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President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to assist France in the face of on-going rioting. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 angry teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the mob. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.

Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less they stand out from the French the better off they will be.

Petrosjko wrote:Tonight I invented a new phrase during a game of WA.

I had a Baneblade that was stuck with a Leman in front of it in a chokepoint, and neither could move.

In frustration, I yelled 'For fuck's sake, hit the French gear and get out of there!" before backing it out so it could go on to deal death to the enemies of the Emperor.

Which leads to 'Quick, put it in French' being the joke of the evening.

Comrade Tortoise wrote:You know, maybe while we are there, we could just annex the country. French women would know once again what it is like to sleep with a winner!