Let the Engendering begin...

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:34 pm

Lindar wrote:Yeah Walpie stop touching yourself and just tell us!!

I haven't taken the test honestly...hell, haven't even clicked the link.

Caz · Post by **Caz** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:00 pm

It almost unequivocally thinks I'm a dude.

Ra · Post by Ra » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:33 pm

So... this thing has thusfar claimed many women are men, and men are women. I must seriously place my doubt on this machine.

But yes, I know, it's just for fun.

- Ra

Post by **B4UTRUST** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:41 pm

*Looks Caz up and down*...how?! LoL

Caz · Post by **Caz** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:50 pm

B4UTRUST wrote:*Looks Caz up and down*...how?! LoL

I didn't say it made me grow a penis!

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:55 pm

Lindar wrote:
Surlethe wrote:
Aren't you?
*grabs Surly and lands a kiss on him* Sometimes. BUt that's allll good, because i'd rather it thought i was a boy.

My, my, my; aren't you horny nowadays?

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:08 pm

Surlethe wrote:
My, my, my; aren't you horny nowadays?

*digs a nice claw hole in Surlys back* who me? never....

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:48 am

*digs a nice claw hole in Surlys back* who me? never....

*casts "Envenom Claw"*

So... this thing has thusfar claimed many women are men, and men are women. I must seriously place my doubt on this machine.

... hmmm

*Looks Caz up and down*...how?! LoL

Well, it half-thinks I'm a lass...

But if it were to go off of looks, I look like a slightly overweight, particularly tall northernenglishman...

Ah well, women prefer a man who's in touch with his femenine side...

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:16 am

Dakarne wrote: Ah well, women prefer a man who's in touch with his femenine side...

Does it work the other way around? You know, men preferring a woman who's in touch with her masculine side?

(For that matter, does anyone ever even talk about being in touch with their masculine side?)

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:27 am

Mayabird wrote:
Dakarne wrote: Ah well, women prefer a man who's in touch with his femenine side...
Does it work the other way around? You know, men preferring a woman who's in touch with her masculine side?

(For that matter, does anyone ever even talk about being in touch with their masculine side?)

I don't think I've ever encountered anyone talking about a "Masculine Side"...

And, not really, I'd prefer a significant other who is interested in literature mostly... doesn't have to be explicitly masculine

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:18 am

I've had two girlfriends who are in touch with their masculine sides, did not end well either time.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:47 am

Shark Bait wrote:I've had two girlfriends who are in touch with their masculine sides, did not end well either time.

*pokes Shark Bait* Did you not get in touch with your feminine side in order to counter their masculinity?

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:20 pm

Lindar wrote:
Shark Bait wrote:I've had two girlfriends who are in touch with their masculine sides, did not end well either time.
*pokes Shark Bait* Did you not get in touch with your feminine side in order to counter their masculinity?

Define in touch with my feminine side, because I cook, make jewlry, sew and other such things, and apparently I also write like a girl.

No my exes are just insane one of em held me down and punched me in the chest till my sternum cracked, all as an act of foreplay. She also said on several occasions that she wished she was a man, that is what I ment by in touch with her "masculine" side.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:30 pm

Shark Bait wrote:
Define in touch with my feminine side, because I cook, make jewlry, sew and other such things, and apparently I also write like a girl.

Ok I guess you are already in touch with your feminine side*pats* That's a good thing. I think it's a very sweet endearing quality for a guy to have.

No my exes are just insane one of em held me down and punched me in the chest till my sternum cracked, all as an act of foreplay. She also said on several occasions that she wished she was a man, that is what I ment by in touch with her "masculine" side.

ouch! one should hope that ones other half wouldn't do that....*nip* sorry to hear she cracked ya.

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:16 pm

Lindar wrote:
Surlethe wrote:
My, my, my; aren't you horny nowadays?
*digs a nice claw hole in Surlys back* who me? never....

Nope. Never. Especially not in the Chat, with the ropes, on El ... :P

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:17 pm

Dakarne wrote:
*digs a nice claw hole in Surlys back* who me? never....
*casts "Envenom Claw"*

*shoots Darkane*

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:37 pm

Surlethe wrote:
Lindar wrote:
Surlethe wrote:
My, my, my; aren't you horny nowadays?
*digs a nice claw hole in Surlys back* who me? never....
Nope. Never. Especially not in the Chat, with the ropes, on El ... :P

NOw Surly... you know Heru and i only play, tythere's nothing serious about it*grins, nips Surly* Besides, where would be the fun in it?

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:42 pm

*shoots Darkane*

*has Immunity Against Normal and Magical Missile Weapons cast*

Don't do that again[/quigon] I mean, shooting me is okay, but do NOT misspell my name...

*casts Heal and Remove Poison on The Surly One regardless*

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:34 pm

Dakarne wrote:
*shoots Darkane*
*has Immunity Against Normal and Magical Missile Weapons cast*

*hadn't shot a magic or normal missile*

Don't do that again[/quigon] I mean, shooting me is okay, but do NOT misspell my name...

*innocence* You mean your name isn't Darkane? Silly me; all this time thinking it was Darkane. I mean, who'd'a thunk it? It looks just like it's spelled Darkane, even if it's not.

*casts Heal and Remove Poison on The Surly One regardless*

Why, thank you.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:02 pm

*hadn't shot a magic or normal missile*

In DnD terms, you can't shoot anyone with anything else... other than a spell... in which case I had a Spell Mantle

*innocence* You mean your name isn't Darkane? Silly me; all this time thinking it was Darkane. I mean, who'd'a thunk it? It looks just like it's spelled Darkane, even if it's not.

I'll let your false innocence speak for itself Surly...

Why, thank you.

I'm a sadist, not a murderer...

No my exes are just insane one of em held me down and punched me in the chest till my sternum cracked, all as an act of foreplay. She also said on several occasions that she wished she was a man, that is what I ment by in touch with her "masculine" side.

*casts Heal on Shark Bait too* Now, I've expended my healing spells, so no one get hurt for the next eight hours...

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:42 pm

Dakarne wrote:
*hadn't shot a magic or normal missile*
In DnD terms, you can't shoot anyone with anything else... other than a spell... in which case I had a Spell Mantle

*wide-eyed* So all TGODing on a forum is DnD now? Does DnD have big badass starships, too?

*innocence* You mean your name isn't Darkane? Silly me; all this time thinking it was Darkane. I mean, who'd'a thunk it? It looks just like it's spelled Darkane, even if it's not.
I'll let your false innocence speak for itself Surly...

False? *innocence* Nothin' false here.

Why, thank you.
I'm a sadist, not a murderer...

True 'nuff.

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:42 pm

*wide-eyed* So all TGODing on a forum is DnD now? Does DnD have big badass starships, too?

Yes actually

*pulls alongside your ship and opens fire with a broadside of Thaum Cannons and Missile Golems*

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:10 pm

Comrade Tortoise wrote:
*wide-eyed* So all TGODing on a forum is DnD now? Does DnD have big badass starships, too?
Yes actually

*pulls alongside your ship and opens fire with a broadside of Thaum Cannons and Missile Golems*

*they wash off the shields*

So sorry; better luck next time!

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:22 pm

Surlethe wrote:
Comrade Tortoise wrote:
*wide-eyed* So all TGODing on a forum is DnD now? Does DnD have big badass starships, too?
Yes actually

*pulls alongside your ship and opens fire with a broadside of Thaum Cannons and Missile Golems*
*they wash off the shields*

So sorry; better luck next time!

*Gates in and appears behind you*

Hi!

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:18 am

*they wash off the shields*

So sorry; better luck next time!

*teleports into the bridge*

[sarcasm]Nice place, who's the decorator?[/sarcasm]

*wide-eyed* So all TGODing on a forum is DnD now? Does DnD have big badass starships, too?

Well, a ranged weapon is a ranged weapon is a ranged weapon...

And I'm magically immune to all ranged, magic and melee attacks

Until, of course, someone casts that annoying "Greater Dispelling"

Ah well, you'd better hope that I don't start thinking you to death

LibriumArcana.Games

Let the Engendering begin...

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