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Me: We need to bury a body by the way
Magi: Why?
Me: Sisters boyfriend cheated on her
Magi: Is this the brother of the last boyfriend?
Me:Yes... Frankly I think both need to die but I can only really justify killing the one
Magi: Oh come on, once you've killed one brother, killing the other is like eating the next potato chip
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[20:43] BrucietheBat: I live 4000 miles away and have never met you in my life. But I know the only way you would be working as a tavern wench is because you are staking out the place for a heist. Regular you is soft leather and a minimum of one dagger up each appendage plus poisonous lipstick and any number of nasty surprises in your belt pouches.

On me dressing up for the ren faire
shark42bait: you are evil...
shark42bait: i admire that in a woman....
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[18:02] magithis: I have claimed Shadowrun for the glory of the Fantasy Forum.
[18:06] DarekSilver001: uh oh
[18:06] magithis: :-)
[18:09] DarekSilver001: on the other hand....
[18:09] DarekSilver001: -strikes you down-
[18:10] *** "magithis" signed off at Sat Apr 19 18:10:40 2008.
[18:11] DarekSilver001: !!! Victoly!
Yes...I am that damn good.
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[22:03] DarekSilver001: So my mom just told me "Fuck you" and I just replied to her "Your not my type..."
[22:10] TevarTahalshia: *Chokes on tea*
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[15:18] christinamzc: so my boobies are safe
That's what she thinks.......


from later on....
[15:21] DarekSilver001: besides
[15:21] DarekSilver001: don't you know if you keep your boobies cover
[15:21] DarekSilver001: then the Terrorist have -won-
[15:21] DarekSilver001: well...the Terrorist and the FCC...
[15:21] christinamzc: my boobs are safe
[15:21] DarekSilver001: but their covered
[15:21] christinamzc: and then I've won
[15:21] DarekSilver001: that means the Terrorist have won
Why do you hate America Chris? Why do you want the Terrorist to win....
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I only caught a snip of this but....

Annoying Patient:(Incomprehensable screaming and complaining)

Awsome Dr.: (walks into pts room)(throws open adjacent curtain)(points to dead body)

Awsome Dr.: (Yells back) "Do you want to end like them?"
"Sir, are you classified as human?"
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
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DarkSteele: stop! look and watch. Get set. Ready yet? It's All That!
IRWriter86: lol
IRWriter86: Oh All That...
DarkSteele: funny show from my teenhood
IRWriter86: Your teenhood? Aren't you like 40 or something? :wink:
IRWriter86: :razz:
DarkSteele: ....
DarkSteele: -stabs you repeatedly with a sharp rusty wooden implemtn-
IRWriter86: I regret nothing...
DarkSteele: you never regret anything
DarkSteele: which is a good way to live
DarkSteele: regret nothing
DarkSteele: take everything
DarkSteele: give nothing back
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7:56:14 PM FickityTwists: If you get time, you should look at the site. It is amusing and creapy all at once.
7:57:57 PM FickityTwists: If I were to ever ( EVER) open a haunted house or something of that nature, I would be coming to these guys for the supplies.
7:58:32 PM FickityTwists: They have a torchurous 19th century spiked leather animal weaner.
...Wow.
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The Village Idiot wrote:I only caught a snip of this but....

Annoying Patient:(Incomprehensable screaming and complaining)

Awsome Dr.: (walks into pts room)(throws open adjacent curtain)(points to dead body)

Awsome Dr.: (Yells back) "Do you want to end like them?"
This had me laughing. That is awesome.
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I'm so mean.
[21:50] TevarTahalshia: 0_0

Is' a GIRL?!
[21:50] TevarTahalshia: Wow! You know a Girl other than me!
[21:51] TevarTahalshia:
[21:53] genhavoc: ROTFL, gee thanks
[21:53] genhavoc: And yes, yes it is, one I've known for a LONG time actually online
[21:55] TevarTahalshia: Why aren't you dating her yet?
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But Wait... there's more!
[21:57] genhavoc: Besides...
[21:57] genhavoc: I'm a "scary internet guy".
[21:57] genhavoc: Far as anyone knows
[21:57] TevarTahalshia: 0_o
[21:57] TevarTahalshia: *BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH*
[21:57] genhavoc: ?
[21:58] TevarTahalshia: YOU?! Scary Internet Guy?
[21:58] TevarTahalshia: *BWHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA*
[21:59] genhavoc: ...
[21:59] genhavoc: I... I can be scary!
[21:59] genhavoc: ... rar?
[21:59] genhavoc: Fear me?
[21:59] TevarTahalshia: You're adorable when you try that
[22:00] genhavoc: I AM THE EPITOME OF ALL THAT IS EVIL! FEAR ME!
[22:00] genhavoc: *Jumps up and down*
[22:02] TevarTahalshia: You're so cute!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHUGS*
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[21:01] Rogue 9 Nine: Why the hell are they testing the tornado sirens now? It's not the first of the month.
[21:01] Rogue 9 Nine: And there's no storm going on...
[21:02] Rogue 9 Nine: Oh. Apparently there's about to be. Excuse me; I need to run for the basement.
[21:03] TevarTahalshia: BYE!!!
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Nitram, walking out of the theatre:

"Wall-E is the most harmless Outside Context Problem ever."
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[23:51] genhavoc: Well one day I'll head over to WV, and we'll see what it's all about
[23:52] TevarTahalshia: I'll be here
[23:52] TevarTahalshia: I'll give you crash space, and a tour of the area
[23:53] genhavoc: That sounds like a mighty fine offer
[23:53] genhavoc: You in the habit of taking in random internet strangers for a vacation? I could be an axe murderer after all
[23:54] TevarTahalshia: Hotfoot and Marcao.
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[23:54] genhavoc: They are axe murderers.
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A nurse at work one night after a patients family member approched us.
I guess I'll use my hard earned bachelor's degree and help her to the bathroom.
And suddenly it re-dawns on the room that the medical field is a really fucked up place to work.
"Sir, are you classified as human?"
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
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Silence: I miss the 60s It was a good decade
Magi: You weren't there!
Silence: Says who?
Magi: Your parents, for one
Silence: I was constructed long before that
Magi: That's going to come as a shock to your mother what with the pregnancy and all
Silence: That was hard to pull off.... :grin:
Magi:... Ten points to Silence
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[14:08] ImperialFeline: And California has a Richmond as well
[14:10] ImperialFeline: correction, every state, province, and their dog has a place called Richmond.
[14:10] ImperialFeline: (Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richmond)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richmond
[14:10] HotfootB5: Haha, nice
[14:11] HotfootB5: Still, Richmond is the capital of Virginia, hence the prominance in my mind
[14:11] ImperialFeline: Clearly, in the English speaking world you aren't ready for the bigtime unless you have a Richmond.
[14:11] ImperialFeline: Silly you, associating it with a nearby state capital.
[14:12] HotfootB5: Yeah, what was I thinking? It's almost like a canadian gaming company making a world based around vibrant city-states with large swathes of unihabitable barrens outside the city borders, which only madmen and Newfoundlanders live.
[14:14] ImperialFeline: Hmm. I think you're suggesting something, but I can't quite put my finger to it. Excuse me while I grab my gun and repel some roving Albertans.
The game I'm referring to, of course, is Heavy Gear.
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While sitting at traffic lights reading bumper stickers
Shark Bait: “in case of rapture this car will be unmannedâ€
[img=left]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/ ... giite1.png[/img]"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
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In most of the animal kingdom it takes about eight seconds for the act of copulation to occur, this is because during copulation you are vulnerable. Humans are the only species that could possibly even think of the concept of premature ejaculation, yeah I want you to go out to the savanna and tell a male lion he has a problem with premature ejaculation. That and I can guarantee that if you had to do it out on the African planes you would finish pretty quickly too.
My behavioral bio professor Dr. Punzo while we were watching a documentary on social carnivore behavior.
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Ace1 Pace1: hey los, any chance you have access to nature?
LosontiTokash: what, like outside
[img=left]http://www.libriumarcana.com/Uploads/Ace/acewip7.jpg[/img]Grand Dolphin Conspiracy
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.

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"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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To make a long story short, 5-fluorouracil inhibits an enzyme known as thymidylate synthase which is responsible for putting the thymines in DNA. Once this enzyme has been inhibited, the cell dies a sad, lonely, thymeaningless death.
something i found while researching organohalides it was funny to me damn it!
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shark42bait (11:24:55 AM): http://www.pvponline.com/2008/10/07/the-emo-knight/
shark42bait (11:24:57 AM): heh
AmPhibiMan415 (11:26:39 AM): lol
AmPhibiMan415 (11:26:52 AM): Bruce Wayne would kick Tony Stark’s ass
shark42bait (11:27:07 AM): with what?
shark42bait (11:27:40 AM): 1 even baring the use of their alter egos Tony stark is so drunk all the time he could be hit with a truck and not feel it
AmPhibiMan415 (11:27:46 AM): because bruce wayne is bad-ass without the costume... whilst stark needs a mechanical suit
shark42bait (11:28:03 AM): 2 stark wouldn’t bother fighting he'd build a robot to do it for him
shark42bait (11:28:09 AM): while serving him more scotch
shark42bait (11:28:30 AM): 3 using the iron man suit he could turn batman inside out and then paint the walls with what was left
shark42bait (11:28:57 AM): and finally after all that he'd go bang half a dozen super models and you know not end up crying after sex
AmPhibiMan415 (11:29:08 AM): LOL
AmPhibiMan415 (11:29:11 AM): fuck you man
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Ouch...
"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution."
- Theodosius Dobzhansky

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AmPhibiMan415 (12:34:51 AM): http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl ... ision&cd=1
aiifharbinger (12:36:38 AM): dont make me send you janeway porn
AmPhibiMan415 (12:36:50 AM): http://www.sexoteric.com/pic/nl/artpic/ ... ePhoto.jpg
AmPhibiMan415 (12:36:51 AM): haha
AmPhibiMan415 (12:36:53 AM): too late
AmPhibiMan415 (12:37:14 AM): NOOOOOOOO
aiifharbinger (12:37:14 AM): why do you have janeway porn?(note: this was a misunderstanding prior to clicking the link)
AmPhibiMan415 (12:37:17 AM): SHE HAS A BABY
AmPhibiMan415 (12:37:25 AM): makes her a milf then
aiifharbinger (12:39:11 AM): hah!
aiifharbinger (12:44:22 AM): http://www.startrekfakes.com/janeway/images/11.jpg
aiifharbinger (12:44:32 AM): take that!
AmPhibiMan415 (12:48:35 AM): eh
AmPhibiMan415 (12:48:38 AM): that's not bad
aiifharbinger (12:48:44 AM): ...
aiifharbinger (12:48:58 AM): Janeway porn is supposed to be too terrible to gaze apon
AmPhibiMan415 (12:49:55 AM): i'm sure there are worse ones out there.... somewhere....
Note: links NSFW or your sanity
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There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid

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"Jesus Christ what is with those nipples oh my god they are like..... FUCK, shit god damn it those are like the biggest fucking.... I... FUCK!"

Rukia after looking at above links.
[img=left]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/ ... giite1.png[/img]"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
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