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Hi all! Comadore Tortise has once more brought me forth, so nice to meet y'all!

*pounces on the Shark Bait*

Well holy crap. Hi Bait.

Comrade Tortoise wrote:*pounces on the Shark Bait*

OUCH touch not lest ye be touched

DIE WORM!

-grabs pitchfork and leaps upon Shark Bait-

oh...wait..that's not how we great the newbies?

fine

:newbies:

dibs on his spleen and liver

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I like to see them all poke in unison.

Hey Bait! Got us some cacharias cacharadon pics?

(And god, I know I misspelled that.)

*pulls away from hypnotizing unison poking*

Hey, welcome to the board. I hope you...oooh... *hypnotized again*

Petrosjko wrote:Hey Bait! Got us some cacharias cacharadon pics?

(And god, I know I misspelled that.)

sure thing allways good to have a few pics of a good toothy grin!

Welcome to the board.
- Ra

I call dibs on his head and heart.

hey, that is my brother you people are poking and calling dibs on!

Comrade Tortoise wrote:hey, that is my brother you people are poking and calling dibs on!

Fine, you get the liver.

I call small intestine.

Hey sorry do dissapoint all of you but a few weeks ago I was sold at auction to about 5 people so ya really cant devide me up unless you buy me out from them and the price has gone up.

Shark Bait wrote:Hey sorry do dissapoint all of you but a few weeks ago I was sold at auction to about 5 people so ya really cant devide me up unless you buy me out from them and the price has gone up.

Or you can do things my way...

I'd explain, but everyone already knows what my way is.

Shark Bait wrote:Hey sorry do dissapoint all of you but a few weeks ago I was sold at auction to about 5 people so ya really cant devide me up unless you buy me out from them and the price has gone up.

*grins* yeah well, it's easier just to drag you off and hide you away from prying eyes than it is to try and pay them off, besides, since they want your spleen and liver i can use the rest of you for some experiments....

Welcome...

And I call dibs on his soul... or is that just the demilich player character in me talking?

no, you cant have his soul... though he has a collection of other people's souls you may be able to bargain for

Dakarne you can't call dibs on his soul. You have to be at least a mod for that.

sorry can't have the soul that was ripped out years ago by mother just ask CT. As for the squishy organs eh not much use in those half are broken anyway, as for the rest of me... well you'll have to take that up with the folks that bought me chances are there is ALLWAYS one of them arround.

Dakarne you can't call dibs on his soul. You have to be at least a mod for that.

Ah well, 'twas worth a shot at least

I call dibs on his blood then...

I call dibs on his blood then...

Sorry kid I already got a buyer lined up for that. Can you beat 500$ a pint?

Sorry kid I already got a buyer lined up for that. Can you beat 500$ a pint?

I'm from Lancashire, I'm not paying that!!!

Ah well, I'll just go steal the blood and soul of some random passerby then...

frigidmagi wrote:

I call dibs on his blood then...

Sorry kid I already got a buyer lined up for that. Can you beat 500$ a pint?

Jesus christ magi $500 a pint?? hey man lets work something out here you can donate blood how often again?

You know Shark Bait, I have to admit to feeling somewhat guilty on part of my fellow posters here who insist on slicing you up. I'm nothing like that, allow me to show you the ropes around here.