New User Introductions Mk II
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#326 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
God help us all...
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair...
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
#327 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Particularly once you give me a dragon!
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#328 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
The dragons will be forthcoming, do not fear!
So will the torture. So much torture.
So will the torture. So much torture.
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair...
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
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#329 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Wait, when the hell did you become George R.R. Martin?General Havoc wrote:The dragons will be forthcoming, do not fear!
So will the torture. So much torture.
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#330 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
What's so awesome about dragons anyway? The set fire to their bedding, they eat your furniture, they ruin the carpets (and pretty much everything else they spend any amount of time around), and they're even more volatile than the E-D's Warp Core. Frankly I-
I don't think that's quite the sort of dragon he was talking about, Master Bruce. Welcome to Librium Arcana, Master Brekkeh.
Oh. Hi there. The guy in red is Alfred, my butler. A hearty welcome from me, him, and whoever else hangs around the cave these day. Enjoy your stay for as long as it lasts...
I don't think that's quite the sort of dragon he was talking about, Master Bruce. Welcome to Librium Arcana, Master Brekkeh.
Oh. Hi there. The guy in red is Alfred, my butler. A hearty welcome from me, him, and whoever else hangs around the cave these day. Enjoy your stay for as long as it lasts...
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'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
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'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#331 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
The dragons are coming back?General Havoc wrote:The dragons will be forthcoming, do not fear!
So will the torture. So much torture.
I miss my dragon. Even if I did seem to be doing my best to get him killed...
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#332 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Excuse me, if there's to be torture I demand a supervisory role at the minimum.
It is my day job, after all.
Union rules and all. No scabs, bitches.
It is my day job, after all.
Union rules and all. No scabs, bitches.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
#333 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
That description pretty much sounds like cats.Batman wrote:What's so awesome about dragons anyway? The set fire to their bedding, they eat your furniture, they ruin the carpets (and pretty much everything else they spend any amount of time around), and they're even more volatile than the E-D's Warp Core.
Hello! And thanks for the welcome. (Thanks to everyone in the thread for the welcomes; I'm just far too lazy to reply individually, and that seems like post clutter anyway.)Batman wrote: Frankly I-
I don't think that's quite the sort of dragon he was talking about, Master Bruce. Welcome to Librium Arcana, Master Brekkeh.
Oh. Hi there. The guy in red is Alfred, my butler. A hearty welcome from me, him, and whoever else hangs around the cave these day. Enjoy your stay for as long as it lasts...
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#334 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Last I checked cats (other than Lionel) don't eat your furniture and I have yet to meet one that explodes.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#335 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Joshua, you know damn well I outed the Unions from all Board Activities and Jobs back in the inception prior to the initiation of the Original Triumviate.
And I'm pretty sure I never authorized the reinstatement of their contracts. Pretty sure I kept that power to myself....
So anyway, two new folks - Who the hell let them on my Chantry's front lawn?
(I'm behind the times, I need to spend less and less time in my Horizon Realm....)
Bah...Petro, get the Probulator up and running..B4, start the blood taps...
And I'm pretty sure I never authorized the reinstatement of their contracts. Pretty sure I kept that power to myself....
So anyway, two new folks - Who the hell let them on my Chantry's front lawn?
(I'm behind the times, I need to spend less and less time in my Horizon Realm....)
Bah...Petro, get the Probulator up and running..B4, start the blood taps...
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"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
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#336 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Sup? Sup? Who asks me to dine with them? I shall sup when I choose, varlet!zwinmar wrote:sup
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair...
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
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#337 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Methinks the Autobot doth protest too much.
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#338 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
I shall punish you for your insolence!White Haven wrote:Methinks the Autobot doth protest too much.
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair...
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
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AWWWWWWWWWWWW! TEENYBOT IS BEING CUTE AGAIN!!!General Havoc wrote:I shall punish you for your insolence!White Haven wrote:Methinks the Autobot doth protest too much.
*snags up into a big hug*
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HORNET IS NOT NAMED TEENYBOT!
... USUALLY.
... USUALLY.
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair...
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
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#341 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
HUGGLEBOT 9000!General Havoc wrote:HORNET IS NOT NAMED TEENYBOT!
... USUALLY.
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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#342 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
I hate you all so much.Cynical Cat wrote:HUGGLEBOT 9000!General Havoc wrote:HORNET IS NOT NAMED TEENYBOT!
... USUALLY.
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair...
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
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How do you think we keep this place running? On rainbows and puppies? We've been powering this place off of your hate and rage for years. At this point I'm pretty sure we've got a surplus capable of supplying clean burning rage-fuel for the next century and a half.General Havoc wrote:I hate you all so much.
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#344 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Then what the hell happened to all the puppies?
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#345 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Where do you think we keep getting the meat for the free Chinese buffet?Batman wrote:Then what the hell happened to all the puppies?
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#346 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
We have a free chinese buffet? Nobody ever tells me anything!
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#347 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Hi. Welcome to the board, yes they're always like that.zwinmar wrote:sup
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Oh don't sit there and pretend you're any better, Frigid! Or shall I start singing the praises of the Army procurement boards?frigidmagi wrote:Hi. Welcome to the board, yes they're always like that.zwinmar wrote:sup
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair...
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
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#349 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Havoc, my dear friend. If you want to start 2017 without your knees, you don't need to engage in lies and silliness. We're friends, you can just ask.General Havoc wrote:Oh don't sit there and pretend you're any better, Frigid! Or shall I start singing the praises of the Army procurement boards?
"it takes two sides to end a war but only one to start one. And those who do not have swords may still die upon them." Tolken
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Now we see the violence inherent in the system!frigidmagi wrote:Havoc, my dear friend. If you want to start 2017 without your knees, you don't need to engage in lies and silliness. We're friends, you can just ask.
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair...
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."