President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to assist France in the face of on-going rioting. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 angry teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the mob. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less they stand out from the French the better off they will be.
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Tonight I invented a new phrase during a game of WA.
I had a Baneblade that was stuck with a Leman in front of it in a chokepoint, and neither could move.
In frustration, I yelled 'For fuck's sake, hit the French gear and get out of there!" before backing it out so it could go on to deal death to the enemies of the Emperor.
Which leads to 'Quick, put it in French' being the joke of the evening.
I had a Baneblade that was stuck with a Leman in front of it in a chokepoint, and neither could move.
In frustration, I yelled 'For fuck's sake, hit the French gear and get out of there!" before backing it out so it could go on to deal death to the enemies of the Emperor.
Which leads to 'Quick, put it in French' being the joke of the evening.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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I so just LOLed myself. I'm stealing that one.Petrosjko wrote:Tonight I invented a new phrase during a game of WA.
I had a Baneblade that was stuck with a Leman in front of it in a chokepoint, and neither could move.
In frustration, I yelled 'For fuck's sake, hit the French gear and get out of there!" before backing it out so it could go on to deal death to the enemies of the Emperor.
Which leads to 'Quick, put it in French' being the joke of the evening.
Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river.
The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of god.
The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of god.
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You know, maybe while we are there, we could just annex the country. French women would know once again what it is like to sleep with a winner!
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There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
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Who doesn't call her "Fraulein."Comrade Tortoise wrote:You know, maybe while we are there, we could just annex the country. French women would know once again what it is like to sleep with a winner!
The Paladin's Domain, My Blog (Updated 5/18/2009)
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils." -- General John Stark
"A fortress circumvented ceases to be an obstacle.
A fortress destroyed ceases to be a threat.
Do not forget the difference."
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed." -- G. K. Chesterton
"Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils." -- General John Stark
"A fortress circumvented ceases to be an obstacle.
A fortress destroyed ceases to be a threat.
Do not forget the difference."
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed." -- G. K. Chesterton