Well, Considering I'm the Detective's Arch-Nemesis (I part time as the Demon's Head), I can tell you it's very hard to actually get off'd by him.
I've managed to stay alive for what...40 years now?
New User Introductions Mk II
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"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
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Didn't anybody get the memo about how us Bat people never kill? I freaking reanimated the Joker of all people when Richard beat him to death in 'Last Laugh'.
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Plus, in fairness, Ras has the Lazarus Pits.
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41 come June out of universe. 800 or something to that effect in. Granted, I wasn't around for most of that to try to kill you (which is something I rarely do and usually get prevented from when I try) but given the prevalence of time travel shenanigans in the DC Universe I wouldn't be surprised if I had at some point or other tried to stop you before I was born.Dark Silver wrote:Well, Considering I'm the Detective's Arch-Nemesis (I part time as the Demon's Head), I can tell you it's very hard to actually get off'd by him.
I've managed to stay alive for what...40 years now?
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#305 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
What? Why?Didn't anybody get the memo about how us Bat people never kill? I freaking reanimated the Joker of all people when Richard beat him to death in 'Last Laugh'.
Was the writer on drugs? I mean Batman didn't reanimate Jason and he liked the little thug! Why on earth would he reanimate the Joker!?! He hates the Joker! It's the Joker who has a crush on him not the other way around! If someone killed the Joker, I could see Batman hunting the guy down and putting in jail but not bringing a fucking mass murdering serial killer back from the grave. If that happened, you think there would be heroes going after the Bat, he's clearly gone around the bend!
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1. Reanimating Jason was not an option (and I'm not so sure about me liking him, either). By the time I got there, he was dead. Not Emergency Room he's on the brink of death but we can still save him dead, having been blown up by a considerable size explosive charge after having been beaten up for a considerable length of time with a crowbar dead.
Reanimating the Joker, however, was possible.
2. Remember that memo apparently nobody got? We do not kill. At all. Ever. Yes, it's abysmally stupid, and yes, countless lives would have been saved if we did, and the world would probably have given us medals for it. That doesn't change the fact that unless the New 52 reboot has finally done away with the stupid No Killing rule, we're bound by it.
Reanimating the Joker, however, was possible.
2. Remember that memo apparently nobody got? We do not kill. At all. Ever. Yes, it's abysmally stupid, and yes, countless lives would have been saved if we did, and the world would probably have given us medals for it. That doesn't change the fact that unless the New 52 reboot has finally done away with the stupid No Killing rule, we're bound by it.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
#307 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Hello everyone. I'm one of Steve's friends. :)
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#308 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Welcome to the board. Hope you enjoy.
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#309 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Thank you, and I hope I do as well.
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Heya Tim! Long time no see :)
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Hi. Welcome to LA, be very suspicious of any board member who seems overly friendly, and never ever admit to being an organ donor.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#312 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Ignore all this. We're all VERY VERY happy to see you. Could you please finish your new member identification process by supplying us with your blood type and the status of your kidneys?Batman wrote:Hi. Welcome to LA, be very suspicious of any board member who seems overly friendly, and never ever admit to being an organ donor.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
#313 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Thank you Lady Tev, but for future reference, please don't call me Tim as I much prefer TJ. :)LadyTevar wrote:Heya Tim! Long time no see :)
I'm O+, and both of my kidneys are unsuitable for transplant (not only would I like to keep them, but due to medications I've been on they are in fact unsuitable for transplant - same with almost all of my other organs).Josh wrote:Ignore all this. We're all VERY VERY happy to see you. Could you please finish your new member identification process by supplying us with your blood type and the status of your kidneys?Batman wrote:Hi. Welcome to LA, be very suspicious of any board member who seems overly friendly, and never ever admit to being an organ donor.
Edit: Besides, if anything happens to me, I've tasked Big Steve with avenging me.
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Well you can't say I didn't warn you.
'I wonder how far the barometer sunk.'-'All der way. Trust me on dis.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
'Go ahead. Bake my quiche'.
'Undead or alive, you're coming with me.'
'Detritus?'-'Yessir?'-'Never go to Klatch'.-'Yessir.'
'Many fine old manuscripts in that place, I believe. Without price, I'm told.'-'Yes, sir. Certainly worthless, sir.'-'Is it possible you misunderstood what I just said, Commander?'
'Can't sing, can't dance, can handle a sword a little'
'Run away, and live to run away another day'-The Rincewind principle
'Hello, inner child. I'm the inner babysitter.'
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#315 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Oh.
Well, welcome to you anyway. Enjoy your time posting here.
Well, welcome to you anyway. Enjoy your time posting here.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
#316 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
And with a Multiverse-spanning TARDIS there's oh so many ways to avenge. Collapsing galaxies, chains from dwarf stars, imprisonment on the Source Wall, being dropped in the Winter lands of Faerie, and even being forced to Meet the Meat.TimothyC wrote:Edit: Besides, if anything happens to me, I've tasked Big Steve with avenging me.
*notices blank looks*
What? If the Deutsch Fledermaus can talk like he's Batman, it's all fair.
Anyway, welcome TJ. Remember; say nothing negative about the USMC. It makes Frig ornery. You don't wanna know how he responded when I teased that Louis Johnson was the best SecDef ever....
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#317 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Meh, if you ever piss Frig off just toss some raw meat to the side and run away for a bit.
Works every time.
Works every time.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#318 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Wait, so if I kill you, I can destroy Steve in self-defense?! YES!
I mean...
HI! Welcome to the forums new person whom I do not plan to kill!
I mean...
HI! Welcome to the forums new person whom I do not plan to kill!
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair...
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
Havoc: "So basically if you side against him, he summons Cthulu."
Hotfoot: "Yes, which is reasonable."
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#319 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
That's actually a pretty good line.General Havoc wrote:Wait, so if I kill you, I can destroy Steve in self-defense?! YES!
I mean...
HI! Welcome to the forums new person whom I do not plan to kill!
I even snickered a bit.When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
#320 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
::waves:: Greetings, fellow humans!
I'm a friend of General Havoc's and have been invited here with the promise of a dragon. I'm pretty sure I can't trust anything GH says, but the shiny shiny dragon wiki was kind of convincing. So, (against my better judgment?) here I am!
I'm a friend of General Havoc's and have been invited here with the promise of a dragon. I'm pretty sure I can't trust anything GH says, but the shiny shiny dragon wiki was kind of convincing. So, (against my better judgment?) here I am!
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#321 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Greetings and welcome!
Are you a civic-minded citizen who agreed to be an organ donor?
No particular reason, I just find the question to be an excellent icebreaker. Also, do you happen to know your blood type?
Are you a civic-minded citizen who agreed to be an organ donor?
No particular reason, I just find the question to be an excellent icebreaker. Also, do you happen to know your blood type?
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
#322 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
I do happen to be capable of scrolling up in a thread, so I'm going to go ahead and take advice offered to others and NEVER EVER admit that I'm an organ donor.
Even if I WERE to admit I'm an organ donor, I certainly wouldn't tell you that my blood type is probably A+ or AB+, nor would I tell you that I'm relatively young and healthy and all my organs are in good working order.
In fact, if I were to slip and mention any of those things, you might rightly assume that I've not done so through carelessness, but rather that I've set a trap for you.
Even if I WERE to admit I'm an organ donor, I certainly wouldn't tell you that my blood type is probably A+ or AB+, nor would I tell you that I'm relatively young and healthy and all my organs are in good working order.
In fact, if I were to slip and mention any of those things, you might rightly assume that I've not done so through carelessness, but rather that I've set a trap for you.
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#323 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Welcome to the board and good luck.
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#324 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Tricksey this one is... Welcome, enjoy yourself, don't mind the mess...
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#325 Re: New User Introductions Mk II
Oh, got us a live one!
Seriously, welcome and greets, just post, shit's all laid back here.
Seriously, welcome and greets, just post, shit's all laid back here.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain