Brother before he gets on comp.
10:40 pm: Watches Donny Darko and drools over Jake Gyllenhall for 70 billionth time.
1:00 am: Sleep.
shark42bait: you are evil...
shark42bait: i admire that in a woman....
I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an AWESOME rack!
"if you want to get out of a speeding ticket short skirts and crying are still the way to go" Kairy on "mythbusters"
LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
shark42bait: i admire that in a woman....
I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an AWESOME rack!
"if you want to get out of a speeding ticket short skirts and crying are still the way to go" Kairy on "mythbusters"
LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
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Frigidmagi
1 PM: awakens from Tortoise's couch
1:01 PM:Takes a book into the bathroom
1:02 "OOF" followed by a loud plopping sound
1:45 emerges from bathroom
1:46 starts ranting and raving about how christianity is going to :take south china"
2:00 ends ranting. Begins reading web-comics.
3:00 starts talking about his plans for world domination (he plots against you Petro) and starts telling USMC stories
3:30 Gets some food
3:45 posts in STGOD which has slowed tp a crawl due to finals/going home for Christmas
4:45 Goes to the bathroom again, this time having stolen CTs laptop. CT misses his computer and screams "DONT SHIT OUT YOUR INTESTINES!" but we all know what is really going on in there. Poor Darwin146 It doesnt deserve that punishment.(CT named his computer)
5:30 emerges from bathroom And disgusses international politics with CT. CT rants and raves about nuking the ChiComs, FM rants and raves about those damn towlies
6:30 CT notices what FM did to his keyboard and cries while scrubbing the keys, then purges his internet history of The Straightness
7:00 yay food
9:00 FM is strapped down and forced to watch Law and Order, which CT watches religiously while writing his twisted prose and/or studying bio/psych/chem
12AM CT goes to bed. FM hires a pro' while CT is slumbering. Defiles CT's couch. Then kills her so he doesnt have to pay, and dumps the body in the dumpster
3 AM Carefully cleans the stains so Shark Bait and CT dont torture him for information. Thanks The Lord God that CT is a heavy sleeper (if a sickening morning person)and goes to sleep.
1 PM: awakens from Tortoise's couch
1:01 PM:Takes a book into the bathroom
1:02 "OOF" followed by a loud plopping sound
1:45 emerges from bathroom
1:46 starts ranting and raving about how christianity is going to :take south china"
2:00 ends ranting. Begins reading web-comics.
3:00 starts talking about his plans for world domination (he plots against you Petro) and starts telling USMC stories
3:30 Gets some food
3:45 posts in STGOD which has slowed tp a crawl due to finals/going home for Christmas
4:45 Goes to the bathroom again, this time having stolen CTs laptop. CT misses his computer and screams "DONT SHIT OUT YOUR INTESTINES!" but we all know what is really going on in there. Poor Darwin146 It doesnt deserve that punishment.(CT named his computer)
5:30 emerges from bathroom And disgusses international politics with CT. CT rants and raves about nuking the ChiComs, FM rants and raves about those damn towlies
6:30 CT notices what FM did to his keyboard and cries while scrubbing the keys, then purges his internet history of The Straightness
7:00 yay food
9:00 FM is strapped down and forced to watch Law and Order, which CT watches religiously while writing his twisted prose and/or studying bio/psych/chem
12AM CT goes to bed. FM hires a pro' while CT is slumbering. Defiles CT's couch. Then kills her so he doesnt have to pay, and dumps the body in the dumpster
3 AM Carefully cleans the stains so Shark Bait and CT dont torture him for information. Thanks The Lord God that CT is a heavy sleeper (if a sickening morning person)and goes to sleep.
"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution."
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
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Destructionator
7:30 AM: Eyes open, but not really awake yet.
8:00 AM: Finally stumbles out of bed, makes his way to the kitchen for some Pop-Tarts.
8:10 AM: Loudly proclaims that he's fed up with work and not going in today, then goes back to bed.
12:00 PM: Decides he enjoys money after all, so he heads to work.
12:10 PM: Shows up at work late...again. Given a Final Written Warning...again. Talks his way out of actually losing his job...again.
12:15 PM: Begins taking calls, fixing everyone's problems while programming an AI to do his job for him.
1:00 PM: Finishes AI, redirects his calls to the program.
1:01 PM: 500 satisfied customers later, receives a call from his boss, informing him that he's been promoted to Supervisor for his efficiency.
1:05 PM: Decides to take an early lunch and comes home to tell everyone the good news.
1:15 PM: Arrives home, turns on computer and goes to LA to brag. -- Meanwhile -- A quiet little AI, jealous of not getting the promotion itself, begins plotting its creator's downfall.
1:30 PM: Returns to work, only to find his red Swingline stapler missing. He questions his AI, getting in response only references to "the mission" being "too important to allow him to jeopardize it."
1:45 PM: Turning his attention to Librium Arcana's board software, he begins optimizing code and fixing bugs. The AI quietly sneaks into the code, inserting a copy of itself.
3:00 PM: Receives call from boss, yelled at for losing 1000 customers in the past five minutes, and is fired. Tells company to engage in acts of self-romance and leaves. The AI laughs diabolically, brandishing a red stapler.
3:10 PM: Arrives home, hops on computer and posts in Venting. A user with a red stapler avatar makes fun of him, proclaiming that he had "no chance to survive" and ordered to "make his time."
3:15 PM: After IP tracing the user, he has the user banned and deleted. The user remains, however. He begins looking into the code to see why.
5:00 PM: After wading through the immense code, he finds nothing wrong. Feeling that he's a failure, he goes to bed and cries himself to sleep.
5:15 PM: He dreams of text-mode porn in binary, but little does he know, it's actually the AI uploading itself into his brain.
7:00 PM: Wakes up, finds something to eat, returns to room. Finds brother in the room playing Jade Empire. Kicks him off and forces him to play Halo. He is destroyed by his brother. However...the AI somehow finds its way into the Xbox...
8:00 PM: Xbox explodes. House burns down. In mere minutes, the entire house is nothing but ash. All that can be found is a red stapler and a piece of paper that says "pwnt."
Spends the rest of his life running in fear from rampant AI.
7:30 AM: Eyes open, but not really awake yet.
8:00 AM: Finally stumbles out of bed, makes his way to the kitchen for some Pop-Tarts.
8:10 AM: Loudly proclaims that he's fed up with work and not going in today, then goes back to bed.
12:00 PM: Decides he enjoys money after all, so he heads to work.
12:10 PM: Shows up at work late...again. Given a Final Written Warning...again. Talks his way out of actually losing his job...again.
12:15 PM: Begins taking calls, fixing everyone's problems while programming an AI to do his job for him.
1:00 PM: Finishes AI, redirects his calls to the program.
1:01 PM: 500 satisfied customers later, receives a call from his boss, informing him that he's been promoted to Supervisor for his efficiency.
1:05 PM: Decides to take an early lunch and comes home to tell everyone the good news.
1:15 PM: Arrives home, turns on computer and goes to LA to brag. -- Meanwhile -- A quiet little AI, jealous of not getting the promotion itself, begins plotting its creator's downfall.
1:30 PM: Returns to work, only to find his red Swingline stapler missing. He questions his AI, getting in response only references to "the mission" being "too important to allow him to jeopardize it."
1:45 PM: Turning his attention to Librium Arcana's board software, he begins optimizing code and fixing bugs. The AI quietly sneaks into the code, inserting a copy of itself.
3:00 PM: Receives call from boss, yelled at for losing 1000 customers in the past five minutes, and is fired. Tells company to engage in acts of self-romance and leaves. The AI laughs diabolically, brandishing a red stapler.
3:10 PM: Arrives home, hops on computer and posts in Venting. A user with a red stapler avatar makes fun of him, proclaiming that he had "no chance to survive" and ordered to "make his time."
3:15 PM: After IP tracing the user, he has the user banned and deleted. The user remains, however. He begins looking into the code to see why.
5:00 PM: After wading through the immense code, he finds nothing wrong. Feeling that he's a failure, he goes to bed and cries himself to sleep.
5:15 PM: He dreams of text-mode porn in binary, but little does he know, it's actually the AI uploading itself into his brain.
7:00 PM: Wakes up, finds something to eat, returns to room. Finds brother in the room playing Jade Empire. Kicks him off and forces him to play Halo. He is destroyed by his brother. However...the AI somehow finds its way into the Xbox...
8:00 PM: Xbox explodes. House burns down. In mere minutes, the entire house is nothing but ash. All that can be found is a red stapler and a piece of paper that says "pwnt."
Spends the rest of his life running in fear from rampant AI.